I do not own: Legolas, the orcs, Lord Voldemort, Little Red Riding Hood,
Obi One Kanobe, The Wizard of Oz, or any of the other characters in this
nice little fantasy of mine expect Chipmunk. I did this strictly for
entertainment and because I thought it would be interesting. Please do not
read if you are not into strictly weird things. ( Other then that, enjoy!
Legalos sat on the edge of the tree that he was sitting on. Suddenly, someone pushed him off, and he fell. He looked up into the eyes of a pretty little chipmunk. "My, what strength you have," he commented, out of character. The chipmunk giggled and magically turned into a pretty Elvin maiden with red hair with black streaks and brown eyes. Legalos looked up at her, transfixed, and smiled. "My name is Legalos," he said, trying to sound manly and impress the chipmunk girl that had pushed him out of the tree. "My name is Ninaldironith," she replied, "But all my zillions of friends call me Chipmunk." She smiled back. Suddenly, a big group of orcs came, talking in a language that no one could understand, and pushed Legalos aside. Once they had gone, destroying everything in their path, even the pretty flowers, Legalos got up and realized that Chipmunk was gone. Suddenly, he remembered that he had to go visit his grandma who lived in the woods, so he forgot about Chipmunk. When he got to his grandma's house, he knocked on the door and she told him to come in as she was to sick to get out of bed. When he came in he saw her and was like, "Whoa, grandma, what happened to you? You look different." "Its all because of this cold that I have," she replied, hacking up her lungs while she did so. Legalos, being the good and loving grandson that he was, went to her side. "What unelvish ears you have!" he commented, noticing that her usually pointy ears were now rather round and humanish. "Side affects of the Dayquill," she stared blankly up at the ceiling, her eyes began to haze over. Suddenly, out from her skin popped an ugly human with a wand. "I am not your grandma, pretty boy," he yelled at Legalos, hurting his ears. Then he whacked our beloved elf over the head with his wand and went on a wild rampage throughout Mirkwood.
Meanwhile, Chipmunk was being tortured by the hideous orcs who had captured her. One of the uglier ones whose name was Kefokaerflakfovn was trying to get her to eat something that looked icky, when all of a sudden; Lord Voldemort popped in and conjured up a spell that put all the occupants in the room to sleep. Then, seeing Chipmunk, he got some naughty ideas and took her away with him on his magic carpet. While they were flying, Chipmunk woke up, and began to scream. Lord V told her to "Shut up" and then so she did. Back in his hiding place he put her on his bed and tied her up, making sure that she couldn't move so that later he could do not nice things to her. Suddenly, a bunch of flying monkeys came in the room, chanting weird things about red slippers and somebody named Toto. Lord V kindly told them that this was the wrong story, and if they were going to make a mess of his nice house to please clean up after themselves, which they did, of course. Chipmunk watched this all from the bed of Lord V, and decided that enough was enough, so she magically vanished and then reappeared with a light saber she had borrowed from her good friend Obi One Kanobe. Then she challenged Voldimort to a battle, which of course she won, and then magically made herself appear where Legalos was still unconscious. She woke him up and he remembered her. Then they proclaimed their love for one another and kissed for a long time, after which they used Legalos's grandma's bed and made sweet love and lived happily ever after with a bunch of perfectly perfect children named after the days of the week.
THE END
Legalos sat on the edge of the tree that he was sitting on. Suddenly, someone pushed him off, and he fell. He looked up into the eyes of a pretty little chipmunk. "My, what strength you have," he commented, out of character. The chipmunk giggled and magically turned into a pretty Elvin maiden with red hair with black streaks and brown eyes. Legalos looked up at her, transfixed, and smiled. "My name is Legalos," he said, trying to sound manly and impress the chipmunk girl that had pushed him out of the tree. "My name is Ninaldironith," she replied, "But all my zillions of friends call me Chipmunk." She smiled back. Suddenly, a big group of orcs came, talking in a language that no one could understand, and pushed Legalos aside. Once they had gone, destroying everything in their path, even the pretty flowers, Legalos got up and realized that Chipmunk was gone. Suddenly, he remembered that he had to go visit his grandma who lived in the woods, so he forgot about Chipmunk. When he got to his grandma's house, he knocked on the door and she told him to come in as she was to sick to get out of bed. When he came in he saw her and was like, "Whoa, grandma, what happened to you? You look different." "Its all because of this cold that I have," she replied, hacking up her lungs while she did so. Legalos, being the good and loving grandson that he was, went to her side. "What unelvish ears you have!" he commented, noticing that her usually pointy ears were now rather round and humanish. "Side affects of the Dayquill," she stared blankly up at the ceiling, her eyes began to haze over. Suddenly, out from her skin popped an ugly human with a wand. "I am not your grandma, pretty boy," he yelled at Legalos, hurting his ears. Then he whacked our beloved elf over the head with his wand and went on a wild rampage throughout Mirkwood.
Meanwhile, Chipmunk was being tortured by the hideous orcs who had captured her. One of the uglier ones whose name was Kefokaerflakfovn was trying to get her to eat something that looked icky, when all of a sudden; Lord Voldemort popped in and conjured up a spell that put all the occupants in the room to sleep. Then, seeing Chipmunk, he got some naughty ideas and took her away with him on his magic carpet. While they were flying, Chipmunk woke up, and began to scream. Lord V told her to "Shut up" and then so she did. Back in his hiding place he put her on his bed and tied her up, making sure that she couldn't move so that later he could do not nice things to her. Suddenly, a bunch of flying monkeys came in the room, chanting weird things about red slippers and somebody named Toto. Lord V kindly told them that this was the wrong story, and if they were going to make a mess of his nice house to please clean up after themselves, which they did, of course. Chipmunk watched this all from the bed of Lord V, and decided that enough was enough, so she magically vanished and then reappeared with a light saber she had borrowed from her good friend Obi One Kanobe. Then she challenged Voldimort to a battle, which of course she won, and then magically made herself appear where Legalos was still unconscious. She woke him up and he remembered her. Then they proclaimed their love for one another and kissed for a long time, after which they used Legalos's grandma's bed and made sweet love and lived happily ever after with a bunch of perfectly perfect children named after the days of the week.
THE END
