Sorry that it took me so long to update this but ff.net decided to ban me for fics that WEREN'T Inappropriate!
Well please keep reviewing and the next Chapter will be here before you can blink :)




Dear Santa Chapter 3
~Legolas~

Oh that is such a nice idea of Elrond to make a wishlist. He really IS great ^_^
Well I don't really have any expensive wishes so I hope you will fulfil them all! Oh and I am not greedy! The dwarf is the greedy one so better watch out for him!



Okay here goes MY wishlist!

1) I want a polish that makes my elven daggers as shiny as my hair is! I tried Herbal Essences but it wouldn't work as the daggers became so slippery that I accidentally almost stabbed Gandalf while trying to draw them out of their sheets!

2) Speaking of my shiny...I need another millenia supply of Herbal Essences!

3) I also want more arrows! When I am in a battle the arrows are used up before anyone else has even slained a single orc!
They are pretty slow you know...I mean the other people and not my arrows!!!

4) I wish for a bubbly bath with my favourite bath ingredients
(you know what I mean ^_~)

5) I also wish for a bath for that smelly pig...named Aragorn!

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While we are talking about Aragorn:
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6) I want him to stop staring at me! He's up to something and that scares the hell out of me! What if he's trying to take away my last bottle of Herbal Essences! Well If he would actually do it; he can go alone to Mordor *pouts*

7) I wanna have something, ANYTHING to cover my ears with, as the dwarf is snoring so loudly my ears are still ringing days after!

8) =P I wanna shag Aragorn senseless!!! =P ------ I did not write this! I don't know who it was! Someone must have written that when I left my precious wishlist alone for a second. Such evil creatures around me and how could they draw such retarded smileys!?



Well I think that's it cuz I can hear Orcs approaching. Hey Aragorn is staring again! EWWWWW now he is drooling! I mean if he would take a nice bubbly bath then it wouldn't be THAT bad to even think about him but you should see him right now! He's is covered in mud and dirt form head to toe because he insisted to practise with Boromir. EWWWWWW Boromir is muddy, too. I really think about leaving, now. That tacky ring is definitely not worth it to endure these big sweaty man anymore but I guess if Sauron will arise again means good-bye to Santa Clause which then means bye to Herbal Essences :(

Okay so I am staying but if Aragorn EVER drools again while looking at me you can go to hell Santa!!! Well that's it for now and hope you fulfil my wishes as I have been a good boy ALL YEAR LONG ^_^