(After scheduling his computer to change the clock ahead one year every 10 minutes and then to
run EternalDragon.exe, Iwa-san is seen laughing maniacally in front of the computer)
Cye: (starts backing away) o_O [um... have you gone completely insane?]
Iwa-san: (abruptly stops laughing) O_o Nani?
Cye: o_O
Iwa-san: (minimizes Japanese translation program) o_o [Whoops. Still had the translator on]
=P [and no I haven't gone completely insane......]
Cye: o_O [what's that supposed to mean?]
Iwa-san: >=P [you'll see...]
Cye: O_o [Oooookay. Whatever you say. So now what?]
Iwa-san: -_- [we wait 34.73 seconds for the big-snake-dog-thing to show up again]
Cye: o_O
(34.74 seconds later)
Iwa-san: -_- [stupid computer is running slow...]
(The Eternal Dragon emerges from the Dragonballs, but it's still a tight fit in Iwa-san's room)
Eternal Dragon: I am the Eternal Dragon... what the hell am I doing here again!!!!
Iwa-san: (launches computer translation program and sets mode to Japanese) >=P [you're not here. You are.]
Eternal Dragon: Wha...? WHO DID THIS!!!?
Iwa-san and Cye: (Pointing at each other) O_O [He did it!]
Eternal Dragon: -_-
Iwa-san: =P [You're not really here. You're still in the Dragonballs, but you are here because you're
not really you, you're you. Understand now?]
Eternal Dragon: @_@
Cye: O_O [oh I get it!]
Iwa-san: -_- [no. No you don't]
Cye: o_O [I don't?]
Iwa-san: -_- [Nope.]
Cye: o_o [oh]
Eternal Dragon: Um... so anyway, what....... is your .......wish?
Cye: ;P [you could wish him away]
Iwa-san: >=D [now why would I want to do that when I still have so many "uses" for him]
Eternal Dragon: Hey what do you mean by that?
Iwa-san: o_O [what do you think I mean?]
Eternal Dragon: What do you think I think you mean?
Iwa-san: o_O [I think that you think that you'd like to know what I think]
Cye: @_@ [I think you're trying to confuse me...]
Iwa-san: ^_^ [I think you just think I'm trying to confuse you]
Cye: @_@ [well I think that you think that I think I'm confused...]
Iwa-san: ^_^ [well you want to know what I think?]
Cye: @_@ [not really...]
Iwa-san: =P [well I think that you think that I think that...]
Eternal Dragon: STOP THAT ALREADY!!
Iwa-san: o_o [Alright already. Jeez. You'd think that being eternal, he would have a better sense of humor ...]
Eternal Dragon: What was that?!?!
Iwa-san: O_O [Nothing. Nothing at all...]
Eternal Dragon: *Glare*
Iwa-san: (starts fidgeting) (tries to avoid eye contact)
Eternal Dragon: (Continues to glare)
Cye: o_O [what are you guys doing? You're acting strange...]
Eternal Dragon: (Attacks Cye with his fierce glare)
Cye: O_O [AAAAHHHHHHH!!!]
Iwa-san: (gasping for air) @_@ =D >=D [ugh...YAY! I'm free!!][Now, about my wish...]
Cye: @_@
Eternal Dragon: (Releasing Cye) *agitated* What...is your wish?
Iwa-san: *muttering* I wish you'd stop doing that...
Eternal Dragon: Very well. Your wish is granted.
Iwa-san: O_O [what!? what wish?! You don't mean...]
Eternal Dragon: >=D That...... is what you wished for...
Iwa-san: >=O [no it's not!! I never said that's what I wished for!]
Cye: o_O [technically you did say it...]
Iwa-san: *mumbling* -_- [....... technicalities.......granted......] O_O >=O [Hey wait a second! If you're gonna count
that as a wish you could at least stick to it!]
Eternal Dragon: Technically I did. You never specified how long I had to stop.
Iwa-san: >=O [Of course I didn't!! that was never meant to be my wish]
Cye: O_o [Well, I did hear you say it so theoretically it was your wish]
Iwa-san: >=O [YOU'RE NOT HELPING!]
Cye: =\ [since when was I here to do that? It's your fault I fell out into your universe]
Iwa-san: -_-
Eternal Dragon: o_O well I'll be leaving now...
(the 7 holographically solid balls create an additional 7 holes in the roof)
Iwa-san: >=O [BUT I NEVER GOT A WISH!!!]
Note: Iwa-san is still the only character for which I claim responsibility so far
