Road Trip Part 4
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry potter, I just make fun of it and twist it to my own Imaginative pleasures.
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Me: Now we've gotten out of the Philippines and we're heading back to the states.
OW: Yeah that's my bad
HP: We know
Me: Be nice!
DM: So, what's on the agenda?
OW: Well I thought we would go somewhere nice for change, maybe Kentucky. That's were my friends cousin lives! Her name is Betty Sue.
HP: Who?
OW: Well, she's my friend Josh's cousin on his mothers side. She has long blonde hair and I guess she wears close to nothing cause she didn't have enough money when she was little to buy clothes when she kept growing. So everything she wears is to little to fit her. And I guess she has a big chest and a sweet body.
HP+DM: WHEN DO WE GET THERE?
OW: now wait, she's one of those nice farm girls. The ones who are easily seduced, so you boys play nice and don't try anything with her.
DM: He won't! (Halo around head with BIG smile)
HG: (Gives Draco evil look and walks to the back of the bus
DM: (Halo turns to horns) hehehe!
Me: How long till we get there?
TG: To long I'm guessing.
OW: Well about four hours
Hey it seems impossible, but it's a fan fic, anything's possible. So anyways we drive for four hours and we get out to the middle of nowhere. There's nothing here but a house every 10 or so aches, mostly farms.
We come to this little blue house on the prairie thing and a young her comes running outside screaming and waving her arms in the air. She was about 18 and she had long blond hair tied up in pig tails and a short shirt that exposed her belly, and a pair of shorts that almost exposing her hips. The guys had their tongues hanging out of their mouths. Kept for Oliver, because I hit him and he stopped gawking and parked the bus.
DM: OO ME OUT FIRST!!! (Pushes everyone out of way)
HG: Draco! (Runs after him)
DM: Hello I am Draco Mayfly.. Malroy .. MALFOY, completely at your service my beautiful flower! (Bows and kisses Betty Sue's hand)
HP: (Pushes Draco out of the way) Yes and I am Harry Potter, famous boy who lived!(Does same a Draco)
Oliver and I walk up to her along with Taylor. We greet her and she introduces herself as Betty Sue. She told us that her cousin had called to tell her a week ago that we would be arriving. She said she has been waiting with her brother ever since.
Me: Brother?
HG: Where?
BS: Well he's out back, he'll be home by nighttime, make yourselves at home!
We went inside the house and she poured us a couple glasses of soft natural milk. She smiled a lot and seemed to be overly happy cause she was giggling all the time. The boys just smiled at her and blushed, pushing each other out of her line of view.
Then, just as the sun went down, someone walked in the door. He was tall and had dark brown hair with soft doe blue eyes. He was gorgeous and had tan lines around him. He smiled and the girls almost sank into the floor, the boys just yawned. He was model material and wore no shirt. His skin was bronze, god like, with a six pack stomach and chest muscles that could make any girl week in the knees.
BS: This is my brother Tom
Tom: Hey, and who might you be little lady (Addressed to me)
Me: Well, I'm... uh uh.. well..
OW: She's the narrator, can't have her! (Shot an evil look at Tom then me)
Tom: All right, don't mean to be follow'n in on some man's women, I'll back down. (He held his hands up)
TG: Well, I'm free (Sexy Voice)
HP: (Spits out milk) NO YOUR NOT!!
TG: Yes I am! (Slaps)
HG: Well! What about me!
Tom: Your... all right
HG: All right?! I'll have you know I.. I.. I'm...
DM: My little lady! (Pulls Hermione towards him)
HG: (Smack!) You keep your hands to yourself!
DM: Yes ma'am (Rubs cheek)
BS: (Laughs) Well ya'll are welcome to stay here the night! We have plenty of rooms! My pa will be coming though. So there will be girls in my room boys in Tom's room!
Tom: All right, guys wanna follow me?
DM: Why not the other way?
HG: Because, you're a perv!
DM: Yeah whatever!
We all get shown to our rooms and settle down for a good nights rest. We sleep the whole night away and before the sun comes up we hear the rosters.
DM: What the? Where is it! That damn animal woke me up!
OW: Hey, where's Harry?
Harry ended up sleep walking into Betty Sue's fathers room. He woke up totally naked in the bed with her greasy fat old farmer father. He looked 90 and as if he had different faces with all the wrinkles. I'll name the father as F, what does F also stand for?
HP:AHH! (Jumps out of bed)
F: Well sonny, that was one hell of a ride!
HP: RIDE??? WHAT THE?!?!?!??!?!?!?!
Shortly after I hear the commotion and bring the girls into the fathers room. The boys came almost immediately afterwards.
DM: AHAHA!!!!! That's what you get Potter!!!!
HP: NOT FUNNY DRACO!!!!
Me: All right, well what happened
F: (Get out of bed, TOTALLY NAKED) Well, I'll tell you. First I go on top of him from behind..
Me: WHOA!
F: *#&%^ &^#^*^ N*&(# (Censored)
HP: (Holds hands to ears)
F: Now I got to wait for that cream to ware off, excuse me.
BS: Ah pa! Why? These were my friends!
Tom: Yeah!
F: Quick your yappin Betty Sue! You sound just like your mother, "Stop Sexual Harassing Young Boys!"
AFTER THAT! We got in the car and drove VERY far away, we didn't know where we were going, but we thanked Betty and Tom and left.
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Disclaimer: I do not own Harry potter, I just make fun of it and twist it to my own Imaginative pleasures.
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Me: Now we've gotten out of the Philippines and we're heading back to the states.
OW: Yeah that's my bad
HP: We know
Me: Be nice!
DM: So, what's on the agenda?
OW: Well I thought we would go somewhere nice for change, maybe Kentucky. That's were my friends cousin lives! Her name is Betty Sue.
HP: Who?
OW: Well, she's my friend Josh's cousin on his mothers side. She has long blonde hair and I guess she wears close to nothing cause she didn't have enough money when she was little to buy clothes when she kept growing. So everything she wears is to little to fit her. And I guess she has a big chest and a sweet body.
HP+DM: WHEN DO WE GET THERE?
OW: now wait, she's one of those nice farm girls. The ones who are easily seduced, so you boys play nice and don't try anything with her.
DM: He won't! (Halo around head with BIG smile)
HG: (Gives Draco evil look and walks to the back of the bus
DM: (Halo turns to horns) hehehe!
Me: How long till we get there?
TG: To long I'm guessing.
OW: Well about four hours
Hey it seems impossible, but it's a fan fic, anything's possible. So anyways we drive for four hours and we get out to the middle of nowhere. There's nothing here but a house every 10 or so aches, mostly farms.
We come to this little blue house on the prairie thing and a young her comes running outside screaming and waving her arms in the air. She was about 18 and she had long blond hair tied up in pig tails and a short shirt that exposed her belly, and a pair of shorts that almost exposing her hips. The guys had their tongues hanging out of their mouths. Kept for Oliver, because I hit him and he stopped gawking and parked the bus.
DM: OO ME OUT FIRST!!! (Pushes everyone out of way)
HG: Draco! (Runs after him)
DM: Hello I am Draco Mayfly.. Malroy .. MALFOY, completely at your service my beautiful flower! (Bows and kisses Betty Sue's hand)
HP: (Pushes Draco out of the way) Yes and I am Harry Potter, famous boy who lived!(Does same a Draco)
Oliver and I walk up to her along with Taylor. We greet her and she introduces herself as Betty Sue. She told us that her cousin had called to tell her a week ago that we would be arriving. She said she has been waiting with her brother ever since.
Me: Brother?
HG: Where?
BS: Well he's out back, he'll be home by nighttime, make yourselves at home!
We went inside the house and she poured us a couple glasses of soft natural milk. She smiled a lot and seemed to be overly happy cause she was giggling all the time. The boys just smiled at her and blushed, pushing each other out of her line of view.
Then, just as the sun went down, someone walked in the door. He was tall and had dark brown hair with soft doe blue eyes. He was gorgeous and had tan lines around him. He smiled and the girls almost sank into the floor, the boys just yawned. He was model material and wore no shirt. His skin was bronze, god like, with a six pack stomach and chest muscles that could make any girl week in the knees.
BS: This is my brother Tom
Tom: Hey, and who might you be little lady (Addressed to me)
Me: Well, I'm... uh uh.. well..
OW: She's the narrator, can't have her! (Shot an evil look at Tom then me)
Tom: All right, don't mean to be follow'n in on some man's women, I'll back down. (He held his hands up)
TG: Well, I'm free (Sexy Voice)
HP: (Spits out milk) NO YOUR NOT!!
TG: Yes I am! (Slaps)
HG: Well! What about me!
Tom: Your... all right
HG: All right?! I'll have you know I.. I.. I'm...
DM: My little lady! (Pulls Hermione towards him)
HG: (Smack!) You keep your hands to yourself!
DM: Yes ma'am (Rubs cheek)
BS: (Laughs) Well ya'll are welcome to stay here the night! We have plenty of rooms! My pa will be coming though. So there will be girls in my room boys in Tom's room!
Tom: All right, guys wanna follow me?
DM: Why not the other way?
HG: Because, you're a perv!
DM: Yeah whatever!
We all get shown to our rooms and settle down for a good nights rest. We sleep the whole night away and before the sun comes up we hear the rosters.
DM: What the? Where is it! That damn animal woke me up!
OW: Hey, where's Harry?
Harry ended up sleep walking into Betty Sue's fathers room. He woke up totally naked in the bed with her greasy fat old farmer father. He looked 90 and as if he had different faces with all the wrinkles. I'll name the father as F, what does F also stand for?
HP:AHH! (Jumps out of bed)
F: Well sonny, that was one hell of a ride!
HP: RIDE??? WHAT THE?!?!?!??!?!?!?!
Shortly after I hear the commotion and bring the girls into the fathers room. The boys came almost immediately afterwards.
DM: AHAHA!!!!! That's what you get Potter!!!!
HP: NOT FUNNY DRACO!!!!
Me: All right, well what happened
F: (Get out of bed, TOTALLY NAKED) Well, I'll tell you. First I go on top of him from behind..
Me: WHOA!
F: *#&%^ &^#^*^ N*&(# (Censored)
HP: (Holds hands to ears)
F: Now I got to wait for that cream to ware off, excuse me.
BS: Ah pa! Why? These were my friends!
Tom: Yeah!
F: Quick your yappin Betty Sue! You sound just like your mother, "Stop Sexual Harassing Young Boys!"
AFTER THAT! We got in the car and drove VERY far away, we didn't know where we were going, but we thanked Betty and Tom and left.
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Was it too much? Continue? Were do you want them to go? REVIEW PLEASE!!
