Paweebee: Welcome back to Survivor: Nicaragua!
Askoo: So far, the Pinky team has lost one memver, Harry Potter, and the Brain team won the first challenge, receiving a luxury hotel as their prize. Let's check in on the Brain team, shall we?
Malfoy: (whining) Professor, I want my haircare products back!
Snape: too bad. I told you, they're mine now.
Malfoy: But Snape. . .!
Filch: (looking rabid) no. . . no. . . I must clean. . . must clean something! Must go back to old habits. . . Need Palmolive! (runs around camp madly, looking for cleaning product)
Hermione: Cleaning products can be created for the Nicaraguan fruit. . .
Ron: Shut up, Hermione.
Dumbledore: For the love of chocolate crickets, can't we get along?
Everyone: No.
Dumbledore: *sigh*
Ron: Get off, Lupin.
(Lupin has been biting Ron for some time. He didn't have all of his potion, so he didn't turn into a werewolf, but he had the incredible urge to bite someone.
Askoo: Moving on. . . Let's check in on the winners, the Brain team. Since this game needs to continue as a reality show of a group of people trying to survive out in the middle of nowhere, we need to take away the luxury hotel.
(Poof. . . Luxury hotel disappears)
Ginny: where's the luxury hotel?
Askoo: I dunno.
Ginny: why?
Fred: Don't be silly, Ginny. We have to build out own shelter and camp.
Sirius: What a clever idea, Fred!
George: I'm Fred!
Sirius: What?
Hagrid: NEVER MIND! I've already built a nifty little shelter over there. (points to a small hut made of plywood, mud and sticks)
Sirius: Hagrid, that's a bloody brilliant idea.
(Hagrid blushes)
Hagrid: aw, gee. . .
(Gred, Forge, Sirius, Charlie, Hagrid, Dudley and Ginny file in to see what turned out to be too small anyway)
Dudley: This is dumb.
Fred: Um, Hagrid, where are we supposed to stand?
(Hagrid's feet take up all the floor space)
Hagrid: Er. . .
(Hustle and bustle as Charlie tries to get out the door.)
Charlie: Um, guys, it's raining.
Everyone: Hagrid
Hagrid: (looking sheepish) Here, we'll just try to make room (more hustle and bustle as Hagrid tries to make room. BIG CRASH as hut collapses around them)
Askoo: Looks like we're having some shelter building difficulties. Not only that, but I'm getting wet. Time for a commercial break.
~cut to Snape with Malfoy's haircare products~
Snape: You know, we're great together.
Malfoy: (grins)
Snape: But I've found something new and more exciting.
Malfoy: (looks dumbfounded)
Snape: (wrapped in towel and shaking hair) yes, yes, yes!
Malfoy: No, no, no.
~end commercial break~
Paweebee: Snape, are you finished fooling around?
Snape: I was washing my hair, not fooling around.
Askoo: Well, stop.
Snape: (pouts)
Paweebee: Anyway, this is getting boring. What do you say we start up the next challenge?
Malfoy: No.
Paweebee: We didn't ask you, Malfoy. And just because you don't want to, we're going to. What's the next challenge, Askoo?
Askoo: Am I on?
Paweebee: Yes.
Askoo: Oh.
Paweebee: Well?
Askoo: What?
Paweebee: Nevermind. Let's see. The next challenge is. . .
Askoo: I know!
Paweebee: Shut up, Askoo.
Askoo: No. Really. The challenge should be to see who can make a lasting shelter first.
Brain Team: Hagrid! (They groan and glare at the ruined hut)
Askoo: In that case, the Pinky team won.
Hermione: Really? But we haven't made a shelter yet. See, I was thinking. . .
Ron: Shut up, Hermione.
Askoo: Yes you do.
Hermione: What?
Askoo: You get a luxury hotel!
Gred: But that was our luxury hotel!
Askoo: It was?
Forge: Yes. We won, remember?
Askoo: No, they won!
Ron: we did?
Sirius: No!
Askoo: They have a shelter!
Charlie: But it's our luxury hotel!
Malfoy: This is ridiculous
Dudley: I wanna go hom!
Askoo: shut up.
~Riot~
~commercial break~
Hermione: (looking upset) We still don't have a shelter.
Ron: Here. (holds leaf over Hermione's head)
Hermione: Oh. Okay. (Takes leaf and holds it over her head.)
Malfoy: (Running towards the luxury hotel) Hair-care products!
Paweebee: That wasn't fair, Askoo.
Askoo: Oh well. I'm the authoress. I can do whatever I want.
Paweebee: You are the CO- authoress. You have to have my say before you do something like that.
Askoo: No anymore! I'm taking over! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!
Paweebee: Oh no you don't!
(Pow!)
(Bam!)
(Gah!)
~Commercial Break~
Fred: Good thing we took all the stuff out of the luxury hotel before they took it away.
George: Yeah.
Sirius: (looking bitter) too bad Hagrid can't build a hut.
Hagrid: I'm Charlie.
Everyone except Ginny and Hagrid: Shut up.
Ginny: Wow, Charlie, You've gotten awfully tall since I saw you. . . five minutes ago.
George: Yeah, Gin. He's really sprouting up like a weed.
~cut to pinky team~
Malfoy: (sobbing uncontrollably) Not a single hair-care product. Not one!
Lupin: (Cackles and bites him on the leg.)
Filch: (is dusting Malfoy's head with the dust rag he found in the hotel)
Malfoy: Will you get off? Why are you here anyway?
Paweebee: (shrugs) we needed a space-filler
Malfoy: Couldn't you have gotten a USEFUL space-filler? Like Crabbe or Goyle? Or one of my other mindless zombie minions?
Paweebee: shut up
Malfoy: you shut up
Paweebee: you shut up
Malfoy: You shut up
~commercial break~
Askoo: I give up.
Paweebee: Really?
Askoo: No.
(Paweebee sits there twiddling her thumbs.)
Paweebee: How about no?
Askoo: Yes.
Paweebee: Yes!
Askoo: No.
Paweebee: No?
Askoo: Yes. . . no.
Paweebee: Stop changing your mind.
Askoo: No.
Paweebee: Yes!
Askoo: You are?
Paweebee: No.
Askoo: Neither am I.
Paweebee: Are you sure?
Askoo: Yes.
Paweebee: Yes?
Askoo: No.
Paweebee: no what?
Askoo: Yes no.
Paweebee: Yes no or no yes?
Askoo: Gah!
~cuts to Pinky team~
(Everyone is twiddling thumbs, sitting in the lounge of the empty luxury hotel)
Ron: We should quit. Out hosts have gone insane.
Malfoy: And they're confusing me.
Ron: Not hard to do, is it Malfoy?
Malfoy: Shut up.
Ron: You shut up
Malfoy: You. . .
Hermione: You guys are ridiculous. How could you ever think of quitting?
Ron: Well, Hermione, let's examine what we have. Malfoy, two insane hosts, and a leaf.
Malfoy: And no hair care products.
Ron: Shut up
Malfoy: You shut up
Ron: No you shut up
Malfoy: No you shut up
(Wands fly out and cameraman frantically switches scenes, wishing the hosts would announce a commercial break)
Askoo: No!
Paweebee: Yes!
Askoo: No.
Paweebee: No.
Askoo: Yes.
Paweebee: Yes!
Askoo: NO, wait. . .
Paweebee: No wait or no, no?
(camera man frantically switches to the Brain team)
Fred: (singing) we have no shelter. . .
George: Who cares?
Dudley: I wanna go home.
Fred: I know! Let's go on strike!
(This results in all the team members sitting around with blank stares on their faces)
Hagrid: Er. . .
Sirius: Um . . .
Charlie: Uh. . .
Ginny: Huh?
(At this point the cameraman is about to have a nervous breakdown so he makes the mistake of taking upon himself to put on another Herbal Essence commercial)
~commercial break~
A/N All right! So that's the end. . . of this chapter. Yes, there's more mayhem yet to come. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Actually, my friend and I have already written so much that we filled up the notebook we're currently using, and are halfway through our new notebook. It's crazy. We would be a lot farther along, but we went on strike for a few weeks (courtesy of major writer's block) but now we're back. As of yet, I have three reviews. One from my best friend (also an ff.net author), whom I forced to read my story, one from my other friend, who is helping me write this (and only reviewed to tell me that she was taking over the world) and someone who was only reviewing so I would review for her. So in short, WE NEED REVIEWS!!!! I will even go so far as to say I will review you if you review this story (only on ff.net though, not fictionpress, I don't do original fiction). Anyway, I'm off to go finish typing the second chapter in "Musings of the average Kool-aid phantom" on my other screen name (currently "Identity Crisis", though it changes all the time as I see fit. . . It's the only name on our favorite authors list, if you want to check it out)
So anyway, have a nice day, and don't forget to review!
Askoo: So far, the Pinky team has lost one memver, Harry Potter, and the Brain team won the first challenge, receiving a luxury hotel as their prize. Let's check in on the Brain team, shall we?
Malfoy: (whining) Professor, I want my haircare products back!
Snape: too bad. I told you, they're mine now.
Malfoy: But Snape. . .!
Filch: (looking rabid) no. . . no. . . I must clean. . . must clean something! Must go back to old habits. . . Need Palmolive! (runs around camp madly, looking for cleaning product)
Hermione: Cleaning products can be created for the Nicaraguan fruit. . .
Ron: Shut up, Hermione.
Dumbledore: For the love of chocolate crickets, can't we get along?
Everyone: No.
Dumbledore: *sigh*
Ron: Get off, Lupin.
(Lupin has been biting Ron for some time. He didn't have all of his potion, so he didn't turn into a werewolf, but he had the incredible urge to bite someone.
Askoo: Moving on. . . Let's check in on the winners, the Brain team. Since this game needs to continue as a reality show of a group of people trying to survive out in the middle of nowhere, we need to take away the luxury hotel.
(Poof. . . Luxury hotel disappears)
Ginny: where's the luxury hotel?
Askoo: I dunno.
Ginny: why?
Fred: Don't be silly, Ginny. We have to build out own shelter and camp.
Sirius: What a clever idea, Fred!
George: I'm Fred!
Sirius: What?
Hagrid: NEVER MIND! I've already built a nifty little shelter over there. (points to a small hut made of plywood, mud and sticks)
Sirius: Hagrid, that's a bloody brilliant idea.
(Hagrid blushes)
Hagrid: aw, gee. . .
(Gred, Forge, Sirius, Charlie, Hagrid, Dudley and Ginny file in to see what turned out to be too small anyway)
Dudley: This is dumb.
Fred: Um, Hagrid, where are we supposed to stand?
(Hagrid's feet take up all the floor space)
Hagrid: Er. . .
(Hustle and bustle as Charlie tries to get out the door.)
Charlie: Um, guys, it's raining.
Everyone: Hagrid
Hagrid: (looking sheepish) Here, we'll just try to make room (more hustle and bustle as Hagrid tries to make room. BIG CRASH as hut collapses around them)
Askoo: Looks like we're having some shelter building difficulties. Not only that, but I'm getting wet. Time for a commercial break.
~cut to Snape with Malfoy's haircare products~
Snape: You know, we're great together.
Malfoy: (grins)
Snape: But I've found something new and more exciting.
Malfoy: (looks dumbfounded)
Snape: (wrapped in towel and shaking hair) yes, yes, yes!
Malfoy: No, no, no.
~end commercial break~
Paweebee: Snape, are you finished fooling around?
Snape: I was washing my hair, not fooling around.
Askoo: Well, stop.
Snape: (pouts)
Paweebee: Anyway, this is getting boring. What do you say we start up the next challenge?
Malfoy: No.
Paweebee: We didn't ask you, Malfoy. And just because you don't want to, we're going to. What's the next challenge, Askoo?
Askoo: Am I on?
Paweebee: Yes.
Askoo: Oh.
Paweebee: Well?
Askoo: What?
Paweebee: Nevermind. Let's see. The next challenge is. . .
Askoo: I know!
Paweebee: Shut up, Askoo.
Askoo: No. Really. The challenge should be to see who can make a lasting shelter first.
Brain Team: Hagrid! (They groan and glare at the ruined hut)
Askoo: In that case, the Pinky team won.
Hermione: Really? But we haven't made a shelter yet. See, I was thinking. . .
Ron: Shut up, Hermione.
Askoo: Yes you do.
Hermione: What?
Askoo: You get a luxury hotel!
Gred: But that was our luxury hotel!
Askoo: It was?
Forge: Yes. We won, remember?
Askoo: No, they won!
Ron: we did?
Sirius: No!
Askoo: They have a shelter!
Charlie: But it's our luxury hotel!
Malfoy: This is ridiculous
Dudley: I wanna go hom!
Askoo: shut up.
~Riot~
~commercial break~
Hermione: (looking upset) We still don't have a shelter.
Ron: Here. (holds leaf over Hermione's head)
Hermione: Oh. Okay. (Takes leaf and holds it over her head.)
Malfoy: (Running towards the luxury hotel) Hair-care products!
Paweebee: That wasn't fair, Askoo.
Askoo: Oh well. I'm the authoress. I can do whatever I want.
Paweebee: You are the CO- authoress. You have to have my say before you do something like that.
Askoo: No anymore! I'm taking over! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!
Paweebee: Oh no you don't!
(Pow!)
(Bam!)
(Gah!)
~Commercial Break~
Fred: Good thing we took all the stuff out of the luxury hotel before they took it away.
George: Yeah.
Sirius: (looking bitter) too bad Hagrid can't build a hut.
Hagrid: I'm Charlie.
Everyone except Ginny and Hagrid: Shut up.
Ginny: Wow, Charlie, You've gotten awfully tall since I saw you. . . five minutes ago.
George: Yeah, Gin. He's really sprouting up like a weed.
~cut to pinky team~
Malfoy: (sobbing uncontrollably) Not a single hair-care product. Not one!
Lupin: (Cackles and bites him on the leg.)
Filch: (is dusting Malfoy's head with the dust rag he found in the hotel)
Malfoy: Will you get off? Why are you here anyway?
Paweebee: (shrugs) we needed a space-filler
Malfoy: Couldn't you have gotten a USEFUL space-filler? Like Crabbe or Goyle? Or one of my other mindless zombie minions?
Paweebee: shut up
Malfoy: you shut up
Paweebee: you shut up
Malfoy: You shut up
~commercial break~
Askoo: I give up.
Paweebee: Really?
Askoo: No.
(Paweebee sits there twiddling her thumbs.)
Paweebee: How about no?
Askoo: Yes.
Paweebee: Yes!
Askoo: No.
Paweebee: No?
Askoo: Yes. . . no.
Paweebee: Stop changing your mind.
Askoo: No.
Paweebee: Yes!
Askoo: You are?
Paweebee: No.
Askoo: Neither am I.
Paweebee: Are you sure?
Askoo: Yes.
Paweebee: Yes?
Askoo: No.
Paweebee: no what?
Askoo: Yes no.
Paweebee: Yes no or no yes?
Askoo: Gah!
~cuts to Pinky team~
(Everyone is twiddling thumbs, sitting in the lounge of the empty luxury hotel)
Ron: We should quit. Out hosts have gone insane.
Malfoy: And they're confusing me.
Ron: Not hard to do, is it Malfoy?
Malfoy: Shut up.
Ron: You shut up
Malfoy: You. . .
Hermione: You guys are ridiculous. How could you ever think of quitting?
Ron: Well, Hermione, let's examine what we have. Malfoy, two insane hosts, and a leaf.
Malfoy: And no hair care products.
Ron: Shut up
Malfoy: You shut up
Ron: No you shut up
Malfoy: No you shut up
(Wands fly out and cameraman frantically switches scenes, wishing the hosts would announce a commercial break)
Askoo: No!
Paweebee: Yes!
Askoo: No.
Paweebee: No.
Askoo: Yes.
Paweebee: Yes!
Askoo: NO, wait. . .
Paweebee: No wait or no, no?
(camera man frantically switches to the Brain team)
Fred: (singing) we have no shelter. . .
George: Who cares?
Dudley: I wanna go home.
Fred: I know! Let's go on strike!
(This results in all the team members sitting around with blank stares on their faces)
Hagrid: Er. . .
Sirius: Um . . .
Charlie: Uh. . .
Ginny: Huh?
(At this point the cameraman is about to have a nervous breakdown so he makes the mistake of taking upon himself to put on another Herbal Essence commercial)
~commercial break~
A/N All right! So that's the end. . . of this chapter. Yes, there's more mayhem yet to come. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Actually, my friend and I have already written so much that we filled up the notebook we're currently using, and are halfway through our new notebook. It's crazy. We would be a lot farther along, but we went on strike for a few weeks (courtesy of major writer's block) but now we're back. As of yet, I have three reviews. One from my best friend (also an ff.net author), whom I forced to read my story, one from my other friend, who is helping me write this (and only reviewed to tell me that she was taking over the world) and someone who was only reviewing so I would review for her. So in short, WE NEED REVIEWS!!!! I will even go so far as to say I will review you if you review this story (only on ff.net though, not fictionpress, I don't do original fiction). Anyway, I'm off to go finish typing the second chapter in "Musings of the average Kool-aid phantom" on my other screen name (currently "Identity Crisis", though it changes all the time as I see fit. . . It's the only name on our favorite authors list, if you want to check it out)
So anyway, have a nice day, and don't forget to review!
