Saito and Shishio's fight, my way.

Saito:  It's too early for you to be happy about this situation!  Or something like that. (Coming through wall like some sort of deranged freight train.)

Sano:  Saito Hajime, you're my hero! (a la Cameron from Ferris Bueller's Day Off.)

            (OR, if you prefer: Saito! (creams jeans))

Saito:  (Stabs Shishio in forehead.) Haha! Your head is mine, ass!

Shishio:  (PING!)  Haha, hell.  I've got a metal plate on my head, left over from the Vietnam war, I mean when I was shot in the head and taken advantage of.  I wanted to make sure it never happened again.

Saito:  Booo!  Damn cheater!  (Giving a thumbs down and blowing a razberry.)

Shishio:  Yeah, you suck, government dog.  Gatotsu, ha!  Gatotshit!  I see Usui gave you those leg wounds…

Saito:  ?

Shishio:  Yeah, there was no reason to bring those up.  Anyways, (throws stick) fetch the stick doggy, c'mon go get it boy!

Saito:  (Flipping him off) Fetch this, you wrapped up bag of shit.  (Comes at him again, freight train style.)  Gatotsu ishiki!

Shishio: (Blocks.)

Saito:  Gatotsu nishiki!

Shishio: (Evades.)

Saito:  Gatotsu sanshiki!

Shishio:  (Dodges.)  Well, it looks like you've used them all up.  You did pretty well for a dog sent by the government.  How many times have I said that now?  Twice?  Three times?

Sano:  (Narrating about something.)  Blah blah blah.

Saito:  If you can say that, you're off guard!

Shishio:  (Cliché dear in headlights look.)

Saito:  Gatotsu zeroshiki!

Shishio:  (Blocks with sword, jams hand through shoulder, uses that exploding glove thing that doesn't seem to hurt him at all for some reason.) This is called composure!

Saito:  (Passed the fuck out.)  This is bullshit!

DarkHorse:  There ya have it.  Saito's fights are finished, and boy is that man pimp.  Except he lost this one.  If he had aimed for Shishio's heart…well, I s'pose Watsuki-sensei had a reason.  Especially being this is Rurouni KENSHIN.  Anyways, maybe I'll get around to doing Aoshi, since he is my fave character, but like I said, it's gonna be pretty hard.  See ya!