A/N: Okies, Isa back! And I recently posted the first chapter of Worlds Collide, it would make me very happy if you went and read that.

T-chan; *grins* Can we have more Dende Torture in this fic?

*smirks* Oh, there most likely will be some more torture for various characters. maybe not more for Dende. but who knows?

T-chan; *smirks* Goody! This story is getting fun!

*raises an eyebrow* You mean it hasn't been fun in the past?

T-chan; *gulps slightly* Of.of course it's always been fun! Heh heh, what made you think otherwise?

Disclaimer; *laughs like an Insane Disney Female Masterminded Super Villain* I OWN DRAGON BALL Z!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

T-chan; o.o' meep. *runs away as fast as her little feet can carry her*

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Chibi walked back over to Shin, circling a couple times before draping herself across him. Shin patted her head like one pats the head of one's favorite dog. "You know dear, when normal people are unfaithful to their husbands, they do so discreetly. Not blatantly out in the open where everyone can see."

Chibi smirked widely and shrugged. "I'm not a normal person, now am I?"

"You could say that again!"

"Yup.wait a minute- were you being sarcastic?"

"Nnnooooo, ya think?"

Chibi growled lightly and the two quickly became engrossed in their spirited banter session while the rest of the others watched in amusement for a moment, then turned back to their own conversations.

~@ Hey Gohan! @~

~@ Yeah Videl? @~

~@ Have they always been like this? @~

Gohan smirked slightly in response. ~@ Ooooh yeah. Actually, Shin's extremely serious most of the time. And I do mean scarily stiff. Yet, if put him in the same vicinity as our Chibi he'll be more playful than Goten on a sugar high! @~

Videl looked absolutely horrified, forgetting who some of the guests were. "Kami! I never want to see Goten on a sugar high!!!"

Dende's ears pricked up at the invocation of his title, and he began sniggering. Chibi, curious, immediately dredged into Gohan to find out what was so funny. She too began giggling, which spread to Shin, who heard through his bond with Chibi. Vegeta, having sharp ears, and being very close heard as well, and smirked ever so slightly, and of course Bulma found out immediately from him. She spread it to the rest of the humans who joined in the chuckling.

Videl turned a bright scarlet red from embarrassment, and was more than slightly ticked off at the whole lot of them. Gathering her breath, she prepared to scream. "Son Gohan, if you and you're friends don't stop laughing this INSTANT, I'm going to leave you for Sharpener!!!"

Gohan, more afraid of her bursting his eardrums than of the possibility of her leaving, swallowed the last of his chuckles. "If you so command, milady."

Chichi, very concerned about making sure the two stayed together, began laying about her with her frying pan, making sure that everyone she could reach would stop laughing. Videl watched her, slightly envious of the older woman's apparent domination of the whole lot of them. Chichi, seeing the younger girl's admiring look, smirked and whispered something in her future daughter-in- law's ear. Videl's face gained a very similar smirk, and she nodded, turning to Gohan with a rather sickly sweet smile on her face.

"Oh Gohan- dear."

Gohan gulped slightly and looked down at his .beloved. mate. "Um, yes Videl?"

She smirked, evil radiating out of her so strongly that Vegeta's face took on a minute green tinge of envy. "Let's open gifts, shall we Gohan dear?"

Gohan began sweating; being called 'dear' by Videl was rather nerve wracking - especially accompanied by that smirk; which would've looked more appropriate on Vegeta or Piccolo's face. "Uh.okay?"

Videl smiled superiorly and swept past him, leaving an anxious Gohan to trot in her wake. Bulma grinned as she handed Videl her first gift: she had a bit of an idea what was going to happen. Videl quirked an eyebrow at Bulma when the Brief's gift turned out to be... a capsule!

Bulma grinned. "It's a capsule house! Already furnished of course."

Gohan and Videl thanked her, and Krillin handed Gohan the gift from his family. Gohan grinned at the set of matching gis for him and Videl. Videl exclaimed over them happily, and burst out laughing when she discovered a 3rd, child sized gi. Krillin winked at her and she bit her lip to keep from giving anything away as Gohan peered over at the small gi.

"Gee Krillin, I'm not sure if Videl and I are ready to have children any time soon…" Gohan trailed off in bewilderment as Chibi, Videl, and Krillin all burst into insane laughter. ~Okay, now I know that something fishy is going on.~

Videl regained control of herself, regaining her evil smirk as well. "Never mind.  Thanks Krillin, Juuhachi, it was really sweet of you."

They got a rain check from Yamcha – he said that there was something extra special that he wanted to get them, but they were going to have to wait for a while and that he couldn't tell them anything more than that. It was Chichi who stepped up to her daughter-in-law to be next, and, smirking evilly, handing her an oddly shaped package.

Gohan immediately broke into a nervous sweat; he recognized that shape! ~Oh Kami. Not a Frying Pan!~ Gohan watched in mounting horror as Videl gleefully unwrapped the gift and lovingly cradled her brand new Titanium Reinforced Frying Pan of Doom.

Gohan sweatdropped and cleared his throat lightly. "Gee mom, thanks." He looked at his mother with a slightly hurt expression. "I thought you wanted grandkids!"

Everyone sweatdropped, but Videl spoke up suddenly. "Don't take that tone with your mother *whap* and anyways; even if I managed to kill you with this thing, which is quite unlikely due to the thickness of your skull, Chichi would have at least one grandkid!"

There was complete, and utter silence.

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Lexi: Hmm... Should I be really mean and stop there?

T-chan; *desperately hanging onto every word of the story* NO!!! Keep going!

Please!

Lexi: *debates for a minute* fine.

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Finally Gohan gathered his wits enough to stutter, "did.did you.mean that.the way I think you meant it?!"

Videl nodded absent mindedly as she continued to fondle her new 'baby'; her frying pan. Ignoring the bursts of talking that followed, Videl continued down a random train of thought. ~My baby pan. Hey, that has a nice ring to it! My baby pan. Pan! That's what I can name my kid; Pan!!!~

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 T-chan; I've always s wondered why they named her Pan.

Lexi: *whacks her* No comments from the peanut gallery!

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At Videl's nod, all hell broke loose. Chibi began crowing happily about babies as Shin tried hard not to smile at her antics. Chichi had huge hearts in her eyes and was chattering excitedly to anyone and everyone who would listen about grandchildren, as Juu, Launch, and Bulma looked slightly jealous. Piccolo nodded silently to the teen before falling deep into meditation, while Dende merely looked around him; slightly bewildered by all the fuss. Krillin was boasting to Yamcha about how he'd 'known all along', and Vegeta simply glowered at the ruckus.

Gohan, on the other hand, was feeling a bit faint and latched onto Tien for support.

"Pan" Videl mused softly to herself, then repeated herself louder for the benefit of the others. "Pan; we'll name the child Pan!"

Gohan sweatdropped; where had that name come from? He suddenly realized that he most likely already knew from the way Videl was still fingering her frying pan. She suddenly raised her eyes to meet his astonished stare, challenging him to question her choice of names. He sweatdropped again before nodding quickly, he did not want to get hit by that frying pan again.

"Um.yeah, sure dear, we'll name it Pan." He was turning around to face the other males when something hard and heavy cracked against the back of his skull.

"OUR BABY ISN'T AN IT!!!" Videl screeched as the frying pan descended against his head, now being clutched by a kneeling Gohan. "OUR BABY IS A GIRL!!! HEAR ME?! A GIRL!!!" The pan descended a third and fourth time before Videl decided that Gohan had indeed gotten the picture. Gohan moaned from his place sprawled on the floor, clutching his head in pain.

Chibi snickered and grinned, the mood swings had started already! "Nice job Videl! Way to show him who's boss!"

Videl turned to the cheering girl and cocked her head to the side. "Hmm, maybe you should take your own advice and get yourself a frying pan!"

Shin stared at Videl, horrified, then at the grinning Chibi.

"Gee Videl; I'm not sure that I could bring myself to put my Shin out of 'working order'!"

The women all nodded, speculative gleams in their eyes, while the men glared at Shin in envy. Shin was much too relieved to notice though, and merely shot grateful thoughts at Chibi, who smirked evilly. "But then again, maybe I could survive for a night or two - especially with this year long abstinence as training."

Shin nearly fainted and Chichi grinned vindictively. "Trust me dear, if his head is anywhere near as think as my boys', he wont be down for more than half an hour!"

Chibi grinned at Videl. "Say V-chan, may I borrow your Frying Pan for a minute?"

Shin turned a rather pale shade of purple and began backing away from his madly grinning mate. "Please dear.. I don't think that's a v-very good idea."

Chibi's smirk simply grew in response, and she began stalking her stuttering mate, brandishing her borrowed frying pan like an expert. The other women began to cheer Chibi on as the men stood silent, looking at the Supreme Kai with something akin to sympathy written all over their faces. Chibi leapt at Shin and swung the pan down with force towards her beloved mate's head. Shin yelped and jumped out of the way, sweating nervously as he saw the huge dent in the floor where he had been standing mere seconds before.

"Come on hunny! Don't you.ack!" He yelped as he was forced to duck the swinging pan again.

Chibi frowned slightly. "Stay still!" she cried, swinging again.

Shin phased away, desperately trying to think of some way to halt her attacks. "But don't you want.want to get.an earth wedding? If you.kill me now.you'll never.get the chance!" Shin had reduced himself to begging through his frantic dodging as Bulma frowned at the growing number of cracks her floor was receiving.

Chibi sighed, lowering her 'pan-arm' and cocking her head towards Shin. "Fine, I'll let you live on two conditions." Shin nodded frantically, as Chibi made a show of thinking about what she wanted to make him do. "One: You HAVE to go through with the marriage within this week, and Two:" She paused dramatically as Shin nodded a frantic yes to the first condition. "Two: you have to 'spend' at least one night a week with me for the duration of my exile." Shin nodded again, relief evident on his face, while the rest of the male population glared at him enviously. Chibi smiled innocently and returned the Frying Pan to Videl, who began stroking it lovingly again, checking for damage.

"Okies then, now for Shin and my gift to you!" Videl looked up in interest, and Gohan managed to pick himself off the floor to stand beside his fiancée, glancing at her warily from time to time. Chibi grinned and brought her fingers to her forehead. "Explain while I'm gone Shin-chan!" With that, she disappeared.

Videl blinked at the spot she had occupied a second ago, then decided that she didn't want to know. Shin smiled benevolently at the young couple. "Well, at first Chibi wanted to get you something big and extravagant, but then she decided that you would enjoy this a bit more, though I wouldn't be surprised if she got you something extravagant anyways."

Gohan and Videl were getting very curious by now, but Shin merely smirked and crossed his arms, looking quite pleased with himself. "She should be back soon enough, though you might want to open some of the other gifts while you're waiting."

Glancing at the god every once in awhile, they proceeded to do as he recommended.

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Chibi zapped into the middle of a large fighter barrack, full of the warriors from the northern quadrant who had been allowed to keep their bodies to continue their training. She glanced around, trying to figure out where King Kai was so that she could ask for Goku, but then she remembered the Gathering.

~Damnit, this might take longer than I anticipated!~ Shrugging slightly and using a bit of logical deduction, she trotted off to find the cafeteria. Looking around to see if Goku was there, her eye caught on a tall, hulking red haired man with one eye and twin snake tails. Walking over to him she floated up to face level, coughing lightly so that he would notice her.

Seeing her he leered slightly. "Hello there pretty miss, you looking for a good time?" He grinned lecherously, exposing his crooked teeth and bad breath.

Chibi wrinkled her nose in disgust, pulled back her arm and punched him, causing him to fly backwards and skid along the top of several tables, making everybody's lunches go flying. There were some startled yells and half the people glared at the man, while the rest all glared at her. She calmly made a show of dusting off her hands and crossing her arms.

She sniffed arrogantly, the tone of her voice implying that the table of fighters wasn't worthy enough to lick the dirt off her boots. "Now that I have your attention, someone direct me to the location of Son Goku."

One of the other fighters there, a lithe lizard woman, stood in her seat, glowering angrily at Chibi. "Who the hell are you and what do you have to say for yourself?! You can't just waltz in here, attack one of our fighters for no reason, then expect us to betray a fellow warrior!!"

Chibi fought the urge to laugh in the woman's face, imagining the look on her face when Chibi got around to telling her who she really was. As she was opening her mouth to give a scathing reply, there was a commotion by the kitchen door. Ignoring the table of angry fighters, Chibi looked over and floated higher to see over the heads of the crowd.

"I'M GOING TO GET YOU SON GOKU!!!" screamed a rather angry voice from the kitchen. A fat man in a greasy cook's apron and hat was brandishing a butcher knife and ferociously trying to re-kill an alarmed Goku.

"But-but Cookie! I didn't do anything!!" Protested the confused Saiya- jin.

"To Hell Goku!!! You've cleaned out the pantries again!!! Damn you and your stomach!!!" Chibi began giggling, earning strange looks from the warriors around her. Pulling herself as tall as she could, she pulled off her ki shield, causing her ki to take a tremendous leap and drawing the eyes of everyone in the room- other than Goku who was trying to crawl into the crowd. After all, she had just gone from being the lowest ki in the room, to being the second highest after Goku. The warriors behind her immediately began edging around, rather worried that they had been trying to push her around only a moment ago. She advanced through the air to land behind Goku, completely ignoring the stares of the others. She coughed lightly, causing him to turn around.

When he saw her his entire face lit up and he laughed, throwing his arms around her and squeezing. "CHIBI-CHAN!!!"

She laughed too, pulling away and grinning. "Hey Goku-chan, how are you?"

"I'm doing really good!"

"Are they keeping you well fed?" She smirked lightly and glanced at the cook before turning back to Goku.

Goku grimaced, then shook his head despondently. "Not really.  They don't seem to understand Saiya-jin metabolism, and they refuse to give me more than three normal servings per meal!!!"

The way he said this made it sound like the worst form of torture that anyone could devise, making Chibi snicker. "Well then, we'll just have to fix that wont we!"

Goku nodded eagerly, and Chibi turned to face the cook, planting her feet on the floor. She put her hands on her hips and mock glared up at the much taller man. "Why are you not feeding this worthy fighter his full due?"

The cook scowled down at her, unable to sense her ki. "He ain't natural! He eats 50 course meals, then complains I'm starvin' him!"

Chibi sweatdropped, but decided that she owed it to the younger fighter to make the request anyways. Floating up to eye level she spoke in an imperious tone that she rarely had cause to use on anyone save Vegeta. "I am Iirynaliia Avhmaelyn, the mate of Kaioshin, the Supreme Kai.  On behalf of my husband, I order you to feed this man as befits one of the greatest warriors in this universe."

Everybody in the room sweatdropped, and the people back at that first table burst into a nervous sweat that they had dared to even think of glaring at such a powerful woman.

Goku grinned happily, face glowing with pleasure. "Thanks Chibi-chan!" he cried before continuing, showing her a rare insightful thought. "But as much as I appreciate that, I highly doubt that it was why you're here."

She smiled slightly before replying. "Well, your son is engaged and Shin and I want to give him a wedding gift he'll truly appreciate; you back for a week or so!"

Goku's entire face lit up and he grabbed her from the air whirling her around and dancing happily with her. "I get to eat Chichi's food again!!! And I get to see my little boy all grown up and getting married!!!" He stopped suddenly and frowned at the rather dizzy woman in his suffocating embrace. "I have a really serious question about my future daughter in law, though."

Chibi raised an eyebrow, struggling to breath.

"Can she cook?"

Even suffocating, Chibi somehow managed to face vault. "Gee Goku, I don't know."

Goku glared at her slightly. "You don't know something that important?!"

Chibi was unable to respond to her shocked friend, due to the fact that her face was making an honest attempt to match her hair color.

Fortunately for the continuation of her immortality, a small fighter came to her rescue. "For shame Goku! You're suffocating her!" The girl-child chided. "I doubt you want that on your record."

Goku blinked once before dropping Chibi and flashing the two classic Son Gestures: the Grin and the Head Rub. "Whoopsies! Sorry Chibi, I keep forgetting my own strength!"

Gasping for air on the floor she was unable to answer, allowing the other girl to continue talking. "Alrighty people, I know you're all curious about Lady Iirynaliia, but go back to you own business now. The Lady requires some privacy." At that, everyone but the three hurried off to find other places to be.

The Girl grinned mischievously and dropped to one knee beside Chibi, gently touching her shoulder, then raised an eyebrow at Goku. "Well Goku, are you going to tell me how you know Lady Iiryn?"

Goku shrugged nonchalantly. "Sure Xan – if you tell me who this 'Lady Iiryn' is."

Xan sweatdropped and stared at him in disbelief. "You - have got to be joking."

He shrugged and she smacked herself on the forehead, rolling her eyes upwards. "Well, considering it's you we're talking about, I shouldn't be surprised. This here that you greeted so enthusiastically is Lady Iiryn."

Goku blinked in shocked confusion. "Chibi 's a Lady?! Gee - surprises never cease! Actually, I first met her once as a kid; she was visiting my martial arts master of the time. Then when my kid died she and he became best friends. Now she helps me keep in touch with my family by delivering messages and such!" He grinned proudly as he continued. "Last time she brought a big groups photo of all my friends and family!"

Xan stared at him incredulously. "The mate of the Supreme Kai, and that's how she uses her power?!"

Goku grinned and shrugged slightly, and they both turned their attention back to Chibi, who was her normal pallor again and was just now settling back on her heels. She glanced first at the sheepish Goku, then turned to take in the tiny girl beside her. She was small, about Chibi's height, nearly as pale, with cropped emerald green hair and large green eyes. With a startled gasp of recognition, Chibi threw her arms around Xan and laughed exultantly.

"Xan-chan!!! Long time no see sis!"

Xan grinned in reply. "Considering I've been dead for over 200 years, I'm not surprised. I tried to get a hold of you to tell you that, unlike the others, I retained my body - but King Kai has been too busy for me."

Chibi glared and pretended to look shocked. "Too busy for my sister for 200 years!!! I'm going to have to teach him some etiquette!"

Xan laughed lightly and tweaked her elder sister's nose. "You do that; just make sure you wait until I have a front row seat!"

Chibi laughed with her, enjoying the company of her favorite sister and best friend.

"But in the mean time Iiryn, I gather that you have somewhere to be."

Chibi slapped her forehead and grabbed a bemused Goku by the arm. "Bye Xan- chan! I'll see you within a few days!"

Xan waved, grinning, and watched as the other two disappeared before making her way towards the arena, thankful that none of the other warriors had witnessed the scene: she didn't particularly want to become 'popular' if they found out that she was the favored sister of Iirynaliia Avhmaelyn, Mate of the Supreme Kai.

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A/N: Heyla, I just got back from a long, hot, strenuous vacation two days ago, so be very happy that I got this out already. See, I was gone for about three weeks, and I left before FF was working properly again so this was the soonest that I could post.

T-chan: *nurses broken elbow* I'm not very happy with you.

*rolls eyes* Here we go again.

T-chan: *obliviously continues rant* Because you were gone so long, that bastard mate of yours broke my elbow, and tormented me 24-7!!!

Vegeta: *growling* I am NOT a bastard!!! And it was you tormenting me!

T-chan: *affronted* WAS NOT!!!

*holds head in hand while argument brews around her* -_-;;