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The wedding went by quickly for Vincent. The one thing that he really remembered was the first time he saw Yuffie in her lovely white wedding dress. The rest of the ceremony was hazy up until the point he tripped and fell flat on his face as he and Yuffie were walking out of the church.

"You were drunk weren't you," Yuffie said accusingly as the got in the limo that would take them to the reception outside the church

"No! I wasn't aloud to be drunk," Vincent whined, "I think better with alcohol in my system, but noo, its your wedding day Vincent, you cant be drunk!"

The two newly weds argued about how it would have been a bad thing to have a drunk Vincent at the alter, but eventually they got to the place where the reception was to be held. When the two got out of the limo they were swarmed by people wishing to congratulate them.

After a bit of mingling Vincent and Yuffie headed to the to the head table, where the rest of the group sat, waiting. A woman came by asking what the people at the table would like to drink and Vincent answered first.

"Gimme the hardest thing you've got," he said.

"Vincent!" Yuffie snapped at him.

"What? I told you I think better when I have alcohol, down you want me to fall flat on my face again during our first dance? No I didn't think so."

"Just don't drink too much okay."

"Fine. I'll try."

Yuffie shook her head as a drink was laid in front of her husband. Once he had chugged it down, she pulled him onto the dance floor, where they had their first dance as Mr. And Mrs. Valentine, to the song 'I Don't Want to Miss a Thing' by Aero Smith.

Once done dinner was served and Vincent ordered a few more drinks. After Yuffie tried to get Vincent to dance again, but when he stood up and nearly fell down, because of his many drinks, she gave up and found someone else to dance with.

Vincent turned to Cloud and started to laugh, "Ya know. as long as I don't do something completely horrible, no matter how piss drunk I get I'm still getting laid tonight. the wonders of the wedding night!"

As the night wore on, Vincent ordered more and more drinks and by the end of the night he couldn't stand up under his own power. It was after three when him and Yuffie left the reception to go to the hotel they were going to stay at.

"S'ya know your very perty." Vincent said in a drunken slur as Yuffie supported him as they made their way into the hotel room.

"Thanks," she replied, slightly tried and let him fall into the bed, "I'm gonna get out of this dress, you just stay here."

"S'okay," Vincent replied.

Yuffie went into the bathroom and got out of her white wedding dress and into a special outfit she had bought just for the evening. She walked out of the bathroom, only to be slightly disappointed when she saw the snoring drunk man on the bed.

She sat beside his and ran her figures through his bangs. "Night Vinnie, told ya you shouldn't drink so much," she whispered and lay down beside him.

Author's Note: Man that took me forever and its horrible. but that's the last chappie, cause I gots no more ideas, so I hope ya liked the story and thanks for reading, chow!