This is just a little parody song my sister and I created. We were discussing how Kingpin and Mr. Freeze and Lex Luthor and all these different bad guys always have henchmen to do their evil will. I mentioned, except for Bullseye. My sister said, "He's his own henchman." And thus, this parody of "I'm My Own Grandpa" was born. So here is Bullseye singing the henchman song.
Disclaimer: I do not own Daredevil or any of the characters affiliated with it. They are owned by Marvel Comics. I was just creative and very, very bored.
I'm My Own Henchman
Many, many years ago when I was only three I got mad at my mother when she made me drink tea. I picked up my saucer and I threw it at her head. And before I knew it she was falling over dead.
This made my dad really mad so he put me in baseball. But I did not like this--no I did not at all, so I took the ball and threw it at my daddy's head. And before I knew it he was falling over dead.
I'm my own henchman! I'm my own henchman! It's so funny, I know, but it really is so. Hey! I'm my own henchman!
I went to an orphanage for the rest of my young life. This made me sad 'cause I did not like the keeper's wife. She made me eat my veggies and this made me very blue, so I threw a pea at her taking her out too.
Of my dirty deeds the other orphans would not tell. They knew I'd be chucking vegetables at them as well. Well, this has got to be the strangest thing I ever saw: being the boy who chucked my peas I am my own henchmaw.
I'm my own henchmaw! I'm my own henchmaw! It's so funny, I know, but it really is so. Hey! I'm my own henchmaw!
Not long after that I went into the army, where someone tried to kill me, oh woop-dee-dooby-dee. I threw my rifle at him and it went right through his head. And before I knew it he was falling over dead.
Now I am a hitman with the finest expertise. I can hit a bullseye even when I sneeze. This makes me very happy, but it makes you very blue, 'cause I can take anything and throw it right at you!
I'm my own henchman! I'm my own henchman! It's so funny, I know, but it really is so. Hey! I'm my own henchman!
EVERYBODY!
I'm my own henchman! I'm my own henchman! It's so funny, I know, but it really is so. Hey! I'm my own henchmaaaaaaan!
Thank you! Thank you! ^__^
Disclaimer: I do not own Daredevil or any of the characters affiliated with it. They are owned by Marvel Comics. I was just creative and very, very bored.
I'm My Own Henchman
Many, many years ago when I was only three I got mad at my mother when she made me drink tea. I picked up my saucer and I threw it at her head. And before I knew it she was falling over dead.
This made my dad really mad so he put me in baseball. But I did not like this--no I did not at all, so I took the ball and threw it at my daddy's head. And before I knew it he was falling over dead.
I'm my own henchman! I'm my own henchman! It's so funny, I know, but it really is so. Hey! I'm my own henchman!
I went to an orphanage for the rest of my young life. This made me sad 'cause I did not like the keeper's wife. She made me eat my veggies and this made me very blue, so I threw a pea at her taking her out too.
Of my dirty deeds the other orphans would not tell. They knew I'd be chucking vegetables at them as well. Well, this has got to be the strangest thing I ever saw: being the boy who chucked my peas I am my own henchmaw.
I'm my own henchmaw! I'm my own henchmaw! It's so funny, I know, but it really is so. Hey! I'm my own henchmaw!
Not long after that I went into the army, where someone tried to kill me, oh woop-dee-dooby-dee. I threw my rifle at him and it went right through his head. And before I knew it he was falling over dead.
Now I am a hitman with the finest expertise. I can hit a bullseye even when I sneeze. This makes me very happy, but it makes you very blue, 'cause I can take anything and throw it right at you!
I'm my own henchman! I'm my own henchman! It's so funny, I know, but it really is so. Hey! I'm my own henchman!
EVERYBODY!
I'm my own henchman! I'm my own henchman! It's so funny, I know, but it really is so. Hey! I'm my own henchmaaaaaaan!
Thank you! Thank you! ^__^
