Disclaimer:
"... refer to chapter one."
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---Author's Note:
"Ok, I am VERY ticked off..
It sickens me - repulses me, even - that
I was asked if this was a slash fic. I mean,
for crying out loud!! It's like you can't even
say the word "Romance" in this category
anymore because a bunch of messed up
writers wrote sick slash fics and ruined it all..
Anything to do with those kind of stories should
meet a gruesome, agonizing death in my opinion....
On a lighter note, Zim will get his butt kicked today.
As will anyone else who didn't read this author's note...
Flames are accepted without ridicule just so long as you
are educated about your insults."
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------[Adventures in Fake World]
------[Adventure Day Two]
------[Alexandria the Summoner]
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----------Dib pulled up his visor (yes, he's the main
character in this fic. And no, he's not part of the pairing.
He gets to be a lonely little bigheaded dude the rest of
his life. Hahahaahh!) and logged into Fake World once
again. He'd only gained a single level after hours
of play...
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-
--------The paranormal investigator walked to
the Message Boards to check if his alien topics
had gotten any replies (to which, they hadn't).
He did notice a new topic that caught his eye,
however;
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"Rare Item Rewarded! Click for details!"
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-------"Computer, access topic." Dib said,
staring at the message. His view was filled
with red letters.
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"An illegal user known to many as
Bob the Glitch has been terrorizing
the online community of Fake World.
If he is not stopped, he will single-handedly
destroy the entire community and your
character data bit by bit. A major reward
is being offered to whomever slays this
character. However, users must have a
spotless record and must have atleast one
month of experience to apply. Meet at
the AHQ."
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-------Dib had been playing for exactly
a month, luckily for him; He did wonder why
such was needed, but decided just to take the
job as he dashed towards the Administration
HQ.
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-----When he got into the waiting room, only
two others stood before him. The first, he could
safely say he'd never seen in his life. She was
a sorceress in a long flowing black gown with
red trimming, and a long black staff with a smokey
crystal at the tip emitting a faint mystical glow. She
had cold, grey eyes, he quickly noted as she glared
in his direction with a scoff.
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--------Then it was his turn to glare as he
noticed the second User who had applied for
the job, who was in his usual black sleeveless
trenchcoat/cape that had come to be his own
in the world of Fake World. "Zim.." Dib muttered
under his breath. "Why can't I go anywhere
without bumping into you!?"
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-------"Silence, earth creature." Zim said as
a midget robot waddled up with blue eyes, drinking
a virtual soda. "Seeing as you are too weak
and pitiful, you won't be forced to see the glory
that is my power for long."
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-------The woman laughed at Zim's comment.
".. What's so funny!?" Zim demanded to know. The
woman stifled her laugh and stared at him as if
he amused her.
--------"My name is Alexandria." said the red
haired woman, "And my skills are unparalelled."
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------"Computer, scan user Alexandria.." Dib
said under his breath. Red letters filled his
sight.
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Username: Alexandria
Level: 232
Weapon: Dea Baculum
Detailed statistic unaccessable due to
"scan blocking" unit.
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------"Does everyone have a scan blocking
unit around here or something?" Dib muttered
agrivatedly. "Computer, information on weapons
Eternus Delitio and Dea Baculum." Dib said,
curios as to what Zim and Alexandria's weapons
really possessed. More red letters flashed
in front of his eyes as the other two merely argued
about who was the strongest.
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Weapon: Eternus Delitio
Detailed: "The blade of Chaos; it is said
the soul of Dalek the Obliterator is sealed within
this sword, along with all of his powers. One
of the seven Deity Weapons."
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Weapon: Dea Baculum
Detailed: "The rod of summoning; it gives
the user power to summon goddesses and
sorcerors to fight for them. One of the
seven Deity Weapons."
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------Dib growled. The Deity Weapons.. that
special side quest was supposed to be
impossible! And yet his own arch rival and
some deadbeat he didn't even know both freely
walked around with such treasures!
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------"How did you people get those weapons!?" Dib
shouted, accidentally thinking outloud. He realized his
mistake and looked highly embarrassed as Alexandria
scoffed, "Newbie."
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--------"I infiltrated the Shrine of Chaos, where the
Ancients sealed Dalek the Obliterator years ago in
this realm's history. Deep inside of the heavily infested
dungeon was an ancient Guardian sent to make sure
Dalek's power was never used again. Unfortunately,
that Guardian met with a little.. accident, and the blade
chose me as its master." Zim said, quite proud of himself.
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------"Child's play." Alexandria said. "To earn this
staff I had to fight every goddess, sorceror and monster
summonable, even the really tough ones like Eden and
Bahamutt. Then, and only then did the Magus Sisters
give me permission to use a powerful weapon such as
this... Wait a minute, Zim.. in the Eternus Delitio side quest,
weren't you supposed to prove your nobility by helping
that Guardian slay Dalek so the blade would be unpossessed
and safe to use?"
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-------Zim blinked. "Yes, well.. um.. I.. did it intentionally
to keep this almighty weapon from being stripped of it's power!"
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-------Just then, a chubby dude walked in. "The
Administrator Marin will see you now." he said with
a bow as he led the three warriors into a dark room.
After about three minutes of silence, the room lit up with
flames as a huge monster began attacking the team.
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--------Alexandria stood back and began chanting
really fast. "... WHY IS SHE JUST STANDING THERE!?"
Dib shouted as he was almost enshrouded by the
monster dragon's fire breath. The room lit up bright enough
to see the black-scaled dragon now, which was actually
a horrible three-headed monstrosity, each one shooting
a different element. Zim growled at Dib's stupidity.
"She is summoning you fool! We must guard her with
our lives or we won't stand a chance against this fiend!"
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-------"But aren't you--"
-------"Yes, I have one of the strongest weapons in
Fake World, but don't you know what this is you imbecile?"
-------"Uh.. a dragon. They're resistant to magic."
-------"No. It's a Hydra. Physical attacks are worthless you
pitiful human child. Only a goddess could silence this beast,
and only Alexandria can summon one."
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-------Dib finally understood and played along, but was rather
useless. Zim put a barrier of shadow around them all, blocking
off all of the dragon's assaults. "... NOW!" Alexandria shouted.
Zim snapped his fingers, the barrier shattering as the room was
lit up by a flash of blue light and filled with a bone-chilling breeze.
A large ice crystal fell to the ground as a transparent woman
slowly desended into it. She opened her eyes as she faded in,
icey blue skin and all as the ice around her shattered. Then she
began twirling, causing large ice spikes to jab through the bottom
of the floor and into the monster's feet, pinning it to the ground. Then
the whole room around the monster was covered in such spikes.
Then three large spikes shot up, stabbing each of the monster's
brains. "Now, Shiva, finish them!" Alexandria shouted. The goddess
of ice nodded and cooly snapped her fingers as all the ice shattered
into a whirlwind of death, ripping the dragon to shreds and shattering
it to pixels in an instant.
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--------"Yes! We saved the AHQ!" Dib shouted.
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--------"Test complete." an automated voice said, much to the heroes'
confusion as Marin the Administrator walked into the room, with flowing
pink hair and a long white Cleric's dress. "You three make an excellent
fighting team. The Administration thanks you for your hard work." She clapped
her hands and in a gust of wind, the trio had been teleported to an unescapable
dungeon. "... Great, we're stuck together!!" Dib shouted. "I wanted to do this
by myself!!"
--------"The Administration doesn't send people like us in for no reason." Zim
said with a smirk. "Besides.. don't you recognize this place?"
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--------Dib looked around. Alexandria nodded. "The Spirit Shrine.. where
one of the Deity Weapons lies rest."
-------Zim nodded. "It comes and goes with the wind, and only the strongest
of warriors will ever get to gaze at it's splendor. And only the bravest dare
to enter."
-------Dib had read about this before.. ".. Hey, isn't this were the
Deity Weapon, Spiritus Ferrum, is hidden?"
-------"You catch on well for a newbie." Alexandria replied. "The Spiritus
Ferrum is a blade I've longed for since my journey here.. and I seek to
acquire every Deity Weapon. Some day yours will belong to me as well,
Zim."
--------"Over my cold dead body." Zim said with a smirk as he began
walking down the halway. Alexandria followed, as did Dib soon
afterwards. "Computer, information on weapon 'Spiritus Ferrum.'"
Red words flashed across his visor, as did the time "Midnight" on
the clock.
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Weapon: Spiritus Ferrum
Detailed: "The sword of the dead, this treasure has
necromancing abilities beyond that of any other force.
Can summon dead allies, monsters and spirits as zombies.
One of the seven Deity Weapons."
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--------"Hmm... I might like to own that one.." Dib said,
but his thoughts were quickly halted as he heard cries of
pain up ahead...
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--------"Bob!" Zim said as they entered the room.
There, in the middle of the room, stood a green-skinned
warrior with black armor. In his hands stood a shining
silver blade with symbols encrypted on the hilt and the
blade itself. The Glitch stared at them icily, but before any
fighting could begin, a pillar of light enveloped the fiend.
And in an instant, Bob was no more.
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-------The trio blinked as a silver armoured, blue
haired man with white wings on his arms and back
gracefully landed near the Spiritus Ferrum, picking it
up and claiming it as his own.
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--------"!! HEY!!" Alexandria shouted. "Bug off, you
second-rate loser!"
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-------The warrior glared at her coldly. "My name is
Magus, the Necromancer. This blade is rightfully
mine, as is it's powers. And when we meet again,
don't you dare try to defy me." he said as he used
an item to teleport out of the place. Then the trio looked
around, and, grolwing, they logged off one by one.
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-----Author's Note:
Will Dib ever get one of the Deity Weapons?
Who is this Magus guy?
And for that matter, who is Alexandria? (as if you don't know)
If you feel sorry for Dib, TOO BAD. He might
just get his own Deity Weapon near the end of the
fic however.
"... refer to chapter one."
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-
---Author's Note:
"Ok, I am VERY ticked off..
It sickens me - repulses me, even - that
I was asked if this was a slash fic. I mean,
for crying out loud!! It's like you can't even
say the word "Romance" in this category
anymore because a bunch of messed up
writers wrote sick slash fics and ruined it all..
Anything to do with those kind of stories should
meet a gruesome, agonizing death in my opinion....
On a lighter note, Zim will get his butt kicked today.
As will anyone else who didn't read this author's note...
Flames are accepted without ridicule just so long as you
are educated about your insults."
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------[Adventures in Fake World]
------[Adventure Day Two]
------[Alexandria the Summoner]
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-
-
-
----------Dib pulled up his visor (yes, he's the main
character in this fic. And no, he's not part of the pairing.
He gets to be a lonely little bigheaded dude the rest of
his life. Hahahaahh!) and logged into Fake World once
again. He'd only gained a single level after hours
of play...
-
-
--------The paranormal investigator walked to
the Message Boards to check if his alien topics
had gotten any replies (to which, they hadn't).
He did notice a new topic that caught his eye,
however;
-
"Rare Item Rewarded! Click for details!"
-
-------"Computer, access topic." Dib said,
staring at the message. His view was filled
with red letters.
-
-
"An illegal user known to many as
Bob the Glitch has been terrorizing
the online community of Fake World.
If he is not stopped, he will single-handedly
destroy the entire community and your
character data bit by bit. A major reward
is being offered to whomever slays this
character. However, users must have a
spotless record and must have atleast one
month of experience to apply. Meet at
the AHQ."
-
-
-
-------Dib had been playing for exactly
a month, luckily for him; He did wonder why
such was needed, but decided just to take the
job as he dashed towards the Administration
HQ.
-
-
-----When he got into the waiting room, only
two others stood before him. The first, he could
safely say he'd never seen in his life. She was
a sorceress in a long flowing black gown with
red trimming, and a long black staff with a smokey
crystal at the tip emitting a faint mystical glow. She
had cold, grey eyes, he quickly noted as she glared
in his direction with a scoff.
-
--------Then it was his turn to glare as he
noticed the second User who had applied for
the job, who was in his usual black sleeveless
trenchcoat/cape that had come to be his own
in the world of Fake World. "Zim.." Dib muttered
under his breath. "Why can't I go anywhere
without bumping into you!?"
-
-------"Silence, earth creature." Zim said as
a midget robot waddled up with blue eyes, drinking
a virtual soda. "Seeing as you are too weak
and pitiful, you won't be forced to see the glory
that is my power for long."
-
-------The woman laughed at Zim's comment.
".. What's so funny!?" Zim demanded to know. The
woman stifled her laugh and stared at him as if
he amused her.
--------"My name is Alexandria." said the red
haired woman, "And my skills are unparalelled."
-
------"Computer, scan user Alexandria.." Dib
said under his breath. Red letters filled his
sight.
-
Username: Alexandria
Level: 232
Weapon: Dea Baculum
Detailed statistic unaccessable due to
"scan blocking" unit.
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------"Does everyone have a scan blocking
unit around here or something?" Dib muttered
agrivatedly. "Computer, information on weapons
Eternus Delitio and Dea Baculum." Dib said,
curios as to what Zim and Alexandria's weapons
really possessed. More red letters flashed
in front of his eyes as the other two merely argued
about who was the strongest.
-
-
Weapon: Eternus Delitio
Detailed: "The blade of Chaos; it is said
the soul of Dalek the Obliterator is sealed within
this sword, along with all of his powers. One
of the seven Deity Weapons."
-
Weapon: Dea Baculum
Detailed: "The rod of summoning; it gives
the user power to summon goddesses and
sorcerors to fight for them. One of the
seven Deity Weapons."
-
-
------Dib growled. The Deity Weapons.. that
special side quest was supposed to be
impossible! And yet his own arch rival and
some deadbeat he didn't even know both freely
walked around with such treasures!
-
------"How did you people get those weapons!?" Dib
shouted, accidentally thinking outloud. He realized his
mistake and looked highly embarrassed as Alexandria
scoffed, "Newbie."
-
--------"I infiltrated the Shrine of Chaos, where the
Ancients sealed Dalek the Obliterator years ago in
this realm's history. Deep inside of the heavily infested
dungeon was an ancient Guardian sent to make sure
Dalek's power was never used again. Unfortunately,
that Guardian met with a little.. accident, and the blade
chose me as its master." Zim said, quite proud of himself.
-
------"Child's play." Alexandria said. "To earn this
staff I had to fight every goddess, sorceror and monster
summonable, even the really tough ones like Eden and
Bahamutt. Then, and only then did the Magus Sisters
give me permission to use a powerful weapon such as
this... Wait a minute, Zim.. in the Eternus Delitio side quest,
weren't you supposed to prove your nobility by helping
that Guardian slay Dalek so the blade would be unpossessed
and safe to use?"
-
-------Zim blinked. "Yes, well.. um.. I.. did it intentionally
to keep this almighty weapon from being stripped of it's power!"
-
-
-------Just then, a chubby dude walked in. "The
Administrator Marin will see you now." he said with
a bow as he led the three warriors into a dark room.
After about three minutes of silence, the room lit up with
flames as a huge monster began attacking the team.
-
-
-
--------Alexandria stood back and began chanting
really fast. "... WHY IS SHE JUST STANDING THERE!?"
Dib shouted as he was almost enshrouded by the
monster dragon's fire breath. The room lit up bright enough
to see the black-scaled dragon now, which was actually
a horrible three-headed monstrosity, each one shooting
a different element. Zim growled at Dib's stupidity.
"She is summoning you fool! We must guard her with
our lives or we won't stand a chance against this fiend!"
-
-------"But aren't you--"
-------"Yes, I have one of the strongest weapons in
Fake World, but don't you know what this is you imbecile?"
-------"Uh.. a dragon. They're resistant to magic."
-------"No. It's a Hydra. Physical attacks are worthless you
pitiful human child. Only a goddess could silence this beast,
and only Alexandria can summon one."
-
-
-------Dib finally understood and played along, but was rather
useless. Zim put a barrier of shadow around them all, blocking
off all of the dragon's assaults. "... NOW!" Alexandria shouted.
Zim snapped his fingers, the barrier shattering as the room was
lit up by a flash of blue light and filled with a bone-chilling breeze.
A large ice crystal fell to the ground as a transparent woman
slowly desended into it. She opened her eyes as she faded in,
icey blue skin and all as the ice around her shattered. Then she
began twirling, causing large ice spikes to jab through the bottom
of the floor and into the monster's feet, pinning it to the ground. Then
the whole room around the monster was covered in such spikes.
Then three large spikes shot up, stabbing each of the monster's
brains. "Now, Shiva, finish them!" Alexandria shouted. The goddess
of ice nodded and cooly snapped her fingers as all the ice shattered
into a whirlwind of death, ripping the dragon to shreds and shattering
it to pixels in an instant.
-
-
-
--------"Yes! We saved the AHQ!" Dib shouted.
-
--------"Test complete." an automated voice said, much to the heroes'
confusion as Marin the Administrator walked into the room, with flowing
pink hair and a long white Cleric's dress. "You three make an excellent
fighting team. The Administration thanks you for your hard work." She clapped
her hands and in a gust of wind, the trio had been teleported to an unescapable
dungeon. "... Great, we're stuck together!!" Dib shouted. "I wanted to do this
by myself!!"
--------"The Administration doesn't send people like us in for no reason." Zim
said with a smirk. "Besides.. don't you recognize this place?"
-
--------Dib looked around. Alexandria nodded. "The Spirit Shrine.. where
one of the Deity Weapons lies rest."
-------Zim nodded. "It comes and goes with the wind, and only the strongest
of warriors will ever get to gaze at it's splendor. And only the bravest dare
to enter."
-------Dib had read about this before.. ".. Hey, isn't this were the
Deity Weapon, Spiritus Ferrum, is hidden?"
-------"You catch on well for a newbie." Alexandria replied. "The Spiritus
Ferrum is a blade I've longed for since my journey here.. and I seek to
acquire every Deity Weapon. Some day yours will belong to me as well,
Zim."
--------"Over my cold dead body." Zim said with a smirk as he began
walking down the halway. Alexandria followed, as did Dib soon
afterwards. "Computer, information on weapon 'Spiritus Ferrum.'"
Red words flashed across his visor, as did the time "Midnight" on
the clock.
-
Weapon: Spiritus Ferrum
Detailed: "The sword of the dead, this treasure has
necromancing abilities beyond that of any other force.
Can summon dead allies, monsters and spirits as zombies.
One of the seven Deity Weapons."
-
--------"Hmm... I might like to own that one.." Dib said,
but his thoughts were quickly halted as he heard cries of
pain up ahead...
-
-
-
--------"Bob!" Zim said as they entered the room.
There, in the middle of the room, stood a green-skinned
warrior with black armor. In his hands stood a shining
silver blade with symbols encrypted on the hilt and the
blade itself. The Glitch stared at them icily, but before any
fighting could begin, a pillar of light enveloped the fiend.
And in an instant, Bob was no more.
-
-------The trio blinked as a silver armoured, blue
haired man with white wings on his arms and back
gracefully landed near the Spiritus Ferrum, picking it
up and claiming it as his own.
-
--------"!! HEY!!" Alexandria shouted. "Bug off, you
second-rate loser!"
-
-------The warrior glared at her coldly. "My name is
Magus, the Necromancer. This blade is rightfully
mine, as is it's powers. And when we meet again,
don't you dare try to defy me." he said as he used
an item to teleport out of the place. Then the trio looked
around, and, grolwing, they logged off one by one.
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-----Author's Note:
Will Dib ever get one of the Deity Weapons?
Who is this Magus guy?
And for that matter, who is Alexandria? (as if you don't know)
If you feel sorry for Dib, TOO BAD. He might
just get his own Deity Weapon near the end of the
fic however.
