Road trip part 6!

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry potter.. just make fun of it!

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HP: I told you the Zoo Sucks!!!

Me: Nuh uh!

HP: Yes Huh!!!

HG: Yes huh?

DM: Yeah well whatever where to next!

OW: Lets stop somewhere for like the night I'm getting really tired of driving

Me: Tired? Should I drive?

OW: hehe.. I dis-think so..

Me: Well I was only asking!
Well ok it's like the beginning of a new day and we drive a REALLY long way, I have no idea where we are but the sun just went down! What the? Is it supposed to go down in less then two hours of it raising? Whatever.. but anyways we see a sign for TRALOR PARK USA... uhoh..
TG: Yeah! I think my uncle lives there!!!

HG: Not the one who pees on cats right?

TG: Of course, got no other uncles

HG: HEY? What about my dad???

TG: Oh yeah!

DM: Didn't you say that he hates kids?

HG: Uh.. no I don't think so

TG: (Gulp)
So we travel the 15 miles to Trailer Park USA. We come through the gates and we see a whole bunch of FAT UGLY OLD PEOPLE!!
DM: AHHHH FAT UGLY OLD GREASY SMILY OLD PEOPLE!!

HP: NOOOO NOT FARMER JOE AGAIN!!!!!
ANYWAYS, we find a trailer with the numbers 124 on them. A young looking guy comes out with a barrel around his waist. There are red suspenders holding it up. He looks greasy, like he had too much beer and cheese.
DM: Beer and Cheese? And Why does he have to wear a barrel?

Me: Cause... I don't know!
Well he comes out and over to the bus. Oliver opens and door and Harry Screams. Hermione runs to the back with him and after a while of waiting for them we start to here bumping noises and the bus started moving dramatically.
Me: All right, well lets go inside!

OW: Yeah!
Taylor's uncle introduces himself as Bob. He has gray eyes and black hair, and he looks sort of deranged. One of his eyes has a red vain going through it that makes it look blood red. We don't know if he means to but he is also drooling.
Bob: Hi kids! (Yells in a very overly loud voice spiting all over Draco.)

HG: (Comes out of bus) Hi Bob

Bob: Hey Mione! Hey Taylor! I thought your parents would never let you guys visit after those sexual harassment charges.

HG: Sexual harassment (looks at Taylor)

TG: Um... so how are you Uncle Bob

Me: (Whispers) So that's why they call him Bob to Sexual Harasser... .

OW: (Rolls eyes) Hey bob where are we?

Bob: Well we're in New Jersey of course!

Me: You went the wrong way again?! (Hits Oliver)

OW: Um.. oops..

DM: (Runs in bus) I'm gonna see if potter is ok...

Me: Oh sure!
He invites us into his house and offers us a drink (beer) and some cookies (little round disks of Sh_t) We accept them but don't put anything in our mouths. His living area is so small he doesn't even seem to fit in it. Then a group of guys walks down the street and yells to him.
Group of boys: Hey Bob! We got you the bananas just like you asked! Now what did you want us to do with them?

Bob: Um... wrong house boys! (Sees cat walk by and pees on it)

OW: (Backs Away)

G O B: I don't think so!

Bob: I do you little pieces of Sh_t!

G O B: He's yelling again make him stop yelling (runs away crying)

HG: Well... um.. its been really fun visiting you

TG: Yeah so long uncle

Bob: Wait aren't you going to sleep over?

TG: Um..

Bob: I got cake!

DM: (Sticks head of out bus) CAKE? Did someone say CAKE?

Bob: That's right my boy come get it!!!

DM: (Runs out of car)

OW: (Catches him) Um you're to fat for cake

DM: To fat??? Look at her! (Points to Hermione)

HG: ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT??

DM: Um... no..

HG: (SLAP!)

DM: Owe!!!

Me: And I thought you two loved each other

DM: She made me say that! (Points to me)

Me: I did not!

HP: (Yells out of bus) Can we leave now!!!

DM: But you write the story!

HG: (Glares) You do put words in his mouth don't you?

Me: Well um... back in the bus!

Bob: Will you come back?

HG: Did you sexually harass anyone?

Bob: no... maybe...

TG: Then nope!
We jump in the van and drive away yet again! We sleep In it too, though now Hermione and Draco arnt really talking... I wonder why? Oh well.. that's all for now!

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Hmm that was interesting! Tell me what you think