Part 1 of 4 of the mini-series. Co-written with Kuroi Neko-kun. ^___^
Rated for usage of cuss words.
Standard disclaimers apply. (actually, I'm just too lazy to type it out…heehee…)
If moi Japanese is wrong, please don't hesitate to correct moi. You can email moi or you can drop a review. Thanks!! We're all out to learn new stuffs, no?
Oh yeah, A/N: is author's note. Just in case moi wanna clarify, moi'll use that.
Key:
"speech"
'thoughts'
*actions*
Saiyuki gaiden no gaiden—sono ichi!!!
By Gyuumajo
'Where did that baka saru go this time??!?!?!!!' Konzen fumed as he thundered down the corridors, his obedient blond ponytail trailed behind him.
"Oi, Konzen," a husky but feminine voice called out.
'Damn, not now!!'
"Nani o, kuso baba," he muttered.
"You should try the outside if you wanna find your pet," His eyes widened in shock but quickly regained his composition.
"How did you know that?"
"Why else would you be doing outside of your beloved office??" Kanzeon Bosattsu smirked, arms akimbo as she met his gaze. "Remember, I know you like the back of my hand."
"Hmph," he whirled around sharply, his ponytail narrowly missed her cheek.
"You're still so dishonest to yourself, Konzen Douji," she tugged at the tip of her fringe, twirling it with her finger.
"Goku!"
'Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn…'"Goku, you better answer soon before I starve you for the whole of tomorrow!!!" Konzen had thrown aside his pride & resorted to threats. The "forest" part of Tenkai was the last in line. (A/N: and no, he wasn't with Tenpou or Kenren. That was the first places he checked.) Searching for the baka saru for the whole afternoon wasn't his idea of fun. But he couldn't stop himself from looking for him.
'What if he was caught by Ritouten?!'"Shimatta!! Goku!!!! Gok—" he stopped short in front of a lotus pond. The waterfalls behind crashed loudly, forming a light mist over the calmer, shallower regions after the plunge pool. The silhouette of a female scooping up the cool water & ran them over her forearm. Taking in a gulp unconsciously, Konzen looked down to the forest ground. A pile of clothes—tennyo's usual get-up—neatly folded laid near the riverbank. Strangely, a halberd was found suspiciously close to the clothes. "What's a halberd doing here?!" Konzen quickly retreated back into the thick forage of the forest as he saw the tennyo's head turn towards his direction. "Damn!"
"Dare?" the mysterious tennyo shouted, a hint of anger in her voice.
'Hontou ni, shimatta…'"Dare da!!!?" This time, she had gotten out of the lotus pond, had a wet towel (!!) wrapped around her body, which aptly covering wherever needed, & reached for the halberd.
"Stop playing hide & seek!" she threw the halberd, turning it into a makeshift javelin. Konzen watched in silent fear as the halberd sailed through the air & landed near his feet. She grabbed her stuff & seemly teleported herself to where her halberd landed. "Omae!!!?? I'm gonna kill ya!!"
Konzen didn't answer, or hear anything the girl said for that matter. He was utterly overwhelmed…the second time he had acted out of character for the day.
"OI~!!!" the tip of the halberd pointed at the speechless man.
"!!!" the "clerk" for Kanzeon felt his cheeks warm almost instantaneously. He never knew tennyo were that…violent. And so, in the process of trying to find a reason to explain why this tennyo is so aggressive, he forgot to get his gaze of the chest area.
"…Kono baka hentai!" she brought the flat part of the blade (A/N: which is on the halberd) down heavily on Konzen's head, successfully rendering him unconscious.
"Konzen? Konzen?? Wake up…!"
"Urusai~,"
"Konzen!"
"Oof!" he jolted awake as he felt the stupid monkey launch himself onto the bed & landing directly on his stomach.
"Why you lil'!!!" he pinched Goku's ears. "Where the fuck were you???!! What the fuck were you thinking jumping onto me like that???!!!!"
"Konzen! Itai yo ne~!!! Yamette!!"
"What he means is: do you know how worried I was about you?" Kenren grinned & ruffled Goku's hair.
"Kenren…" Konzen's infamous deathglare caused Kenren to wisely back off. A pissed off Konzen isn't one to trifle with.
"Cheh, fine. Be that way," Kenren faked a pout.
"Maa, maa. He didn't mean it that way," Tenpou turned to the general, a gentle smile etched on his face.
"Konzen~ why the hell were you sleeping in the middle of the forest anyways?" Kenren did his best impression of Goku but was thrown at by deadly pillows from various sources.
"Hmph…why the fuck should I tell you?" With that, he chased Tenpou & Kenren out before sinking back into the comforts of his bed.
"Ne, Konzen…"
"Nanda?"
"Sorry about today,"
"Hmph…"
"I know I should've told you but you were busy so I thought—"
"…Fine. So long as you tell me where you're going next time," Konzen turned away from his "charge".
"'Kay! Oyasumi nasai!!"
"Nn…"
But the blond was far from sleepy.
'Long olive green hair…mahogany eyes that kept me attracted to it, falling into it…proud (A/N: somewhat arrogant/uncaring?) poise… Who the hell is she? Why the hell does a tennyo have a weapon?? How does she move that fast??? Am I really not getting out enough?' a slight snort was his own answer to the last question. 'If that hentai Kenren was here, he'll most definitely agree to that.'
Turning to his new "pet" however, he sighed.
'What if you got caught by Ritouten? What'll happen to me? Have you thought of that, Goku??'
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(A/N: the next day…)
A bright purple stalk of hyacinth was sitting on his desk by the time he got there. Goku was outside play-fighting with Kenren—who seems to have nothing better to do lately—with Goku winning. (A/N: well, duh!)
"Oi, Goku!" he called out the open window
"Nani?" the overly cheerful smile greeted him.
"This from you?" he held up the flower. Goku frowned & shook his head.
"It's from an onee-chan with green hair. She said something about being sorry for hitting you. *grins* She gave me a meat bun too!"
"Ooo…Konzen's got an admirer," a flying paperweight smacked Kenren on the head, successfully knocking him out cold.
'A hyacinth covers it all?' "Hmph!" Konzen set the stalk down into a tall enough vase (A/N: with water, of course) & stormed out.
"…You can stop hiding now," He had traced his way back to the lotus pond & hid behind a tree after finding the tennyo.
'Damn, caught…again!'
"…So…"
"So…?"
"You think that a stalk of flower is enough to cover the damage you'd done yesterday?" Konzen smirked triumphantly as he watched the girl turn slightly red.
"That…that's the closest thing you get to an apology so take it or leave it," she turned her gaze away from him.
"You're weird…a stalk of purple hyacinth for an apology? What's next, a rose for love??"
"I hate roses," she answered coldly. Konzen was about to ask why but thought better of it.
"Ok…what do you like then?" she peered at him quizzically. Actually, she had half-expected him to probe but she was glad nonetheless for him to keep his curiosity to himself.
"Sunflowers—means loyalty & wishes," a small smile graced her features.
"Ima wakatta," he grinned inwards. 'Himawari…ka?'
Tsuzuku! End of part 1Moi'll leave it at that for now. Muse went to Korean with moi mom! Dangnit!!! *sob*
Okay, this is moi 1st time attempting a Saiyuki fic so if moi thrashed, you're all allowed to flame moi. X_x
Moi said 4 parts ryte? Yup! Moi'll take 2, Kuroi Neko-kun take 2. One down, one more to go. Keep a lookout for updates from both of us k? We'll try to get 'em done ASAP.
Oh yeah. Beware of switching time periods. This is when they were still in heaven, 500 years prior to the series.
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