Disclaimer: k, I don't own any final fantasy stuff at all. I really hate putting one of these before every chap, but oh well.

Vincent sat slumped in a chair at the inn. He wore his chocobo puppet upon his hand and was talking to it out of boredom.

Yuffie walked up to him and sat down with him. "You actually bought that thing?" she said looking at the puppet.

"Yes, me and Bob are friends," Vincent replied, making the puppet nodded.

"Well I guess you should be friends, after all you did have your hand up his ass at the store," Yuffie said smiling, "did you see the things I bought."

"No, but." before Vincent could finish, Yuffie ran off and got her things from the toy store.

She had bought two stuffed mogs, on with pink wings and pom pom and the other with blue ones. "Aren't they cute!" she said gleefully.

"Yes, very beautiful moogles Yuffie," Vincent said with a great grin on his face.

Cloud, who was sitting just a little bit away, turn and looked at him, "Would you stop saying things like that!" he snapped.

"What? I meant the stuffed animals. I'm appalled at the fact you think that's what I was thinking about. You disgust me man," Vincent said, fake anger in his voice.

Cloud turned away, ignoring Vincent's little out burst.

"I want to ask you something Yuffie," Vincent said looking at the ninja as she sat beside him.

"I said I'd go out with you, you don't have to hit on me anymore," Yuffie said.

"No, no, what do you want to do tonight?" he asked.

"I dunno, maybe go out for dinner," she shrugged.

"Okay, thanks for going out with me by the way."

"No problem."

"Well I have to get ready, so if you'll excuse me I'll see you later," Vincent said, standing up and walking to his room.

* * * * * * *

Vincent did very little to get ready. He put on a clean shirt and had a shower and that was about it. At about 6:30 he went down from his room to see Yuffie waiting for him. She was wearing a black mini skirt, which she most likely borrowed from Tifa, and her green shirt.

"Ready to go?" Vincent said as he smiled looked at her.

"Ready when you are," she said smiling back at him.

The two walked to a near by restaurant and got a table. They ordered their food and tried to make small talk.

"So. um. you like. stuff?" Vincent said, uncertain of what to talk about.

Yuffie laughed, "Yes I like stuff."

"Well that's good, I like stuff too you know," he said.

"Have you always been this funny?"

"Well, back in the day, I was told I was a little bit of a comedian," Vincent replied.

"I almost didn't go out with you, because of that whole back in the day thing."

"What do ya mean?"

"Well. you're about forty years older than me, which is a bit weird."

"You have a point, but what does age matter?"

"Well, you could be an old perverted man. you almost proved the perverted they other night with your pick up lines and hitting on every girl you saw and I know your old."

Vincent laughed and shook his head, "So why did you decide to go out with me?"

"Ya know, I really don't know," she said shrugging.

The food then came, and was place in front of them.

"I could get us alcohol, if you want," Vincent said.

"I don't think so, I have seen you when you have alcohol and I'd prefer you not get drunk," Yuffie replied, smiling.

"Alrighty then. then let dig in I guess," he said picking up his fork and knife, and then cutting into his meat. When bit into it he gave a shout "Ghaa! This is cold."

"Then send it back," Yuffie suggested.

"Meh. to lazy too, I can stand it," Vincent shrugged.

Yuffie shook her head and started to eat her dinner. They continued their talking through dinner until Vincent began to feel odd.

"Um, could you excuse me, I have to go to the bathroom," he said, standing up and running to the bathroom, not waiting for her to say anything.

He threw himself into a stall and began to throw up. Bile gush from his mouth, sounding like a fountain (charming description eh?). When he had finally finished he fell to the ground backwards. He then remembered about Yuffie, flush the toilet then walked back to the table.

"Are you okay?" she asked concerned.

"Ya. fine," he muttered sitting down.

"You look horrible. and smell horrible," she said.

"Why thank you, such a compliment. but I think that food wasn't so good for me cold," Vincent said, resting his hands in his palms.

"Well, we can go," Yuffie, said sympathetically.

"I wanted to do something nice and together for our date," he complained.

"Vincent, it now seems that the only thing we can do together is me holding your hair the next time you barf and I don't really want to do that," she said laughing.

"You have a slight bit of a point," he mumbled.

"We can probably get the food free since your sick!" Yuffie said cheerfully.

"You're a real optimist aren't you?" Vincent said as they walk to the cash register.

"Yup, a hopeless one," she said smiling.

They did mange to get the food for free, but on another note, Vincent had to throw up again on the way home.

Author's Note: Cheery date isn't it, ya know I have actually heard someone barf like a fountain. Anyway I'm gonna do a bit of foreshadowing for the next chap. it takes place in a place with ninjas! And a big tower. hmmm I wonder where it could be? Anyway ( I say anyway a lot) anyway, I'm sorry it took so long for this chap but I had serious writer's block from this damn medication I was on. anyway buh-bye. (Damn this is like the longest paragraph in the chap)