Cye: =P [well that was a waste of 11 minutes...]

Iwa-san: O_O [11!? D'oh I missed the 10 minute mark... he was still here, not granting me a wish!]

Cye: o_O [but I thought he said he...]

Iwa-san: >=O [shut-up! He didn't grant me my wish]

Cye: -_- [you know this is all your fault]

Iwa-san: >=O [My fault!! How is this my fault?!]

Cye: (rolls eyes) [you did say the words "I wish"]

Iwa-san: -_- [Figures... one of the only times I actually speak and something like this happens...]

Cye: (rolls eyes) =P [Well maybe you shouldn't say anything at all then...]

Iwa-san: (gets an idea) >=) [I just had an interesting thought]

Cye: O_O [uh oh]

Iwa-san: ^_^ [you should be happy. You inspired it]

Cye: >_
Iwa-san: >=P [you'll like this idea. It doesn't involve your death]

Cye: O_o [and that's supposed to make me feel better?]

Iwa-san: =P [since when has that been my job?]

Cye: -_- [well it is your fault I'm stuck here.]

Iwa-san: O_o [and why do you say that?]

Cye: (rolls eyes) [you have Dragonballs on your computer and you still haven't used them to send me home]

Iwa-san: >=D [you really do need to learn to watch what you "say"]

Cye: o_O [so... you're gonna send me home the next time he's here?]

Iwa-san: >=D [oh I'm gonna send you somewhere]

Cye: -_- o_o[me and my big mouth... um... may I ask where I'm going?]

Iwa-san: ^_^ [you'll find out soon enough...]

Cye: o_o [that's what I was afraid of...]

(becoming impatient waiting on the computer, Iwa-san resets the program to change the clock and launches

EternalDragon.exe every minute)

Iwa-san: =P [now lets see if we can speed this up]

Eternal Dragon: (rips the roof off of Iwa-san's room) NOW WHAT!!!!!!?

Iwa-san: :/ [well at least now I don't hafta worry about patching parts of the roof]

Cye: o_o [.......]

Eternal Dragon: WELL?

Iwa-san: ^_^;; [um... you should be happy about this wish]

Eternal Dragon: Wishing for your death?

Iwa-san: -_- [I wish to be able to speak and understand japanese]

Eternal Dragon: o_O uh...granted?

(before the Eternal Dragon leaves, the program runs again and another Eternal Dragon emerges)

Eternal Dragon #2: Here again!!?

Eternal Dragon #1: O_O

Eternal Dragon #2: um... who are you?

Eternal Dragon #1: ......I'm the Eternal Dragon.

Eternal Dragon #2: no, I am the Eternal Dragon.

Eternal Dragon #1: no, I am

Eternal Dragon #2: no you're not. I am

(this continues for the next 45 seconds until the program runs again)

Eternal Dragon #3: What do you want now!!?

Eternal Dragon #1 & #2: What the...

Eternal Dragon #3: Ack!! How is this possible?

Iwa-san: @_@ (shakes his head) ^_^;;; [uh I guess I set the program too fast]

Cye: (hiding in a corner) o_O =P[now this is strange and yet, entertaining...]

Iwa-san: (quits the program)

Eternal Dragons: (looking at each other) o_O

Iwa-san: O_o [well lets see if I can fix this...]

Eternal Dragons: @_@

Iwa-san: >_
Eternal Dragons: (still looking at each other) uh...

Iwa-san: (rolls eyes and points to Eternal Dragon #1) [you.]

(Eternal Dragon #1 leaves through the gaping hole that was once Iwa-san's roof)

Iwa-san: o_O [alrighty that makes things a little easier]

Eternal Dragon #3: Oookay...

Iwa-san: O_o (points to Eternal Dragon #2) [hmm now you. You owe me a wish]

Eternal Dragon #2: What...is...your wish?

Iwa-san: ^_^[I wish for the ability to be heard without having to say anything]

Eternal Dragon #2: Fine.

(Eternal Dragon #2 disappears)

Eternal Dragon #3: That's better. NOW I CAN YELL AT YOU!!

Cye: o_o

Iwa-san: uh....... I wish for... both you and Cye to disappear.

Cye: O_O

Eternal Dragon: I don't th...

(before the Eternal Dragon finishes yelling a portal opens up and sucks Cye, the Eternal Dragon, Iwa-san

and his computer in...)




Note: Iwa-san is still the only character for which I claim responsibility so far