"What are they doing now Cid?" Barret asked. He and Cid were jammed into
the closet and Cid was peering out through a small peep hole.
"They're watchin' a movie," Cid replied, "It's The Last Unicorn."
"Aw man! That's one of the best movies of all time!" Barret whined. "And I smell somethin'!" He sniffed the air. The scent of popcorn wafted to his nostrils. Barret started drooling.
"Damn it, Barret! You're drooling all over me!"
"Pop....popcorn!! I must get the popcorn!!"
"Calm down you fool!" Cid hissed and slapped Barret.
"Geez, Cid! Would ya stop doin' that?!"
Cid scoffed "Well, then you stop tryin' to blow our cover! All we have to do is wait till they're asleep and then we can sneak outta here!"
*6 hours later*
"Oh I wish I were an Oscamier Weiner..." Barret sang softly as he gently rocked himself. You can only be tired for so long before your mind snaps and poor Barret was suffering this fate. He heard a chattering noise and looked down to see a squirrel shaking a fist at him. Barret's eyes widen with terror.
He shook Cid violently to get his attention, "Cid! Cid! They've come back! The squirrels have come back to haunt me!!"
Cid mumbled from where he lay on a bunch of clothes and absently flung out a hand to slap Barret. However, before his hand made contact a familiar sound drifted to his ears. "Barret shut up, would ya? I hear somethin'!"
"It's the squirrels!"
"No!" Cid snapped angrily, "It's sounds like..." he threw open the closet door, "like a TV with those colourful bars!"
Barret stared at Cid with a confused look on his face.
Cid sighed, "You know, that damn EEEEEEEEEEEE sound?"
Barret looked even more perplexed, "Meaning?"
"Meaning, they've fallen asleep, you idiot!"
"Oooooooooooohhhhhhh!! I get it!" Barret said with glee and smiled proudly at himself for understanding.
"You $%#&%$% disgust me, Barret. You know you really do."
"I know."
"Well then, let's get the hell outta here!"
Cid quietly began to descend the stairs. Barret smiled evilly as another great idea came to him. He moved behind Cid and pushed him.
"AHHHHHHHH!!!"
*Thump!*
*Thump, Thump, Thump*
*Thump, Thump, CRUNCH!*
*Thump, Thump*
*THUD!*
-------
"Come on, Cid. I said I was sorry."
"Don't talk to me." Cid growled as he limped along.
"......you're... so beautiful..."
"What!?" Cid gasped and spun to glare at Barret.
"It wasn't me, man!" Barret said and pointed to the sleeping Vincent, "It was him!"
Cid looked to where Barret was pointing. Vincent and Yuffie where sleeping on the floor. Together.
"Lucrecia...." Vincent mumbled as he stroked Yuffie's hair. Yuffie, in turn, snuggled closer to his chest and muttered back, "Oh, Cloud..."
Barret and Cid exchanged glances and burst into stifled giggles.
"I gotta get a picture of this!" Cid exclaimed and withdrew a camera. Barret's eyes again widened with fear, "No Cid! Don't! The flash might wake 'em up! It's too risky!"
Barret grabbed Cid and tried to pull him away from the duo. Cid wrenched out of Barret's grasp and pressed the shutter.
Nothing happened. Cid pressed it again, still nothing.
"What the #&$%?" Cid swore and scratched his head with confusion. Barret inched behind Cid and peered at the camera over his shoulder.
Just as Cid turned it around to examine it, the flash went off.
"AAARRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!"
"MY EYES!!! IT BURNS MY $&#%@&# EYES!!!"
The next minutes where pure chaos. Barret and Cid ran around screaming while holding their hands to their eyes. Lamps, picture frames, pottery, and anything else that had been spared during the first rampage, were destroyed in this one.
Eventually, the two collapsed with exhaustion. Unfortunately they fell on each other in a position that can only be described as, well, sexual.
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"We're home!" Cloud called as he pushed open the door to the house. He set down the groceries he had and was curious as to why he hadn't received an answer.
"It's four in the morning Cloud, I don't think anyone's awake." Tifa said and hit the light switch, "Hmph, looks like someone decided to play war."
"Looks like it was fun! Wish I had been here." Cloud chuckled.
Tifa rolled her eyes and began to put away the groceries. Red and Cait Sith wandered into the living room to watch some late night TV.
"Hey, Cloud! Tifa!" Red yelled, "Come look at this!"
Cloud and Tifa exchanged puzzled glances and walked into the living room.
"How cute!" Tifa exclaimed upon seeing Yuffie all snuggled up to Vincent. Cloud smiled and motioned to Cait Sith, "Quick, put them back in their own rooms before they wake up and realize what they're doing."
With at last smile, Cloud turned to walk back. However, that's when they noticed Barret and Cid. Tifa wrinkled her nose with disgust, "Now, that's just wrong."
"Who would have thought." Cait Sith added.
With mutters of disgust the group dispersed. Cid and Barret continued to sleep peacefully, oblivious of their surroundings. Once more, the sun rose over the mountains and cast its rays on a house a little ways away from Gonaga and a new day began.
THE END
Luminik: And so ends the story folks! Hope you enjoyed it as much as I did writing it! ^__^ Please review, it would be much appreciated.
"They're watchin' a movie," Cid replied, "It's The Last Unicorn."
"Aw man! That's one of the best movies of all time!" Barret whined. "And I smell somethin'!" He sniffed the air. The scent of popcorn wafted to his nostrils. Barret started drooling.
"Damn it, Barret! You're drooling all over me!"
"Pop....popcorn!! I must get the popcorn!!"
"Calm down you fool!" Cid hissed and slapped Barret.
"Geez, Cid! Would ya stop doin' that?!"
Cid scoffed "Well, then you stop tryin' to blow our cover! All we have to do is wait till they're asleep and then we can sneak outta here!"
*6 hours later*
"Oh I wish I were an Oscamier Weiner..." Barret sang softly as he gently rocked himself. You can only be tired for so long before your mind snaps and poor Barret was suffering this fate. He heard a chattering noise and looked down to see a squirrel shaking a fist at him. Barret's eyes widen with terror.
He shook Cid violently to get his attention, "Cid! Cid! They've come back! The squirrels have come back to haunt me!!"
Cid mumbled from where he lay on a bunch of clothes and absently flung out a hand to slap Barret. However, before his hand made contact a familiar sound drifted to his ears. "Barret shut up, would ya? I hear somethin'!"
"It's the squirrels!"
"No!" Cid snapped angrily, "It's sounds like..." he threw open the closet door, "like a TV with those colourful bars!"
Barret stared at Cid with a confused look on his face.
Cid sighed, "You know, that damn EEEEEEEEEEEE sound?"
Barret looked even more perplexed, "Meaning?"
"Meaning, they've fallen asleep, you idiot!"
"Oooooooooooohhhhhhh!! I get it!" Barret said with glee and smiled proudly at himself for understanding.
"You $%#&%$% disgust me, Barret. You know you really do."
"I know."
"Well then, let's get the hell outta here!"
Cid quietly began to descend the stairs. Barret smiled evilly as another great idea came to him. He moved behind Cid and pushed him.
"AHHHHHHHH!!!"
*Thump!*
*Thump, Thump, Thump*
*Thump, Thump, CRUNCH!*
*Thump, Thump*
*THUD!*
-------
"Come on, Cid. I said I was sorry."
"Don't talk to me." Cid growled as he limped along.
"......you're... so beautiful..."
"What!?" Cid gasped and spun to glare at Barret.
"It wasn't me, man!" Barret said and pointed to the sleeping Vincent, "It was him!"
Cid looked to where Barret was pointing. Vincent and Yuffie where sleeping on the floor. Together.
"Lucrecia...." Vincent mumbled as he stroked Yuffie's hair. Yuffie, in turn, snuggled closer to his chest and muttered back, "Oh, Cloud..."
Barret and Cid exchanged glances and burst into stifled giggles.
"I gotta get a picture of this!" Cid exclaimed and withdrew a camera. Barret's eyes again widened with fear, "No Cid! Don't! The flash might wake 'em up! It's too risky!"
Barret grabbed Cid and tried to pull him away from the duo. Cid wrenched out of Barret's grasp and pressed the shutter.
Nothing happened. Cid pressed it again, still nothing.
"What the #&$%?" Cid swore and scratched his head with confusion. Barret inched behind Cid and peered at the camera over his shoulder.
Just as Cid turned it around to examine it, the flash went off.
"AAARRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!"
"MY EYES!!! IT BURNS MY $&#%@&# EYES!!!"
The next minutes where pure chaos. Barret and Cid ran around screaming while holding their hands to their eyes. Lamps, picture frames, pottery, and anything else that had been spared during the first rampage, were destroyed in this one.
Eventually, the two collapsed with exhaustion. Unfortunately they fell on each other in a position that can only be described as, well, sexual.
-------
"We're home!" Cloud called as he pushed open the door to the house. He set down the groceries he had and was curious as to why he hadn't received an answer.
"It's four in the morning Cloud, I don't think anyone's awake." Tifa said and hit the light switch, "Hmph, looks like someone decided to play war."
"Looks like it was fun! Wish I had been here." Cloud chuckled.
Tifa rolled her eyes and began to put away the groceries. Red and Cait Sith wandered into the living room to watch some late night TV.
"Hey, Cloud! Tifa!" Red yelled, "Come look at this!"
Cloud and Tifa exchanged puzzled glances and walked into the living room.
"How cute!" Tifa exclaimed upon seeing Yuffie all snuggled up to Vincent. Cloud smiled and motioned to Cait Sith, "Quick, put them back in their own rooms before they wake up and realize what they're doing."
With at last smile, Cloud turned to walk back. However, that's when they noticed Barret and Cid. Tifa wrinkled her nose with disgust, "Now, that's just wrong."
"Who would have thought." Cait Sith added.
With mutters of disgust the group dispersed. Cid and Barret continued to sleep peacefully, oblivious of their surroundings. Once more, the sun rose over the mountains and cast its rays on a house a little ways away from Gonaga and a new day began.
THE END
Luminik: And so ends the story folks! Hope you enjoyed it as much as I did writing it! ^__^ Please review, it would be much appreciated.
