Spy Cam- chapter 4 Beatrix and Garnet

Disclaimer- Well, sorry about the huge blocks or words, When I type out the story, I do it in paragraphs. I hope it works this time. hmmm... Well, I was just getting ready for bed when I thought of what to write for Beatrix and Garnet, and then it came to me, so get reading!

Well, it was a nice spring day in Alexandria, and all you could see were the adults shopping, the children playing, and everything was just perfect, and of course, Beatrix and Garnet were up to something.

"How are we going to get all the way up to Garnet's room without being caught??!!" Kuja whined as he and Zidane ventured up to the castle.

"Bingo!" "What?" Kuja asked. "Kuja, look up there! It's perfect." Zidane said happily, pointing to the bedroom window way up high. "You idiot, we can't get up there, unless you brought Choco in your little girly purse." Kuja said.

Zidane punched Kuja in the stomach, and then pulled him over to a ladder. Just above where the ladder ended, there was one of those huge platforms, where the workers wash the windows. "Oh, no I see what your saying."

Zidane cupped his hands around the outside of his mouth and yelled: "HEY MISTER, WE GOT AN EMERGENCY DOWN HERE!" The worker looked down puzzled. "THE OLD WOMAN ACROSS THE STREET JUST GOT BLACKBERRY PIE ALL OVER THE CASTLE DOOR!" The worker was shocked....He stared at Zidane for a moment, the screamed:"MUST CLEAN.....MUST CLEAN!!!" He screamed, the kept on panting. He then flung around knocking the bucket of dirty water off the platform. Stupidly, Zidane just stood there, and the bucket pored water and soaked him from head to toe. Kuja just stood there and laughed. "Stay like that Zidane, you look good wet." He said.

The worker was going insane, He slid right down the ladder, with rag in hand, and sprinted to the castle door screaming. "MUST CLEAN............THIS IS MY ONLY PURPOSE IN LIFE!!!!....."

Zidane, still mad at Kuja, began to climb the ladder with the camera in his bag. Once they both got to the platform, they had a perfect view of Beatrix and Garnet. Zidane got out the camera and started taping. Kuja opened the window as quiet as he could, so they could hear.

Garnet and Beatrix were sitting on the bed talking.

"....Okay....." Kuja said confused.

"So what should we do today?" Beatrix asked. "Well, for some reason, I'm feelin like a rebel." "Uh....what's that?" Beatrix asked "I dunno, it just sounds cool." Garnet replied. "So, what are we gunna do then?" Garnet went around the room, fumbling through draws, and brought out knives and spray paint. She held them up. "What's that for..." Beatrix asked. "Come on, lets go Beatrix." Garnet said tossing a bottle of black spray paint, and a screw driver to Beatrix. Then they ran downstairs.

"Crap, we did all that for nothing, we better get down, I think they r coming outside." Zidane said. So they crawled off the ladder, as Garnet and Beatrix exited the castle, wearing ski masks over their faces, but wearing their everyday clothes. "Wow, they really are stupid." Kuja said. "I can't believe Garnet is really being this way." Zidane said, whimpering.

As Garnet and Beatrix walked behind the castle into a privet parking lot, Zidane and Kuja fallowed.

"Hmmm.... which car?" Beatrix asked. "That one!" Garnet yelled, pointing to a car. It was a fire engine red, sleek, brand new convertible, that had a huge spoiler.

They stared blankly, then ran to it. Kuja and Zidane stayed behind a huge bush, and filmed them. Garnet took out her blue sprat paint and wrote "GARNET WAZ HERE" not knowing how stupid that was to completely give away who vandalized the car. Beatrix took the knives and screw driver and etched in "Alexandria sucks!" "You know Beatrix, your hand writing might give it away." Garnet told her. "O well."

"Wow, they are really good at this." Kuja said sarcastically. "Ya, I know, like the nice handwriting, and telling 'garnet was here', it's genius!" Zidane laughed.

They continued to put dents in the car, scratch the glass on the windshield, and Garnet even began ripping the leather seats into shreds with her knives. They stole the money that was in the glove compartment, and put black spray paint all over everything. "This is so fun!" Beatrix exclaimed. "Do you think we will get caught?" "Not a chance, we are so sneaky." Beatrix told Garnet as she shattered the head lights.

So the vandalizing went on and on....

Zidane wanted them to get startled, so he yelled "HEY" in a deep low voice. Beatrix and Garnet froze. "Lets get out of here!" They yelled as they left the knives and spray paint in the car. They then ran inside the castle, washed the spray paint off them, and took of the masks and wigs. Zidane waited.

On the other side of the castle, Stiener in his pink Barbie beetle pulled up, and parked. He then walked inside the castle.

"What's he doing?" Kuja and Zidane asked themselves.

Within 5 minutes, Beatrix and Stiener, holding hands, walked into the parking lot. Stiener looking into her eyes said, "Beatrix, I got you something, for it is your birthday." He then pointed his arm to the completely destroyed car that he had bought Beatrix. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT IN THE NAME OF GAIA HAPPENED TO THE CAR?!?!?" Stiener screamed.

"Oh crap." Beatrix mumbled. Stiener's face turned purple, then red, as his fists clenched. He walked over to the car and examined it. He slid his hands across the dents, scratched, and shattered glass. He then saw where it said "Garnet was here"

"What's this?" He said "..." Beatrix said nothing. Then he saw where it said "Alexandria sucks" in her distinct hand writing. "...Beatrix??!?!?!?!? WHAT DID YOU DO??????" "..." Beatrix said nothing as she looked at the ground.

Stiener whacked his fist on the car and thought. "Beatrix, I just wasted hundreds of thousands of gil...for you, and now you ruin it all." Stiener said. "How could you do this?" "..." Beatrix said nothing "SPEAK!" stiener yelled. "S....sorry, we didn't know." "well...?" "I said sorry! How can I make it up to you?" Beatrix then suddenly jumped into Stieners arms and planted a big kiss on the lips. "Well, that works." Stiener said.

Kuja and Zidane passed out that day, it took hours before they were found unconscious. Lucky, the camera was in Zidane's bag, and once they were okay, they decided not to give up. They moved on to the next person.