I forgot one.  Saito and Usui, my way.

Usui:  Aw, what a pretty little friendship you've got there, letting them go on without you.  (Referring to Kenshin and Sano, who've gone on.)

Saito:  Niggaplease.  You've got it all wrong, freak.  When I kill your ass, I don't want the Battousai getting in my damn way.  He'd say something all gay, like, "Don't kill him!"

U:  Really?  Well, you won't win against my eye of the heart.

S:  Whatever the fuck that is.  (Goes gatostsu on him.)

U:  (Straight blocking that shit.) Byokan Bogukan Hyakku Ryoran (DH did that from memory, so don't blame her if it's jacked up.)

S:  (Jumping back, all pissed off, little cuts all over the place.)

U:  Oho, looks like you got nipped by a fox.  Damn, that sounded lame.  Why did your gatotsu miss?  Anyways, do you want to know how my eye of the heart works?  All right, shut the fuck up and listen.

S:  (Puts hands in a "T".)  Hold on, first of all, I don't give a flying penguin about your ghetto eye of the heart.  Second of all, isn't it supposed to be "Shingun"?  Or maybe it's "Shinga".  I don't remember.

U:  Whatever.  (Continues to tell Saito about Shishio fuckin' him up, stumbling around and finding water, training, going to the local 'teahouse' to have his man-servant Julio make him that retarded ass outfit…hmmmm.)

S:  (Looking at watch.)  You talk more than Sanosuke.  It seems the contents of your head are as ridiculous as that outfit.  (DH knows she ripped off straight from the sub, but that line rocked.)  Now, let me show you my "Shingun/ga."

U:  Yours?

(commercial.)

(Back.)

U:  Yours?

S:  (Whapping DH upside the head.)  Jesus, woman, you don't have to put commercials in here!  Anyways, before I was so rudely interrupted, yes, my shingun/ga.  You're dumb.  You gave up on revenge against Shishio a long time ago, cuz you know you suck hairy donkey balls.  All that bullshit about him taking the light from your eyes was just that:  bullshit.  How's that, ass?

U:  Wow, you're pretty good.  But not even Shishio knows about that.

S:  I reiterate.  You're dumb.  Like he doesn't know that, Mr. Puppet.  He's playing you for the ahou you are.

U & S:  (Laughing uncontrollably for some reason.)

U:  What's so funny?  Since you figured out my secret, I'm going to kill you with this…whatever this weapon is!

S:  Okay.  I don't know what you've got behind that tortoise shell, but there's nothing my gatotsu can't pierce.  Much like something else long and hard I own.  (Gives DH dirty look for making him say that.  DH sprouts fox ears and laughs, a la Megumi.)

U:  (Blocks the gatotsu a few times.)  I think this is going out of order, but this technique has been used by my native island of Ryukyu. 

S:  (Makes talking motion with his hand.)  Blah blah blah.

U:  (Getting all up in Saito's grill.)  Ha!  I don't see you making your smart ass comments now…ass!  C'mon, be afraid!  I'll stab you in the face with this sharp object I have hidden behind this round thing.

S:  (Zero gatotsus Usui all over the wall.)

U:  Was that…gatotsu?

S:  Totally.  I used the trick I was saving for Battousai.  Aren't you honored?  Aku soku zan, motherfucker, aku soku zan.

U:  How long do you think you can go on living like that?  (Dies, blindfold falls off.  Though why he needed one, DH doesn't know.)

S:  Till I die, of course.

DH:  I swear, he should've winked right there.  It would've fit perfectly.  I'd like to thank Iudex for reminding me about this fight.  I would like to eventually do the one where he fights on Enishi's island, but I've only read that part of the manga online, and not actually seen the pictures.  Oh well. Anyone got any manga for sale?  ;)