Road trip part 5!
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry potter, but I love playing with them in sick twisted ways as much as the next person.
Me: So we're out of there
HP: (Shivering)
DM: Well that was... um.. interesting.
OW: Yeah
Me: Well I guess off to the next place!
TG: Where's that.. now wait, I am afraid to ask...
Me: yeah... Oliver seems t get us into trouble a lot doesn't he
OW: HEY! You're the one writing the story!
Me: Oops! I forgot!
DM: Yeah take us somewhere normal for once!
Me: Like where?
HG: Maybe... to the zoo!!
HP: (Still shivering)
DM: The zoo?
HG: Yes, I do love the zoo!
TG: Uh... yeah... erm... all right.
Me: all right! To the zoo!!
OW: What one?
Me: What one what?
OW: There's like 2000 Zoos in the US.
Me: Oh yeah.. which one do you know?
OW: Well, none actually.
Me: Well that's good!
We drive aimlessly for a while and we get somewhere near Kansas. We looked around at all the farm lands and Harry almost screams when he looks out the window. W dirve VERY far away and VERY fast. Somehow we manage to end up in Rhode Island.. don't ask...
OW: Hey! Look at that! (Signs goes by saying "20 Miles to Zoo")
Me: Oh Goodie!!
DM: Here we go, someone is going to get eaten by a giraffe!
HP: AHH!!! I HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT THAT DO KID AROUND!
DM: What?
Me: .. er.. well I guess we'll just leave that one alone...
HP: And Penguins! Them things eat people I tell you!! You think they're so cute until you try to stick your finger up ones butt and you get your head taken off! I've seen it happen!
Me: Where?!
HP: Well... in my head.. But that doesn't matter! No Zoo!
Me: Yeah well you can wait in the car!
HG: Oh boy
TG: Yes Hermione, here we go again
All except Harry: (Laughs)
It takes about 25 minutes before we get to the zoo. The bus is silent until we reach the gates then Harry starts screaming again. We calm him down after about an hour and walk up to a ticket booth.
OW: Six tickets please
Ticket Person: That will be 120$ please.
OW: WHAT? 120 $? What is in there? I thought there were only animals
TP: Yes sir, but it is a 20$ adult charge
OW: Well, their all kids
Me: Hey?!
OW: Well except her
Others: HEY!! WHAT ABOUT US
OW: ( Takes everyone's arms and leads them away) Do you want to get in or not??
All: yeah...
OW: Well I only have 100$ so we need to make do! (Goes back to Ticket booth)
Me: I hope it works
OW: 2 adults and 4 children
TP: How old are they (Points at Harry Hermione Taylor and Draco)
OW: 12!
TP: I'm sorry they do not look 12!
OW: Aw come on lady!
TP: Sorry.. can't let you people in!
We walk away in defeat until Draco stares at the tall fence guarding the Zoo. We looked at him like he's insane but he just smiles brighter.
Me: Draco? Are you mad?
DM: No love, just ambitious! Give me a hand!
OW: All right Draco! (Puts hand down and Draco jumps over fence.
DM: Well, it's very dirty in here!
Me: What do you see?
HG: Draco! Your going to get caught!
DM: Nothing, just a small forest. I must be in one of the exhibits, like one in the making cause there are no animals around.
Me: Oh really?
DM: Yeah! (Looks around) Wait! I see something.
Wolves come out from the forest trees were they were hiding. Draco gives a little whimper and we listen intently.
Me: Draco? What is it?
DM: Wo... wo.. WOLVES!!
OW: Draco, do not move!
DM: They're coming closer!
OW: Don't move!
DM: Their almost to me! They're showing their teeth!
OW: Fine just run then
DM: I WILL!! (Runs away!) AHHHH!!! THEIR BITING ME!! (Wolf growing and bark noises)
Me: I told him not to go in there!
We hear screams and running around for another 10 to 15 minutes. Then all goes quiet except for the barks of wolves.
HP: Well he's dead!
HG: That's not very nice!
TG: Yeah!
Me: Well, we could always ask.
OW: What? Oh miss ticket person, our friend jumped into a pack of wolves over the fence, you think he is ok?
Me: Good point
HP: Lets just leave him
DM: Haha!
Draco comes out with cuts all over his body and his cloths all ripped up. Security guards were around him holding his arms.
Security: Is this yours?
Me: Yeah, thanks
SG: Well don't go sneaking in here. You want to get in just get a ticket.
Me: Yeah we'll do that.
DM: Well back in the bus then (Guards leave)
Me: Guess so!
OW: Lets go eat!
HG: Yeah ok!
We go to a stupid restaurant outside the park that says Tony's. We gets a large pizza while Draco describes his adventure with the wild life.
DM: I swear to god! Lucky I can do Tae Kwon Do!
Me: Lucky those Security guards cared enough to come get you before you were lunch!
DM: yeah... I guess..
We finished eating and sleep out in the bus. This was our wonderful day, fun for us... to see Draco... well not see... but hear him get his ass kicked. Anyways we sleep for the night soundless right in front of Tony's and until our next adventure turns up, we do NOT want to go to any more Zoos.
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry potter, but I love playing with them in sick twisted ways as much as the next person.
Me: So we're out of there
HP: (Shivering)
DM: Well that was... um.. interesting.
OW: Yeah
Me: Well I guess off to the next place!
TG: Where's that.. now wait, I am afraid to ask...
Me: yeah... Oliver seems t get us into trouble a lot doesn't he
OW: HEY! You're the one writing the story!
Me: Oops! I forgot!
DM: Yeah take us somewhere normal for once!
Me: Like where?
HG: Maybe... to the zoo!!
HP: (Still shivering)
DM: The zoo?
HG: Yes, I do love the zoo!
TG: Uh... yeah... erm... all right.
Me: all right! To the zoo!!
OW: What one?
Me: What one what?
OW: There's like 2000 Zoos in the US.
Me: Oh yeah.. which one do you know?
OW: Well, none actually.
Me: Well that's good!
We drive aimlessly for a while and we get somewhere near Kansas. We looked around at all the farm lands and Harry almost screams when he looks out the window. W dirve VERY far away and VERY fast. Somehow we manage to end up in Rhode Island.. don't ask...
OW: Hey! Look at that! (Signs goes by saying "20 Miles to Zoo")
Me: Oh Goodie!!
DM: Here we go, someone is going to get eaten by a giraffe!
HP: AHH!!! I HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT THAT DO KID AROUND!
DM: What?
Me: .. er.. well I guess we'll just leave that one alone...
HP: And Penguins! Them things eat people I tell you!! You think they're so cute until you try to stick your finger up ones butt and you get your head taken off! I've seen it happen!
Me: Where?!
HP: Well... in my head.. But that doesn't matter! No Zoo!
Me: Yeah well you can wait in the car!
HG: Oh boy
TG: Yes Hermione, here we go again
All except Harry: (Laughs)
It takes about 25 minutes before we get to the zoo. The bus is silent until we reach the gates then Harry starts screaming again. We calm him down after about an hour and walk up to a ticket booth.
OW: Six tickets please
Ticket Person: That will be 120$ please.
OW: WHAT? 120 $? What is in there? I thought there were only animals
TP: Yes sir, but it is a 20$ adult charge
OW: Well, their all kids
Me: Hey?!
OW: Well except her
Others: HEY!! WHAT ABOUT US
OW: ( Takes everyone's arms and leads them away) Do you want to get in or not??
All: yeah...
OW: Well I only have 100$ so we need to make do! (Goes back to Ticket booth)
Me: I hope it works
OW: 2 adults and 4 children
TP: How old are they (Points at Harry Hermione Taylor and Draco)
OW: 12!
TP: I'm sorry they do not look 12!
OW: Aw come on lady!
TP: Sorry.. can't let you people in!
We walk away in defeat until Draco stares at the tall fence guarding the Zoo. We looked at him like he's insane but he just smiles brighter.
Me: Draco? Are you mad?
DM: No love, just ambitious! Give me a hand!
OW: All right Draco! (Puts hand down and Draco jumps over fence.
DM: Well, it's very dirty in here!
Me: What do you see?
HG: Draco! Your going to get caught!
DM: Nothing, just a small forest. I must be in one of the exhibits, like one in the making cause there are no animals around.
Me: Oh really?
DM: Yeah! (Looks around) Wait! I see something.
Wolves come out from the forest trees were they were hiding. Draco gives a little whimper and we listen intently.
Me: Draco? What is it?
DM: Wo... wo.. WOLVES!!
OW: Draco, do not move!
DM: They're coming closer!
OW: Don't move!
DM: Their almost to me! They're showing their teeth!
OW: Fine just run then
DM: I WILL!! (Runs away!) AHHHH!!! THEIR BITING ME!! (Wolf growing and bark noises)
Me: I told him not to go in there!
We hear screams and running around for another 10 to 15 minutes. Then all goes quiet except for the barks of wolves.
HP: Well he's dead!
HG: That's not very nice!
TG: Yeah!
Me: Well, we could always ask.
OW: What? Oh miss ticket person, our friend jumped into a pack of wolves over the fence, you think he is ok?
Me: Good point
HP: Lets just leave him
DM: Haha!
Draco comes out with cuts all over his body and his cloths all ripped up. Security guards were around him holding his arms.
Security: Is this yours?
Me: Yeah, thanks
SG: Well don't go sneaking in here. You want to get in just get a ticket.
Me: Yeah we'll do that.
DM: Well back in the bus then (Guards leave)
Me: Guess so!
OW: Lets go eat!
HG: Yeah ok!
We go to a stupid restaurant outside the park that says Tony's. We gets a large pizza while Draco describes his adventure with the wild life.
DM: I swear to god! Lucky I can do Tae Kwon Do!
Me: Lucky those Security guards cared enough to come get you before you were lunch!
DM: yeah... I guess..
We finished eating and sleep out in the bus. This was our wonderful day, fun for us... to see Draco... well not see... but hear him get his ass kicked. Anyways we sleep for the night soundless right in front of Tony's and until our next adventure turns up, we do NOT want to go to any more Zoos.
