Dear Santa Chapter Two

~Aragorn~


Damn Elrond made me write this list. Does he not see I am kinda busy with saving Middle-Earth from its doom???
But NOOOOOOOOO Elrond had to force me! ME a ranger! Me the king of Gondor! Everyone will laugh at me. No wait everyone I know has to write this too. Okay then we are gonna laugh at each other for the rest of our lives.
Well I better write this "wishlist" now before I get to know the wrath of my foster father again *sweat drops*

Okay what do I wish for….let's see

· A bigger sword
· A relaxing bath
· Anywhere else then walking into death
· I want to have as shiny hair as Legolas has well in another colour. I don't think blonde would make me look pretty
· I want to have a nice crown made of Mithril

Hmph I nearly sound as prissy as the elf is _

· I wanna look younger hold on I wanna BE younger
· I wanna live forever like the elf
· I wanna have pointy ears too
· I wanna have Legolas

Okay that's about it. I hope you fulfil my wishes who ever you are. (Damn Elrond didn't even tell me what a Santa Claus is…)
I do not want to seem rude but can you please grant me the 3rd and the last one NOW???
That would be cool. Okay I gotta stop now Legolas said Orcs are near and I don't want them to destroy this letter.

I just read this again and I sound really strange. Again damn Elrond for forcing me to do this. Hopefully no one will ever read that!!!