Road Trip Part 3





Disclaimer: I do not own Harry potter, I just make fun of it.

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Me: Well once again, we are all in the bus awaiting our next adventure in this trip.

DM: I want to go back to the strip club!

Me: Tough luck! (Zaps Draco's thoughts of the strip club out of his head)

DM: What? Where am I? And.. and.. who are you? And Who am I?

Me: Whoops! (Zaps Draco's memories back until recently)

DM: All right Road trip!

HG: Erm. eh... Draco?

DM: Yes Hermione?

HP: (Sniker)

DM: What are you laughing at Potter??

HP: Nothing! (Big smile forms)

DM: Hey! You should get that shit eating grin off your face Potter, people will think your really like your name. Potty!

HP: Shut up Ferret!

Me: Boys boys! Stop your fighting!





We've been heading for some time south. Oliver says we're going through New Mexico to see the Grand Canyon. Draco and Hermione have been fighting about the whole stripper thing, until I deleted that memory. Now Harry and Taylor have been getting along quite nicely, while me and Oliver, "Drive" It's been hours since we stopped. We slept at a tuck stop then woke again drive another 24 hours, then sleeping, then driving again. Its now around 12-ish and it's a Thursday. It's a trying journey, and we have been eating chips and things we only buy from the gas stations. I become very board and start brushing my hair.





Me: Say Oliver, where are we going now?

OW: Well, I think we're in Arizona.





We notice some kind of tropical change in the climate. It was hot, but had a breezy feeling. We see a lot of blue clear water. One hour later we're driving over a bridge that has been going on and on.





OW: What the hell is up with this bridge.

Me: Maybe it's just a crossing from Texas to Arizona, on some unknown river.





Then we come to a beach of white crispy sand. The roads were old-seeming and we passed a sign. Welcome to the Philippines! Well, how were we supposed to know they built a 5000 mile bridge?





OW: Damnit!

Me: Well, its ok I guess. We can have a tropical experience.

TG: Lets go to one of those dance things that the guys have no shirt one!

DM: Luau? And that's a NO!

Me: Well, the boys had their fun, (Staring deadly at Oliver and then at Draco) Now its our turn!!!





With a deep sigh we drive to a sandy beach, then we see a tourist stand with info. We ask them about Luaus and they say that they only do it in Hawaii these days. Big sighs out of the girls and the boys just smile brightly.





Me: What else?

DM: Skin dipping?

HP: Who wants to see your naked ass Draco?

DM: The chicks of course potter, but I think skinny dipping isn't a problem for you. You dont have anything to show, so don't be embarrassed. (Laughs)



HP: Draco!!!





We settle down the argument and drive past the info center to a beautiful beach. Its almost sunset when we get dressed in our bathing suits and get in to water. Gawking was done at Taylor and I, nothing for Hermione.

DM: Well Well, Taylor, you wanna be my skinny dipping partner and have a little fun with Little Draco? (Raises Eyebrows a couple times)

TG: Besides that fact that we cant ao skinny dipping because this is a Rated R not NC-17 road trip, I wouldn't go anywhere near you naked, or "Little Draco"

Me: BURN!!!

DM: Shut up!





We get into the water, the girls stay with Oliver and each other, and Draco and Harry go to the other side. Some Hawaiian guy walked up to us and told us he would teach us how to board. He declined him because we didn't want to learn on vaca. Draco came up and stole the board from him and paddled out into the ocean.





DM: LOOK AT ME!! (Waves arms in air)





Suddenly a hand came out of the water and grabbed Draco's foot, dragging him into the water. A head popped out of the water. It had Raid hair and blue eyes and a bright green tale. She had, unfortunately, no top on. Go Figure right...





Me: A MERMAID!

OW: A sweet Mermaid!

Me: (Slap)





She waved to us and went under the water. Draco came up seconds later with a blushing look on his face. He was completely naked, and she was under the water somewhere. He made moaning noises for a while and then she popped up again.

Mermaid: (She sang) Wish I could be, Part of your.. WORLD!! (Split under the water.)

All: Ariel?

HP: Well she's not so little! Look at those..

HG: (Slap)





Draco came swimming to us moments later, still bright red. He looked so happy he could die. We got out of the water and tossed him a towel. Hermione hit him several times when we got back to the bus. We slept at the beach that night. I was in heaven with this tropical weather. With Oliver beside me, I fell asleep.

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