Road trip part 7!

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, I just make fun of it. Plain and Simple!

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Now I have taken the wheel away from Oliver, and we are on the road to California! Draco's trial is in like a week, so we need to get there before then, remember he has to sing! So anyways, we're on the road. Now we will be passing through Ohio and making a few quick stops! I think we heard someone out there wants to meet the famous Harry potter!
HP: Me??

Me: No I just wanted to say that.

DM: Why would anyone want to meet you POTTY!

HP: Well FARRET! Why would anyone want to see YOUR pasty completion sneering on their doorway?

DM: Shut up potter! Or I'll give you a nose bleed!

HP: You'll hurt you hand!

HG: Oh please, will you shut up! You're both pathetic!

DM: What!??

TG: Yes you really are!

DM: Fine then! As long as potter shuts up and we get to Ohio soon!

Me: Yes we will.

OW: (Mumble)

Me: What was that?

OW: What? Me? I didn't say anything. (Mumble)

Me: YES YOU DID!

OW: No I did not!

DM: He said you have a nice ass!

OW: DID NOT!

Me: So you think I have an ugly ass then?

OW: I did not say that!

Me: Yes you did!

OW: I swear I didn't!

Me: Well I think you did!

OW: FINE! You have a lovely ass!

Me: UGH! You Pervert!! (Slaps)

All: (Laughs)
Well anyways here we are, in Ohio! Look there's the person I think! A girl just came running out of a house. She yells to the bus to stop, and I stop it. He get out one by one and walk to her.
Girl: Hello! My name is Tausha! Are you that famous author person I love so much?!?!?!

Me: (Blush) well, I don't mean to brag but.

DM: She's all right.

Me: Shut up Draco!

Tausha: This is sooo cool! I am meeting Oliver Wood, Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger (mumbles) Some other person, and my favorite author!!

HG: What did you say?

Tausha: I didn't say anything!

HG: yeah right...

Me: Oh yes, that is Taylor Granger, Hermione's cousin

Tausha: Oh ok!

TG: Can we go inside?

Tausha: yeah I guess
We enter her house and it is quite charming, if I do say so myself. It is rather big, and has a swimming pool out the back. The air around us is pretty cold right now, so we cant go for a swim. Draco looks around.
DM: Mines betta

Me: Well want us to send you back home to your daddy? I bet he'd have a field da if he learned his son was being aroused by fish.

DM: What are you talking about?

HP: Oh you don't remember a little thing that happened with a mermaid?

DM: I didn't do anything! (Hits Harry) Shut up potter!

Tausha: Well, um... want to see my backyard? We have a hot tub!

HG: HOT TUB?? I LOVE HOT TUBS!!!

TG: all right

Rest: Sure!
We go out to her hot tub and somehow manage to appear in bathing suits. I have on my black bikini to match with Oliver's black trunks. Hermione and Taylor had Identical red full bathing suits. And Harry along with draco had bright pink brief type bathing suits.
HP+DM: WE HAVE TO WEAR TIGHT PINK BATHINGSUITS???? WHAT?!?!?!

Me: Alright all right (snaps off bathing suits and leaves nothing)

TG: Draco, bubbles making you excited?

DM: HEY PUT ME BACK IN SOMETHING!!!

HP: What about me???!?!?!

Tausha: Hahaha! Well Draco, would like to ask you some questions! Firstly, why do you like Hermione?

DM: Simple, because there is no one else

HG: WHAT?

DM: I mean.. she's so pretty!

HG: Oh not that I'm smart or anything

DM: No I mean... so smart.. brilliant!

HP: we all know she gave you some for you to go out with her, don't lie!

HG: (Slaps) Did not!

Dm: yeah remember you were ***** and then you licked my **** after you were playing with my *******

Me: Censored!!

HG: I I!! (runs away crying)

Me: Now look what you did!!!
Then Ron comes walking out of Tausha's patio door. He is wearing a black jacket and eating Doritos. He smiled at us and went back inside.
Me: Hold on! (runs in the house) Ron where were you???

RW: I was eating

Me: EATING? All this time you couldn't have been just eating??

RW: Sleeping?

Tausha: well I had heard he was lost, so I found him by the road there (points down the road to a free way and gas station.)

Me: Wait, we lost you down south.. in the eastern part.. how did you end up there?

RW: Don't know

Me: oh.. all right.. I think we best be going now!

Tausha: Well it was nice meeting you!

Me: Nice meeting you too!

All: bye bye!!
We jump in the car and drive away. Am still driving and we pass a couple signs for Montana. What new adventures await us. Well, its dark. So we might as well sleep in the car. We got Ron back as well! That's a good thing.
RW: You stole my chips!

Me: well... was hungry..

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