My very first fanfic!

(Parades goes by)

Okay.That was not necessary..-_-

Anyway, I was bored so I went on this site and just started reading a numbers of great documents.

So enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Golden sun.

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Intro

Zoa the yami no kage: woo, that's too long

(Fixing......)

Zoa: that's better ;)

?????: (Buzz)

Zoa: what the?

?????:I'm the THING that annoys you!

Zoa: whatever, I'm bored, can I eat you.

Thing: no you ca*

Zoa: (chew chew chew-hurk!) Gahk! You taste horrible!!!

Thing: you idiot, I was about to say I haven't bathed over 2 years!

Zoa:!!!! Hurry medical attention! *Fainted*gets carried away*

Thing: that's what you ge*

Zoa: *wakes up*your coming with me!

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The story starts here in the hospital v_v

Zoa: this is all your fault, you thingemobober.

Thing: shut up, don't call me that.

Zoa: make me, I'm author boy, I get to do anything I want. |:P

Thing: anything to relive the boredom?

Zoa: hmm.....I know! Lets shove a lit M-80 down your mouth and see what happens!

Thing : not going to happen, anything else?

Zoa: hmmm...I got it! Lets annoy one of the golden sun characters!

Thing: yeah that sounds like fun!

*all the GS characters appear from nowhere*

Thing: how'd you do that?

Zoa: hey, I'm the author boy.

Thing : lets chose some one to annoy, how about that guy over there?

Zoa: Isaac? Nah how about that kid, Ivan, we can call him a midget!

Thing : ahem?

Zoa: *looks down at Thing* woops my mistake

Zoa: That's it, I'm going to chose randomly, eni mini miny mo, catch a lion by its tail, if he hollers make him pay, my father says to, pick the stupidest one and it is I te it....eni mini miny mo!

Thing: red haired dude?

Zoa: I think he's Garret, oh well.

Zoa: *shouts* hey you, the red haired dude, come over here!

Garret: what? Whatever.. |: |

Zoa: so what's your name?

Garret: Garret.

Zoa: where'd you come from?

Garret: Vale

Zoa: what do you like?

Garret: food..............yeah food!

Thing: psst, his acting kinda weird.

Zoa: he's insane.

Zoa: anyway, what kind of food do you like?

Garret: anything. :)

Zoa: O.o

Thing: he's insane.

Zoa: what do you dislike?

Garret: Isaac, enemies, roofs.

Zoa: any thing else?

Garret: also anything that fly's around like a bee.

Zoa: what annoys you?

Garret: my little brother, Isaac, Mia, Ivan the whole enemy crew.

Zoa: Ok, Ill pay you ten bucks to go across this room.

Garret: sure thing.*starts walking and trips over a sign*

Garret: owe, hey what the? "beware of invisible wall?" that's crazy!

Garret: *starts walking * yeah right, a invis*hits invisible wall*

Zoa and Thing:*starts laughing hysterically* oh my god, you should of seen your nose, its flat as a pancake!

Garret: grrrrrr I will get my revenge!

Zoa: and look there's a ice cream stand that's giving out ice cream for free!

Garret: really?*jumps out of window and shatters his bones*OWE..

Zoa and Thing:*starts laughing hysterically again* just kidding ): D Muwahahahahahahahahahahhhaha

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*will Garret get his revenge? Find out next! *

So how was my first fanfic? Plz review thank you all