Saito and Sanosuke, second fight, outside Katsu's place. Sarcastic/Modern
Language.
Sano: Yahiko, something followed you here.
Saito: (Leaning against wall, looking like a pimp.) Why I gotta be something? And you're not going to Kyoto.
Sano: Yes I am.
Saito: No, you're not. You're nothing but a weakness to the Battousai and I. Just stay here like a good little girl.
Sano: Kenshin thinks I'm a weakness? Oh, now I really have to go to Kyoto. (Internal monologue, characteristic of narrator Sanosuke, ensues.) blblahblahblahblah yadayadayadaya yackityackity smackity Kenshin hgsadkljf asuyodg iyhsdb Kyoto kjgh ;kjdhf lkhsdf uoieanc ilughbv weakness askjldgf I don't believe it. Slkhdf lkhsgdfk klas kljasgiubca kajbu.
Saito: (Looking at his watch. Sighs.) Okay. Here's the deal. If I fuck you up again, you go anyways and be a complete nuisance through the rest of this arc. If you beat me, pigs will fly, hell will freeze over, Elvis will leave the building, and I will fuck Megumi Takani senseless.
Sano: You're on! (Closes his eyes and starts flailing wildly.) I have to hit something!
Saito: (Sleeves go flying.) I told you your punches don't mean shit. (Starts handing Sano's ass to him on a silver platter in slow motion.) Man, and now look at my shirt. Tokio's going to castrate me when she sees this, and it's all because your punk ass can't take a hint that no one likes you!
Sano: Shut up! (More internal monologue rambling.)
Saito: (Fed up. Hits him in shoulder, blood spurts everydamnwhere, like he hit an artery. Walks away.) Do what you want, aho.
Sano: I was gonna anyways!
Yahiko: Boy, you sure showed him.
Katsu: Yeah. But let's get that shoulder cleaned up.
Sano: (Delusional.) No, it's not that bad. I have to get going. Yahiko, see that Jo-chan goes to Kyoto. (Yet more internal monologue bullshit about Saito not actually hitting his injured shoulder.)
DarkHorse: You know, I just realized that I do a lot of Sano bashing in here. I admit, in these two scenes, he was really annoying. He's just comic relief. But Saito and him together (not in *that*, you perverts!) is very amusing. I'm thinking about changing the title to just "Snaps", since I'm working on the fights between Kenshin and Aoshi, which should be really interesting, Aoshi having no emotions and all. I have to go back and watch the Kanryu episode again, which is in English, since I got it before I got a DVD player. Any other fights (or hell, just general scenes) you'd like to see me mutilate? Drop me a line!
Sano: Yahiko, something followed you here.
Saito: (Leaning against wall, looking like a pimp.) Why I gotta be something? And you're not going to Kyoto.
Sano: Yes I am.
Saito: No, you're not. You're nothing but a weakness to the Battousai and I. Just stay here like a good little girl.
Sano: Kenshin thinks I'm a weakness? Oh, now I really have to go to Kyoto. (Internal monologue, characteristic of narrator Sanosuke, ensues.) blblahblahblahblah yadayadayadaya yackityackity smackity Kenshin hgsadkljf asuyodg iyhsdb Kyoto kjgh ;kjdhf lkhsdf uoieanc ilughbv weakness askjldgf I don't believe it. Slkhdf lkhsgdfk klas kljasgiubca kajbu.
Saito: (Looking at his watch. Sighs.) Okay. Here's the deal. If I fuck you up again, you go anyways and be a complete nuisance through the rest of this arc. If you beat me, pigs will fly, hell will freeze over, Elvis will leave the building, and I will fuck Megumi Takani senseless.
Sano: You're on! (Closes his eyes and starts flailing wildly.) I have to hit something!
Saito: (Sleeves go flying.) I told you your punches don't mean shit. (Starts handing Sano's ass to him on a silver platter in slow motion.) Man, and now look at my shirt. Tokio's going to castrate me when she sees this, and it's all because your punk ass can't take a hint that no one likes you!
Sano: Shut up! (More internal monologue rambling.)
Saito: (Fed up. Hits him in shoulder, blood spurts everydamnwhere, like he hit an artery. Walks away.) Do what you want, aho.
Sano: I was gonna anyways!
Yahiko: Boy, you sure showed him.
Katsu: Yeah. But let's get that shoulder cleaned up.
Sano: (Delusional.) No, it's not that bad. I have to get going. Yahiko, see that Jo-chan goes to Kyoto. (Yet more internal monologue bullshit about Saito not actually hitting his injured shoulder.)
DarkHorse: You know, I just realized that I do a lot of Sano bashing in here. I admit, in these two scenes, he was really annoying. He's just comic relief. But Saito and him together (not in *that*, you perverts!) is very amusing. I'm thinking about changing the title to just "Snaps", since I'm working on the fights between Kenshin and Aoshi, which should be really interesting, Aoshi having no emotions and all. I have to go back and watch the Kanryu episode again, which is in English, since I got it before I got a DVD player. Any other fights (or hell, just general scenes) you'd like to see me mutilate? Drop me a line!
