Road trip Part 2!!





Disclaimer: I don't own Harry potter, I just make fun of it. and play around with the Characters.

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This morning we got up after we pulled over in a gas station that I guess didn't mind us parking there all night. Harry got up with a dead starring look from being up all last night. He glared evilly at Draco not saying a word. While everyone forgot about the whole thing, it was another day.





DM: Well let's go then! I want some food!

HP: Yeah, I'd like to shove it up your ass!

HG: Harry! Be nice! (Rubs Draco's tummy)





I get up with Wood and we get into the drivers seat, obviously am sitting on top of him. He smiles brightly and starts the Bus.





OW: Hope we didn't forget anyone

TG: Well I don't think so... (Looks around)

DM: Who cares? Lets go!





We start to pull out of the driveway when we hear screams coming from the gas station as we turn on to the highway. We are a little ways down the ramp to the free way when he hear it.





RW: HEY, YOU FORGOT ME!! I WAS GOING TO THE BATHROOM! (Waves hands in the air)

DM: Should've thought of telling us weasel. (Puts arm around Hermione and Harry puts his arm around Taylor)

Me: We should go back for him.

HP: Yea he's our friend

DM: No he's not! He was kissing her (points to Taylor) and he didn't even share had with you!

HP: Yeah... leave em. (Leaned over and licks Taylor's neck)

TG: (Jumps up and screams) Get away from me! Are you some kind of Animal!!

DM: No Taylor that's weasel, but he is close! (Laughs)

HG: That's not very nice! (Slaps Draco)

HP: WELL FORGET IT! Dumb girl!

TG: I heard that! (Slaps him again)

Me: All right all right, settle down everyone and sit in your seats!

DM: Why do we have to listen to you?

Me: (Gives Evil star at Draco)

DM: (Sits down quietly and looks out the window with an annoyed expression)





"After traveling a while we see a sign for Texas 90 Miles. Yes were finally going the right way, I didn't even have to tell him to turn around! Oliver is looking at the map while everyone else is sitting in different seats, mad at each other. I guess Olive drives REALLY fast when he's hungry or something... to go from Georgia to Texas in like... two hours, or maybe he dives really fast when I sit on his lap!"





OW: Its your dear!





"We get to a nice little restaurant and that says *Exotic Passions and Gourmet Food*. I have never been to a please like that mind you, it was all Malfoy's idea!

We sit down at a bright red table near a stage of dancing girls that are naked except for little bathing suits. The people in there look very strange at us, as we look a little like kids (Even though Harry and crew are 17 and me and wood are 19). The girl starts dancing around Wood wildly, he sticks a 20$ bill in her small G-string bikini bottom.

Draco waves money in the air and a waitress comes running over dressed in a Bright red leather skirt which had slits in her stomach area and down her back. She had Bright red hair as well, Must have been a wig I told myself. Draco beamed at her while Hermione gave him an evil glare."

OW: Hmmmm might I say, very nice dress.

Me: (Hits Oliver on the head)

OW: Oh! I mean... eh.. two strawberries daiquiris!

Me: and maybe two cheeseburger

DM: and I'll have something in a little red dress, it looks pretty tasty (leaned in towards her but Hermione pulls him back)

HG: He will have a cheeseburger and Chocolate milk! So will I please!

HP: Cheeseburger and umm.. Mudslide.

DM: WHY DO GET THE CHOCOLATE MILK!!!

Me: because you were being bad (shakes finger)

DM: (deep sigh) I hate this

After we eat, Draco tells us we MUST stay for the entertainment as good guests, and also to give them a 100-dolor tip. Oliver puts out the cash for the meal AND Draco's stupid tip then we stay for the dancing girls

One gets right up close to Draco after Hermione leaves for the bathroom. The dancers had on a cheetah print bath suit-like thing, and a Cheetah spiked choker. She got really close to Malfoy and ripped her top off.

Me: WHAO! (Censers)

Little black things appear over her breasts. Malfoy looks at me with tears. Then his expression changed to a state of blue faced anger.

DM: WHAT THE!!!

HP: Well, that wasn't cool!

DM: Shut up potter! (Punches potter) You really hate me don't you!

HG: (Sits back down at the table) Anything I miss?

All: No not really.

DM: (Whips tears out of eyes)

HG: What's wrong sweetheart?

DM: (Cries) Mumble mumble mumble..

HG: What's that?

DM: I tried to get a piece of Ass all right!!! You don't have any tits so it's only fair!

HG: (Slaps HARD leaving a red mark across Draco's pale face)

DM: Yes love I will obey only you. (bows)

HG: good!

TG: well, I'm very done!

HP: See Draco, Taylor HAS tits, unlike her cousin, and that's why choose her.

DM: Shut it potter

TG: YOU CHOOSE ME WHY???

Me: Because he loves you!

HP: Yes Yes!





We leave from the dancing placy thingy and head back on our road. Hermione keeps a good eye on Draco and I laugh every time I see her starring at him annoyingly.

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