SHINGU ATSUZEN
24/3/2003
= Sanzo's thoughts
I lighted my cigarette, staring at the boring scene of Gojyo wrestling Goku. They make a hell lot of noise just fighting over a dumpling. The brown haired girl was staring at the green-eyed demon, who was busy eating some noodles. She licked her lips.
"Ne, why can't I have some more noodles?" she asked, drooling at the sight of the noodles. She tugged on Hakkai's sleeve.
"Because you already had two bowls of it," he replied politely.
She actually had four.
"When do you suppose we leave this town?" I questioned. My voice could hardly be heard amidst the noisy shouts coming from the monkey and the kappa.
"Maa, I guess we should leave tomorrow morning," Hakkai answered me. "Since we have a room to stay in, we might as well spend a night here."
"Shut up, stupid monkey!" Gojyo shouted at Goku, pulling his hair. "It's you who has a smelly armpit!"
Oh, so the idiots are arguing about armpit hair now?
"Me?! You're the one with long armpit hair!" Goku yelled back, trying to shove Gojyo's hand away. "And stop pulling my hair, erotic kappa!"
"I do NOT have armpit hair, brainless monkey!"
Gojyo lifted his arms, exposing his naked armpits.
"Have a good look at it!"
Crapping bloody bullets . it stinks .
Atsuzen and Goku immediately pinched their noses.
"Eww! Smelly armpit water monster!" Goku teased. "So it's either you have really long armpit hair or you have smelly bare armpits that stink like heck!"
"Gojyo, put your stinking arms down!" said Atsuzen. "You're spoiling the fragrant aroma of fresh-fried noodles!"
Gojyo crossed his hands and glared at Goku. "I wonder what's under that T-shirt of yours ."
Chest hair .?
"Talking about hair," Hakkai wiped his mouth and put his chopsticks down. "When I went out to buy some food this afternoon, I saw an old man riding a bicycle with some small strands of hair sticking out of his ear."
That's sick; I'd rather grow a moustache.
"Cool!" exclaimed Atsuzen. "I wish I could see some hair sticking out of SANZO's nose!" She started to laugh like a maniac, and so did Goku.
What the -
I stood up and threw my empty cigarette pack into the dustbin.
"I'm going out to get more cigarettes," I said.
"Cih, I thought you were going to kill Atsuzen," said Gojyo, annoying as usual.
I paused for a moment, thinking of something to reply his usual idiotic thought.
"You know what, I just changed my mind," I added, a malicious grin slowly appearing on my face. "Forget about the cigarettes, I think I'll have more fun killing you, armpit hair kappa."
"Wait a -"
BANG! BANG! BANG!
~OWARI~
= Sanzo's thoughts
I lighted my cigarette, staring at the boring scene of Gojyo wrestling Goku. They make a hell lot of noise just fighting over a dumpling. The brown haired girl was staring at the green-eyed demon, who was busy eating some noodles. She licked her lips.
"Ne, why can't I have some more noodles?" she asked, drooling at the sight of the noodles. She tugged on Hakkai's sleeve.
"Because you already had two bowls of it," he replied politely.
She actually had four.
"When do you suppose we leave this town?" I questioned. My voice could hardly be heard amidst the noisy shouts coming from the monkey and the kappa.
"Maa, I guess we should leave tomorrow morning," Hakkai answered me. "Since we have a room to stay in, we might as well spend a night here."
"Shut up, stupid monkey!" Gojyo shouted at Goku, pulling his hair. "It's you who has a smelly armpit!"
Oh, so the idiots are arguing about armpit hair now?
"Me?! You're the one with long armpit hair!" Goku yelled back, trying to shove Gojyo's hand away. "And stop pulling my hair, erotic kappa!"
"I do NOT have armpit hair, brainless monkey!"
Gojyo lifted his arms, exposing his naked armpits.
"Have a good look at it!"
Crapping bloody bullets . it stinks .
Atsuzen and Goku immediately pinched their noses.
"Eww! Smelly armpit water monster!" Goku teased. "So it's either you have really long armpit hair or you have smelly bare armpits that stink like heck!"
"Gojyo, put your stinking arms down!" said Atsuzen. "You're spoiling the fragrant aroma of fresh-fried noodles!"
Gojyo crossed his hands and glared at Goku. "I wonder what's under that T-shirt of yours ."
Chest hair .?
"Talking about hair," Hakkai wiped his mouth and put his chopsticks down. "When I went out to buy some food this afternoon, I saw an old man riding a bicycle with some small strands of hair sticking out of his ear."
That's sick; I'd rather grow a moustache.
"Cool!" exclaimed Atsuzen. "I wish I could see some hair sticking out of SANZO's nose!" She started to laugh like a maniac, and so did Goku.
What the -
I stood up and threw my empty cigarette pack into the dustbin.
"I'm going out to get more cigarettes," I said.
"Cih, I thought you were going to kill Atsuzen," said Gojyo, annoying as usual.
I paused for a moment, thinking of something to reply his usual idiotic thought.
"You know what, I just changed my mind," I added, a malicious grin slowly appearing on my face. "Forget about the cigarettes, I think I'll have more fun killing you, armpit hair kappa."
"Wait a -"
BANG! BANG! BANG!
~OWARI~
