((Camera hisses and static clears. Squall is staring at the camera this time, adjusting the lens and trying to focus it, his tongue sticking out as he works.))
Cloud: No, no! You're doing that wrong! Lemme try!
((Cloud shoves Squall out of the way and fixes the camera within seconds.))
Cloud: (to camera) Welcome back to another fun installment of "Proving FF7 is the Best".
Squall: Aw come on. You're just saying that 'cause FF7 won last time. THIS time it could be different.
Cloud: (sarcastic) Yeah, it sure could be! (evil snicker)
((Zidane walks in, all late))
Zidane: (out of breath from running) I'm...so...sorry I'm late... Funny story actually...you see...-
Cloud: (cuts him off) Ok, now that we're all here once more...we are establishing some rules this time around...
((Squall rolls his eyes))
Squall: Whatever.
Cloud: Rule #1: No talking of my past! None whatsoever! (glares around the room) ... Rule #2 No making fun of me for any reason! Rule #3No saying that you can beat me in a battle, because that's just not true... Rule #4-
Squall: (cuts his off) Wait a minute! What the hell is this? Who says I can't make fun of you? And who says nobody can beat you in a battle?!
Cloud: I say it! And I'm the oldest!
Squall: (begins to say something)
Cloud: (quickly cuts him off) Anybody who is older than 21 in this room? (looks around)
Squall: (sits down) hmph...
Cloud: (smiling) That's what I thought.
Squall: Well, how old is Zidane?
Zidane: Hmmm... I don't know...(realizing he doesn't know his age)
Squall: (to Cloud) See! He COULD be older than 21!
Cloud: I highly doubt that. Looking at the pattern in our FF games...Hmm... I'm 21, then your 17, that would make Zidane about 14.
Squall: Ha! He sure looks 14!
Zidane: I do not! Just because I'm short! Square designed all the FF9 characters short though!
Cloud: We're not even going to go into detail about what's wrong with the Nine graphics.
Zidane: (sarcastic) Oh, like your graphics are perfect!
Cloud: (wisely) It's the quality of the storyline and diversity of the characters that makes a game good...not the graphics.
Squall: Hmm...very true. Eight had pretty realistic graphics, but the storyline... (shakes head shamefully)
Cloud: Well, in 9, Square was going for that old-school RPG look with the big heads and the little bodies... in my opinion, just ended up looking stupid. (laughs)
((Door creaks open. Sephiroth gracefully and mysteriously enters))
Sephiroth: (sits) Was I invited this time?
Cloud: (angry) No... (slowly stops glaring at Sephiroth.) Buuuut, since you're already here, we're badmouthing FF9 and FF8 again.
Sephiroth: Excellent. What are we discussing now? (takes a seat)
Zidane: Graphics!
Squall: Boo! No! Graphics mean nothing in a game, so we are NOT going to discuss them!
Cloud: Hmm...so true.
Sephiroth: (puts his feet up on the table, effortlessly contributes to conversation) Golden Saucer.
Cloud: That's right! Everybody loves the golden saucer!! Who doesn't like snowboarding?
Squall: (stubbornly) I hated chocobo racing!
Cloud: Well, at least the chocobos in FF7 were different colors and fun to breed! Black, Blue, Green, Yellow, Gold, man we had the BEST chocobos!
Zidane: We had the best mogs!
Sephiroth: I'll hand it to FF9 for the mogs. Those damn things saved your game for you....(claps non-enthusiastically)....but Chocobos...FF7 gets the award for chocobos.
Squall: We had chocobos in FF8 too!
Cloud: Yeah, but they sucked so much! I didn't even bother catching one! I just walked everywhere. Rented a car once, ran outta gas! Such a pain...easier to just walk and deal with all the battles.
Squall: Whatever...
Zidane: Well, I agree that the chocobos in FF7 were the best. They were such pretty colors and they really demanded attention and a skilled player in order to get the Gold chocobo, which was needed to get KOTR.
Cloud: (smiles) You mean this? (holds up little red materia- a mastered knights o' the round)
Sephiroth: Stop showing off!
((Cloud sulks))
Squall: What's up with FF9 not having many summons? And I don't know if I like or hate this new thing where you summon the beast and it doesn't actually show up, only the attack occurs...
Cloud: So true. You know, sometimes I LIKE to see the summon monster! I hardly know what any of the ones in 9 look like cause I've only seen them once! Hardly used summons since they are soo weak in 9 anyway. I personally love the Phoenix and I wish I could've seen it more than once! I mean, it takes away the fun.
Squall: (thoughtfully) But on the other hand, the long summons like Eden and KOTR, those just got boring... so again, I don't know if I like or hate the fact that they cut the summon times in half by just not showing the beast in 9...
Zidane: (hesitant) Um... well... we did have lots of eidolons.
Cloud: Nah, not really. Compared to how many summons were in FF7 and FF8, well-
((Door swings open. Chaos beast charges into the room. Everyone in the room stands up, alarmed, drawing their final ultimate weapons, except for Sephiroth who remains seated and calm.))
Cloud: (confused) Vincent?!
Squall: (angry) What the hell?!
Zidane: (scared) I thought his transformations were only limit breaks!
Cloud: Vincent!! (ducks as Chaos slashes out at him with one claw)
Sephiroth: Hahahahaha! (sarcastically) Oh no! Run Cloud!
Cloud: (to Sephiroth) Shut up! (bravely) I never run away!
((Chaos beast grabs Cloud by the throat who counters with a kick to its face. Squall grabs Chaos from behind and throws it to the floor. Chaos flaps its massive wings and hits Cloud in the face))
Sephiroth: (smiling sinisterly) So, Cloud, how's Zack doing?
Cloud: (normal) Oh, I'm doing fine, thanks. (rubs bruised cheek from where Chaos hit him in the face)
((Sephiroth laughs hysterically))
Squall: Umm... (pointing at Chaos)
((Chaos sinks to the floor, wings reverting into cloak and Vincent stands up in his human form))
Vincent: Sorry. (darkly) Chaos gets harder to control every passing night. My sins burden my human soul and Chaos grows stronger inside of me, slowly becoming...me...
Cloud: (not realized Vincent could've easily killed him) Phew, Vincent, that was a close one! (sheathes Ultima Weapon)
Cloud: (to Sephiroth, gravely) We'll finish this argument later!
Sephiroth: (rolls his eyes) Ok, puppet...
Cloud: What?! I told you! We're not going to discuss my past!!
Zidane: Can we get back to talking about games...?
Cloud: Oh yeah, where were we? Golden saucer!
Vincent: Snowboarding was the best...
Cloud: Yeah, except when stupid Tifa wanted to snowboard! I wanted to, but she always had to!
Sephiroth: Another point: FF7 women were better than FF8 or FF9's women.
Squall: (startled) What's wrong with Rinoa, Selphie, Quistis and Edea?
Cloud: Well, nobody likes Selphie. Quistis just wasn't interesting. Edea was lame because she was evil then she was good. And Rinoa was so annoying I wanted to punch her in the face!
Squall: (shruggs) That's just your opinion. I happen to like Rinoa very much. At least Aeris wasn't in my game.
Cloud: (suddenly very sad) W...What about Aeris?
Zidane: Aeris was pretty, but kinda irritating. I mean, she just meets you and she's like bribing you for a date. "Be my bodyguard and I'll go on a date with you" or some crap like that.
Cloud: Well, Aeris isn't the point! What about Tifa? Everyone likes Tifa!
Vincent: (solemnly) I found her too optimistic, and her impossible boob size just made no sense in relation to her waist size. The only reason Square made her with that big a chest was to attract male players and keep them interested...
Cloud: (matter-of-fact) Tifa was also a really great friend, regardless of her boob size.
Zidane: (impatient) What about FF9's women? Beatrix, Garnet, Eiko...what's wrong with them?
Vincent: (in grave explanation) Beatrix was alright... Eiko was annoying 'cause she was trying to get with you too badly. And Garnet...well, I just found it hard to believe that someone that young would be in charge of an entire kingdom- a fallen kingdom no less!
Cloud: (shocked that Vincent spoke so much) .......
Zidane: Well, Alexandria wasn't completely fallen! We're rebuilding it!
Vincent: And what about the fact that her "mother" wanted to kill her and only wanted her so she could extract her eidolons. Her mother was gross and evil and yet after her "mother" died, Garnet was like "I still love her blahblahblah". I tell you, if my mom tried to kill me just for my powers, I'd definitely not love her back. The woman never loved Garnet and yet Garnet still loved her since it was 'the only mother she ever knew', since her real mom was killed... It just doesn't make sense!!
((Everyone stares shocked that Vincent spoke so much in one sentence, Sephiroth drops the apple he was beginning to eat))
Vincent: I'm sorry...I just really don't like FF9...Sorry.
((Vincent quietly gets up and leaves, knocking into Cid, Cid and Cid as they enter))
Cid Highwind: Let me tell you! I'm the real Cid!
Headmaster Cid: People say I look like Robin Williams, is that true?
Regent Cid: At least none of you had to be an oglop!
((The Three Cids sit down, arguing with eachother. Cid Highwind is smoking and throws his butt at Headmaster Cid. Headmaster Cid gets an angry look on his face and Regent Cid is trying to keep Cid Highwind from killing Headmaster Cid...confusing stuff...))
Squall: Headmaster Cid? What are you doing here?
Cloud: Hey Cid! What's up?
Zidane: Regent Cid? Aren't you supposed to be working on that new flying device?
((All three Cids are busy fighting with eachother, hardly noticing the other characters))
Cid Highwind: (shows off his lance) At least I know how to fight, you pansies!
Headmaster Cid: Who are you calling a pansy, young man! I own an entire military Garden of highly trained SeeDs!
Regent Cid: None of you are a great inventor like I am!
Cid Highwind: Aw, come on! I'm the greatest pilot in the world! I flew into outer space!! NO ONE can top that!
Headmaster Cid: I invented a class of highly trained specialists to fight the force of Sorceresses! My SeeDs saved the world!
Regent Cid: Don't any of you find it odd that we are all named Cid? I mean, someone in every Final Fantasy game is named Cid! There must be some running joke at the office or something...
Cid Highwind: (ignoring other Cids) Hey Cloud! Tell these other Cids that I'm the REAL Cid and that I'm the best cause I'm actually a playable character!
Cloud: (sighs) Cid, playable characters are always better than stupid headmasters or regents! So don't worry about it. And that's another reason why Seven is better...
Headmaster Cid: Just because I'm not playable?
Cid Highwind: But I'm the kickass Cid! I'm not some pansy sitting at a desk like you or sitting as an oglop like you!
Regent Cid: It was my wife who did this to me...
Cid Highwind: AND you're a scumbag! Cheating on your wife...how could you?
Squall: (to himself) We're getting no where with this...
Sephiroth: Hmm, I'll start a fight to prove FF7's the best. Hate to rustle the FF8 feathers, but SOLDIER was better than SeeD.
Squall: (cross his arms) How so?
Sephiroth: Soldier was much harder to get into. SeeD was open to a bunch of teenagers...it was basically a college, while Soldier was more like a real army. Even Cloud didn't get into soldier.
Cloud: Yes I did! (proudly) And I'm First Class!
Sephiroth: (smiling) And Zack's still doing ok?
Cloud: Yeah, I'm still fine. Why do you keep asking if I'm ok?
Zidane: Cloud set up rules in the beginning that we wouldn't talk about his past.
Sephiroth: But I'm the oldest now, so whatever Cloud says doesn't matter. (stands up, smiling) I'm also the tallest!
Cloud: (sighs) We're not here to talk about me. We're here to evaluate the games on different scales and determine once more that FF7 is the best.
Sephiroth: (leans back, relaxing) SeeD just feels like a cheap rip-off of Soldier. Like they saw how successful Seven was and now every game is trying to be like Seven.
Squall: Once again, I feel like we've gotten nowhere with this conversation... Nothing was determined. We all just ended up fighting again!
Cloud: No...(turns to camera) once more I think something was reassured... The fact that Final Fantasy Seven is the best once more!
Squall: (angry) Can't you guys find any fault in FF7?!!
Cloud: Yes actually... I can. (to Sephiroth) Remember when you controlled my Jenova and made me give you the black materia?
Sephiroth: How could I forget?
Cloud: Well...remember after that how Tifa and Barret were going to be executed?
Sephiroth: ...And?
Cloud: Well, when Tifa walks up after they escape from the Northern Crater right after I give you the Black Materia, she says "ding"...and I'd like to know what the hell she was talking about. Do you know what I'm talking about?
Sephiroth: Hmmm... I think so. When Tifa wakes up while they're in Rufus's possession. Yes, that "ding" comment made no sense... (thinking about it)
Squall: (really pissed) Music scores. What about those?
Cloud: No no! I think that is for another discussion and another time. Clearly, once more, FF Seven is number one...again!! What a surprise.
Squall: Whatever.
Zidane: .....
Sephiroth: (laughing still) Wait, wait, let me make sure. Cloud, you're sure Zack's doing ok?
Cloud: Yeah, I'm fine! Don't worry about me!
((Sephiroth breaks off into evil laughter, pounding the table with his fist, tears of laughter sliding down his cheeks))
Sephiroth: You're a funny kid, Cloud.
Cloud: (puzzled)... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... how?
Sephiroth: Oh nevermind... (to camera) Another conclusion to another discussion: FF7 IS the best! Proven again.
((The Three Cids are still fighting loudly with eachother, while Cloud sits thinking fiercely. Squall has his arms crossed and he's glaring at Cloud and Sephiroth while Zidane seems to have fallen asleep))
Sephiroth: (to camera) So please, join me, cause I know I'm your favorite, next time when we once again prove that ff7 is superior to ff8 and 9. (to Cloud) Hey, how do I turn this camera off?!
((Cloud jumps up and goes over to turn the camera off, knocking over the table while Cid Highwind and Headmaster Cid are arguing. Regent Cid ribbits something while trying to separate the two fighting Cids. Squall has drawn his Lionheart and looks like he's about to attack Cloud.))
Cloud: (to Sephiroth) there's a button back here you-
((Camera hisses and goes black))
~~ I know, not as funny as the first one. Stay tuned for more arguments, more characters, more fights, more weaponry/musical score discussions, and more FF7 superiority-proving. ~~
Cloud: No, no! You're doing that wrong! Lemme try!
((Cloud shoves Squall out of the way and fixes the camera within seconds.))
Cloud: (to camera) Welcome back to another fun installment of "Proving FF7 is the Best".
Squall: Aw come on. You're just saying that 'cause FF7 won last time. THIS time it could be different.
Cloud: (sarcastic) Yeah, it sure could be! (evil snicker)
((Zidane walks in, all late))
Zidane: (out of breath from running) I'm...so...sorry I'm late... Funny story actually...you see...-
Cloud: (cuts him off) Ok, now that we're all here once more...we are establishing some rules this time around...
((Squall rolls his eyes))
Squall: Whatever.
Cloud: Rule #1: No talking of my past! None whatsoever! (glares around the room) ... Rule #2 No making fun of me for any reason! Rule #3No saying that you can beat me in a battle, because that's just not true... Rule #4-
Squall: (cuts his off) Wait a minute! What the hell is this? Who says I can't make fun of you? And who says nobody can beat you in a battle?!
Cloud: I say it! And I'm the oldest!
Squall: (begins to say something)
Cloud: (quickly cuts him off) Anybody who is older than 21 in this room? (looks around)
Squall: (sits down) hmph...
Cloud: (smiling) That's what I thought.
Squall: Well, how old is Zidane?
Zidane: Hmmm... I don't know...(realizing he doesn't know his age)
Squall: (to Cloud) See! He COULD be older than 21!
Cloud: I highly doubt that. Looking at the pattern in our FF games...Hmm... I'm 21, then your 17, that would make Zidane about 14.
Squall: Ha! He sure looks 14!
Zidane: I do not! Just because I'm short! Square designed all the FF9 characters short though!
Cloud: We're not even going to go into detail about what's wrong with the Nine graphics.
Zidane: (sarcastic) Oh, like your graphics are perfect!
Cloud: (wisely) It's the quality of the storyline and diversity of the characters that makes a game good...not the graphics.
Squall: Hmm...very true. Eight had pretty realistic graphics, but the storyline... (shakes head shamefully)
Cloud: Well, in 9, Square was going for that old-school RPG look with the big heads and the little bodies... in my opinion, just ended up looking stupid. (laughs)
((Door creaks open. Sephiroth gracefully and mysteriously enters))
Sephiroth: (sits) Was I invited this time?
Cloud: (angry) No... (slowly stops glaring at Sephiroth.) Buuuut, since you're already here, we're badmouthing FF9 and FF8 again.
Sephiroth: Excellent. What are we discussing now? (takes a seat)
Zidane: Graphics!
Squall: Boo! No! Graphics mean nothing in a game, so we are NOT going to discuss them!
Cloud: Hmm...so true.
Sephiroth: (puts his feet up on the table, effortlessly contributes to conversation) Golden Saucer.
Cloud: That's right! Everybody loves the golden saucer!! Who doesn't like snowboarding?
Squall: (stubbornly) I hated chocobo racing!
Cloud: Well, at least the chocobos in FF7 were different colors and fun to breed! Black, Blue, Green, Yellow, Gold, man we had the BEST chocobos!
Zidane: We had the best mogs!
Sephiroth: I'll hand it to FF9 for the mogs. Those damn things saved your game for you....(claps non-enthusiastically)....but Chocobos...FF7 gets the award for chocobos.
Squall: We had chocobos in FF8 too!
Cloud: Yeah, but they sucked so much! I didn't even bother catching one! I just walked everywhere. Rented a car once, ran outta gas! Such a pain...easier to just walk and deal with all the battles.
Squall: Whatever...
Zidane: Well, I agree that the chocobos in FF7 were the best. They were such pretty colors and they really demanded attention and a skilled player in order to get the Gold chocobo, which was needed to get KOTR.
Cloud: (smiles) You mean this? (holds up little red materia- a mastered knights o' the round)
Sephiroth: Stop showing off!
((Cloud sulks))
Squall: What's up with FF9 not having many summons? And I don't know if I like or hate this new thing where you summon the beast and it doesn't actually show up, only the attack occurs...
Cloud: So true. You know, sometimes I LIKE to see the summon monster! I hardly know what any of the ones in 9 look like cause I've only seen them once! Hardly used summons since they are soo weak in 9 anyway. I personally love the Phoenix and I wish I could've seen it more than once! I mean, it takes away the fun.
Squall: (thoughtfully) But on the other hand, the long summons like Eden and KOTR, those just got boring... so again, I don't know if I like or hate the fact that they cut the summon times in half by just not showing the beast in 9...
Zidane: (hesitant) Um... well... we did have lots of eidolons.
Cloud: Nah, not really. Compared to how many summons were in FF7 and FF8, well-
((Door swings open. Chaos beast charges into the room. Everyone in the room stands up, alarmed, drawing their final ultimate weapons, except for Sephiroth who remains seated and calm.))
Cloud: (confused) Vincent?!
Squall: (angry) What the hell?!
Zidane: (scared) I thought his transformations were only limit breaks!
Cloud: Vincent!! (ducks as Chaos slashes out at him with one claw)
Sephiroth: Hahahahaha! (sarcastically) Oh no! Run Cloud!
Cloud: (to Sephiroth) Shut up! (bravely) I never run away!
((Chaos beast grabs Cloud by the throat who counters with a kick to its face. Squall grabs Chaos from behind and throws it to the floor. Chaos flaps its massive wings and hits Cloud in the face))
Sephiroth: (smiling sinisterly) So, Cloud, how's Zack doing?
Cloud: (normal) Oh, I'm doing fine, thanks. (rubs bruised cheek from where Chaos hit him in the face)
((Sephiroth laughs hysterically))
Squall: Umm... (pointing at Chaos)
((Chaos sinks to the floor, wings reverting into cloak and Vincent stands up in his human form))
Vincent: Sorry. (darkly) Chaos gets harder to control every passing night. My sins burden my human soul and Chaos grows stronger inside of me, slowly becoming...me...
Cloud: (not realized Vincent could've easily killed him) Phew, Vincent, that was a close one! (sheathes Ultima Weapon)
Cloud: (to Sephiroth, gravely) We'll finish this argument later!
Sephiroth: (rolls his eyes) Ok, puppet...
Cloud: What?! I told you! We're not going to discuss my past!!
Zidane: Can we get back to talking about games...?
Cloud: Oh yeah, where were we? Golden saucer!
Vincent: Snowboarding was the best...
Cloud: Yeah, except when stupid Tifa wanted to snowboard! I wanted to, but she always had to!
Sephiroth: Another point: FF7 women were better than FF8 or FF9's women.
Squall: (startled) What's wrong with Rinoa, Selphie, Quistis and Edea?
Cloud: Well, nobody likes Selphie. Quistis just wasn't interesting. Edea was lame because she was evil then she was good. And Rinoa was so annoying I wanted to punch her in the face!
Squall: (shruggs) That's just your opinion. I happen to like Rinoa very much. At least Aeris wasn't in my game.
Cloud: (suddenly very sad) W...What about Aeris?
Zidane: Aeris was pretty, but kinda irritating. I mean, she just meets you and she's like bribing you for a date. "Be my bodyguard and I'll go on a date with you" or some crap like that.
Cloud: Well, Aeris isn't the point! What about Tifa? Everyone likes Tifa!
Vincent: (solemnly) I found her too optimistic, and her impossible boob size just made no sense in relation to her waist size. The only reason Square made her with that big a chest was to attract male players and keep them interested...
Cloud: (matter-of-fact) Tifa was also a really great friend, regardless of her boob size.
Zidane: (impatient) What about FF9's women? Beatrix, Garnet, Eiko...what's wrong with them?
Vincent: (in grave explanation) Beatrix was alright... Eiko was annoying 'cause she was trying to get with you too badly. And Garnet...well, I just found it hard to believe that someone that young would be in charge of an entire kingdom- a fallen kingdom no less!
Cloud: (shocked that Vincent spoke so much) .......
Zidane: Well, Alexandria wasn't completely fallen! We're rebuilding it!
Vincent: And what about the fact that her "mother" wanted to kill her and only wanted her so she could extract her eidolons. Her mother was gross and evil and yet after her "mother" died, Garnet was like "I still love her blahblahblah". I tell you, if my mom tried to kill me just for my powers, I'd definitely not love her back. The woman never loved Garnet and yet Garnet still loved her since it was 'the only mother she ever knew', since her real mom was killed... It just doesn't make sense!!
((Everyone stares shocked that Vincent spoke so much in one sentence, Sephiroth drops the apple he was beginning to eat))
Vincent: I'm sorry...I just really don't like FF9...Sorry.
((Vincent quietly gets up and leaves, knocking into Cid, Cid and Cid as they enter))
Cid Highwind: Let me tell you! I'm the real Cid!
Headmaster Cid: People say I look like Robin Williams, is that true?
Regent Cid: At least none of you had to be an oglop!
((The Three Cids sit down, arguing with eachother. Cid Highwind is smoking and throws his butt at Headmaster Cid. Headmaster Cid gets an angry look on his face and Regent Cid is trying to keep Cid Highwind from killing Headmaster Cid...confusing stuff...))
Squall: Headmaster Cid? What are you doing here?
Cloud: Hey Cid! What's up?
Zidane: Regent Cid? Aren't you supposed to be working on that new flying device?
((All three Cids are busy fighting with eachother, hardly noticing the other characters))
Cid Highwind: (shows off his lance) At least I know how to fight, you pansies!
Headmaster Cid: Who are you calling a pansy, young man! I own an entire military Garden of highly trained SeeDs!
Regent Cid: None of you are a great inventor like I am!
Cid Highwind: Aw, come on! I'm the greatest pilot in the world! I flew into outer space!! NO ONE can top that!
Headmaster Cid: I invented a class of highly trained specialists to fight the force of Sorceresses! My SeeDs saved the world!
Regent Cid: Don't any of you find it odd that we are all named Cid? I mean, someone in every Final Fantasy game is named Cid! There must be some running joke at the office or something...
Cid Highwind: (ignoring other Cids) Hey Cloud! Tell these other Cids that I'm the REAL Cid and that I'm the best cause I'm actually a playable character!
Cloud: (sighs) Cid, playable characters are always better than stupid headmasters or regents! So don't worry about it. And that's another reason why Seven is better...
Headmaster Cid: Just because I'm not playable?
Cid Highwind: But I'm the kickass Cid! I'm not some pansy sitting at a desk like you or sitting as an oglop like you!
Regent Cid: It was my wife who did this to me...
Cid Highwind: AND you're a scumbag! Cheating on your wife...how could you?
Squall: (to himself) We're getting no where with this...
Sephiroth: Hmm, I'll start a fight to prove FF7's the best. Hate to rustle the FF8 feathers, but SOLDIER was better than SeeD.
Squall: (cross his arms) How so?
Sephiroth: Soldier was much harder to get into. SeeD was open to a bunch of teenagers...it was basically a college, while Soldier was more like a real army. Even Cloud didn't get into soldier.
Cloud: Yes I did! (proudly) And I'm First Class!
Sephiroth: (smiling) And Zack's still doing ok?
Cloud: Yeah, I'm still fine. Why do you keep asking if I'm ok?
Zidane: Cloud set up rules in the beginning that we wouldn't talk about his past.
Sephiroth: But I'm the oldest now, so whatever Cloud says doesn't matter. (stands up, smiling) I'm also the tallest!
Cloud: (sighs) We're not here to talk about me. We're here to evaluate the games on different scales and determine once more that FF7 is the best.
Sephiroth: (leans back, relaxing) SeeD just feels like a cheap rip-off of Soldier. Like they saw how successful Seven was and now every game is trying to be like Seven.
Squall: Once again, I feel like we've gotten nowhere with this conversation... Nothing was determined. We all just ended up fighting again!
Cloud: No...(turns to camera) once more I think something was reassured... The fact that Final Fantasy Seven is the best once more!
Squall: (angry) Can't you guys find any fault in FF7?!!
Cloud: Yes actually... I can. (to Sephiroth) Remember when you controlled my Jenova and made me give you the black materia?
Sephiroth: How could I forget?
Cloud: Well...remember after that how Tifa and Barret were going to be executed?
Sephiroth: ...And?
Cloud: Well, when Tifa walks up after they escape from the Northern Crater right after I give you the Black Materia, she says "ding"...and I'd like to know what the hell she was talking about. Do you know what I'm talking about?
Sephiroth: Hmmm... I think so. When Tifa wakes up while they're in Rufus's possession. Yes, that "ding" comment made no sense... (thinking about it)
Squall: (really pissed) Music scores. What about those?
Cloud: No no! I think that is for another discussion and another time. Clearly, once more, FF Seven is number one...again!! What a surprise.
Squall: Whatever.
Zidane: .....
Sephiroth: (laughing still) Wait, wait, let me make sure. Cloud, you're sure Zack's doing ok?
Cloud: Yeah, I'm fine! Don't worry about me!
((Sephiroth breaks off into evil laughter, pounding the table with his fist, tears of laughter sliding down his cheeks))
Sephiroth: You're a funny kid, Cloud.
Cloud: (puzzled)... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... how?
Sephiroth: Oh nevermind... (to camera) Another conclusion to another discussion: FF7 IS the best! Proven again.
((The Three Cids are still fighting loudly with eachother, while Cloud sits thinking fiercely. Squall has his arms crossed and he's glaring at Cloud and Sephiroth while Zidane seems to have fallen asleep))
Sephiroth: (to camera) So please, join me, cause I know I'm your favorite, next time when we once again prove that ff7 is superior to ff8 and 9. (to Cloud) Hey, how do I turn this camera off?!
((Cloud jumps up and goes over to turn the camera off, knocking over the table while Cid Highwind and Headmaster Cid are arguing. Regent Cid ribbits something while trying to separate the two fighting Cids. Squall has drawn his Lionheart and looks like he's about to attack Cloud.))
Cloud: (to Sephiroth) there's a button back here you-
((Camera hisses and goes black))
~~ I know, not as funny as the first one. Stay tuned for more arguments, more characters, more fights, more weaponry/musical score discussions, and more FF7 superiority-proving. ~~
