Chapter Four: It is so big!

(A/N: I know this has taken so long! It is just that my computer has been down, and I am truly sorry for your wait for chapter 4! Everything from the first 3 chapters applies here! I hope you enjoy! Oops, I almost forgot! Angel doesn't have that stupid happiness clause hanging over his shoulder, so you can imagine what Buffy, and him will be doing! Oh and the title has a double meaning. Hahaha!!)

Everyone gazed at it with big eyes. They had never seen anything this big in their entire lives. Spike was the first to start walking up the steps. "It would help if I was inside so that I didn't turn to Mr. Dust!" There was the occasional laugh, and of course Anya's was 30 seconds later. She just doesn't understand the art of laughing at jokes! Xander thought to himself.

"Okay people we need to get inside and unpack our stuff so we can have some real fun around here!" Once they got inside it was a never ending pick of where they could sleep. Those who were afraid of heights stayed downstairs. Giles was the first to be unpacked. He sat down in the lounge and waited for the rest of the group. He didn't have to walk far for anything, because he was on the first floor. Willow and Spike took the highest floor. Hoping their sounds wouldn't rise to the extent that people below them would hear. Buffy and Angel took the 3rd floor, which was one down from Willow and Spike's. Next were Xander and Anya who took the 2nd floor, they were angry by this, but liked that they were all spread apart. Faith and Dawn shared a room together; they thought that the 4th floor would be best for them. They chose the room farthest from Willow and Spike.

Now that they were all unpacked and ready to go Willow made a suggestion. "Hey guys, why don't we go swimming?"

"Wils, I hate to inform you that it is December, and that it is cold." Xander argued.

"Yeah, it is winter and cold in Sunnydale, but it is 90 degrees here!" Willow smiled evilly. "Come on guys, it will be fun!" Everyone agreed except Giles, and Faith. They didn't like going swimming, so they stayed in the castle. The ones who were going ran outside.

Faith was listening to her disc man, and Giles was watching British comedies. Faith heard a roaring laugh, and removed the headphones. "Okay, Giles. What you watching?" He looked over at her.

"Oh I am sorry did I interrupt your music. Well, you just keep listening to your music. I usually don't laugh that loud, and I guess it just came out. I am sorry." Faith winked, laughed, and put her headphones back on. She started banging her head in the air, and walked up the long stairway up to her room. Giles was confused, but turned his head back to the TV once again a roaring laugh filled the castle. Faith, who was now in her room, sat up in bed, and smiled.

Meanwhile outside.....

Spike threw Willow into the pool, and she squealed when she hit the surface, He rushed in. "You okay luv?" She just laughed, and submerged below the water. She saw something she wasn't expecting to see until they actually had sex. Although everyone thinks they already had it, but those squeals they heard were actually from him tickling her.

She surfaced quickly, and whispered to Spike, "Pull up your swimming trunks!" He looked down, and roared with laughter. Then she accidentally said this aloud, "Oh wow, it is so big!!" She blushed, but Spike didn't seem to notice. She shook her head, then she looked at Xander.

"Whoa Wils! You like read my mind, I was just thinking that about the castle too!" Xander replied giving her a hug, and stepping out of the pool.

"Xand, where you going? We were just going to play a game. I am not sure which game we are going to play, but it will be some kind of game. Dammit, you know what I mean! Just stay, it will be fun!" Buffy exclaimed trying to concentrate away from Angel's curious hands. They were exploring every inch of her under the water, she shuttered, as she suddenly felt the urge to go up to the bedroom. "Um, never mind! I just remembered that we need to get lotion from in our bedroom, and we will come...er, back down in a hour or so!"

Willow was glad that she had an excuse to get away from Spike for a moment. She felt kind of uncomfortable after what she saw! "I am going on a walk, Buffy why don't you join me!" Willow looked at her hardly, and she knew that she had to do what Willow wanted.

Buffy turned to face Angel, she smiled sexily, and whispered, "Sorry honey, maybe later!" She kissed his cheek, and ran in the direction Willow was headed. "So, Willow what advice do you need from the buffster now?" She looked at Buffy with big green eyes.

"You will not believe what I just saw!" She giggled loudly, and started running. She knew she could not get away from Buffy, because of Buffy's slayer strength, and agility. Buffy pounced on her like a cat, and Willow gave in. "Okay, okay! I saw Spike's well, you know!" She looked away turning a bright red.

"Oh my gosh, Wils! You didn't, I mean you did?" Buffy was bewildered, and kind of envious of her friend. For every woman knew how good Spike looked with his clothes on, but underneath was a whole new world. Willow shook her head vigorously, answering Buffy's question. "Okay then, what's the size?"

Willow blushed an even darker red (if that is even possible) "It was well, BIG!" They giggled and laughed, and headed back to the castle to meet their honeys.

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Three hours later....

Dinner was finally done, and Giles and Faith made it. Everyone was a little hesitant about their cooking, but daredevil Xander tried it, and immediately asked for a whole plate full. Giles and Faith were sitting next to each other at the table, and talking like they were a couple. No one knew what happened earlier that day, and they were going to keep it a secret! They like having something only they could share.

TBC (A/N: Wouldn't you like to know what that secret is? Find out in Chapter 5! Gosh, I love this job.....lol!)