Chapter two. Well, half liked the first, half didn't. Hopefully Pippin's diary will be more liked...and I certainly hope for Gandalfs (written by Pookie!). Major book spoilers. Enjoy!
Feb 27
Well, we sent Gondorman's body over the waterfall. Stupid, but it was better than eating him. Or was it? We're in the land of the horse guys. I hope they don't sneak up on us.
Feb 30
Met Horseguy today. Stupid. He wanted to kill Hairydude, but like a fool I stopped him. Stupid me. Blondie is really fast with that bow. I'll have to remember that. I asked Horseguy if he saw hobbits, but he said he was so busy killing that he couldn't see. That'd explain the three riderless horses, I guess.
Mar 1
Tracked the hobbits as far as Fangorn. There we met stupid Gandalf. Turns out he came back. Something about unfinished business. I dunno. I wasn't listening. Then he decides to LEAD us to Edoras! It's my birthday today and what do I get? A present, a song, a few words? No! I get demoted to follower! Stupid wizard.
Mar 2
Stupid Gandalf. He takes us to Edoras, and completely ignores me! Even my warnings about leaving our weapons at the door, how stupid is that? Anyway, apparently one of the bad guys, I don't know which the names are too similar, sent this Wormdude to be a spy and Kingman was sick of it. I dunno. Anyway, Gandalf heals him, Wormdude leaves, Horseguy gets thrown back up from the dungeon, and we're going to some place called Helm's Deep for war. Stupid.
Mar 3
At stupid Helm's Deep. Battle going on. The dwarf disappeared. Wish the elf would. I'm hiding, just about to make a last stand. Stupid Gandalf left. Maybe we could have had a chance with a wizard, but nooooo he had to go deal with one of those S-guys. At least it's morning, maybe I'll get to see the elf die.
Mar 4
Well, we didn't die after all. We won, amazingly enough. Gandalf brought trees. And I don't mean that he planted them, I mean they came on thier own. How wierd is that? We're going to Isengard to deal with the S-guy. Stupid Gandalf.
Mar 5
At Isengard. Met up with hungry hobbit and other hobbit again. Still stupid. S-guy's stick broke. Big deal. Hungry hobbit keeps talking to Hairydude. Other hobbit is sulking. Apparently they were found by giant trees. I wasn't listening. Stupid Gandalf is talking with trees and Kingman. I dunno.
Later...
Hungry hobbit in trouble. He looked into the shiny glass palantir thing. Gandalf is giving it to me now, says it's something of Isildurs. Woopee. At least he and stupid hungry hobbit are leaving. It's about time, if you ask me.
Feb 27
Well, we sent Gondorman's body over the waterfall. Stupid, but it was better than eating him. Or was it? We're in the land of the horse guys. I hope they don't sneak up on us.
Feb 30
Met Horseguy today. Stupid. He wanted to kill Hairydude, but like a fool I stopped him. Stupid me. Blondie is really fast with that bow. I'll have to remember that. I asked Horseguy if he saw hobbits, but he said he was so busy killing that he couldn't see. That'd explain the three riderless horses, I guess.
Mar 1
Tracked the hobbits as far as Fangorn. There we met stupid Gandalf. Turns out he came back. Something about unfinished business. I dunno. I wasn't listening. Then he decides to LEAD us to Edoras! It's my birthday today and what do I get? A present, a song, a few words? No! I get demoted to follower! Stupid wizard.
Mar 2
Stupid Gandalf. He takes us to Edoras, and completely ignores me! Even my warnings about leaving our weapons at the door, how stupid is that? Anyway, apparently one of the bad guys, I don't know which the names are too similar, sent this Wormdude to be a spy and Kingman was sick of it. I dunno. Anyway, Gandalf heals him, Wormdude leaves, Horseguy gets thrown back up from the dungeon, and we're going to some place called Helm's Deep for war. Stupid.
Mar 3
At stupid Helm's Deep. Battle going on. The dwarf disappeared. Wish the elf would. I'm hiding, just about to make a last stand. Stupid Gandalf left. Maybe we could have had a chance with a wizard, but nooooo he had to go deal with one of those S-guys. At least it's morning, maybe I'll get to see the elf die.
Mar 4
Well, we didn't die after all. We won, amazingly enough. Gandalf brought trees. And I don't mean that he planted them, I mean they came on thier own. How wierd is that? We're going to Isengard to deal with the S-guy. Stupid Gandalf.
Mar 5
At Isengard. Met up with hungry hobbit and other hobbit again. Still stupid. S-guy's stick broke. Big deal. Hungry hobbit keeps talking to Hairydude. Other hobbit is sulking. Apparently they were found by giant trees. I wasn't listening. Stupid Gandalf is talking with trees and Kingman. I dunno.
Later...
Hungry hobbit in trouble. He looked into the shiny glass palantir thing. Gandalf is giving it to me now, says it's something of Isildurs. Woopee. At least he and stupid hungry hobbit are leaving. It's about time, if you ask me.
