Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, I just make fun of it
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They went to school the next week without saying a word. Nothing was her from them for a while. Things were getting suspicious. Hermione watched Draco a lot and Draco watched Hermione.
Nothing was heard from Draco pissing off the three. And the gang stayed away from each other. People left it alone for a while.
Oliver wood had come to work at the school as a flying instructor, as madam Hooch retired. He noticed that the three weren't talking and Draco was being oddly nice. He called them all into his office.
"All right what's going on?" he asked.
"Well, you see." Draco stuttered. "We were at the pub and we drank a bit."
"Ha yeah I remember, the senior drink! Yeah I woke up with 6 girls, man that was awesome. The only way I remembered it was this potion Snape gave me. I said I wanted to remember my childhood or some stupid excuse. That was awesome! I have never been so happy in my life and I missed it!" Oliver smiled looked at the ceiling.
"Yeah well back to us!" Harry said.
"Who is us?" Ron yelled back.
"Not us you idiot!" Harry yelled
Draco started to laugh and Hermione smiled. She moved towards Draco and held his hand while everyone was watching Ron and Harry fight. Draco turned a little red and turned to her. She was smiling and they all turned back to Oliver.
"So you and Harry did it ay Ron?" he laughed.
"How does everyone just guess? Do we look gay?" Ron shouted.
"Yeah." Hermione said.
"Hey you were supposed to be our friend!" Harry yelled.
"Oh yeah sorry." She said.
"And I'm guessing you and Hermione." He turned now to Draco. Draco and Hermione turned pinkish and smiled. They looked towards each other and looked down at their hands.
"I didn't know you liked Hermione?" Harry said.
"I knew you liked Weasel!" Draco snapped.
"Well you know what, go ask Snape for a potion. I bet he'll give you one." Oliver said.
Harry Ron and Hermione looked at each other with thoughts of confusion. "Snape? Give us help?" they thought. Draco just smiled and laughed.
"Hey, I'm his favorite student! I'll get the potions." Draco smiled
"Wait Draco, what if he asks what their for?" Hermione turned in.
"Well say what Wood said." Harry said.
"No I don't think he'll believe us." Hermione said.
"Yeah your probably right." Said Ron.
"Look, it's probably in a book, Hermione you can look it up." Oliver said.
"Of course! Why didn't I think of that!" she cried.
They were dismissed from woods office and went to the Library. It took them hours but they found the right potion. It was called the Flamousis potion.
"Its called Flamousis. If it turns red after an hour of mixing it you have done it right!" she said holding a think book up to her nose.
"Great." Ron sighed.
They made the potion and an hour later it turned red. The sun had gone down and they picked up their glasses. The liquid was bubbling and they all looked disgusted at the red goop seeping over the glass rims.
"Now, we have to say what we want to remember, and drink it." She said.
"Fucking Hermione." Draco laughed and he drank it.
"Draco Malfoy!" she yelled and she watched him drink. Harry and Ron drank as well. Hermione shrugged and gave it a gulp.
Minutes later they recovered from the drink and they were laying on the floor. Draco was by Hermione and Harry was by Ron. They looked at one another, Draco and Hermione with love and affection and Ron and Harry with horror.
"You did me like a dog!" Ron squealed. Hermione and Draco fell backwards with laughter. Draco was in tears. So was Harry, but for different reasons.
"Do I look like a lollipop?" Harry yelled.
"Lollypop?" Draco laughed.
"He was licking me!" Harry yelled.
Hermione felt a little sick, she had never thought of to boy doing what they were describing. Draco was laughing so heard that he wet the floor.
"EWW!!! DRACO PEED!!" Hermione screamed.
Draco couldn't stop he was laughing so hard. His face was turning red, Hermione was becoming worried. Then she got hit with a flash back. Draco had her ageist the wall banging her. She was screaming and moaning. She came out of her thoughts and screamed.
"YOU PIG!" she yelled and slapped Draco. He turned serous and looked at her.
"What?" he asked.
"You! A wall! Ewe!!" She screamed.
"A wall? Oh... OHH.. WOW!!! SWEET!" he said laying down.
"A wall?" Harry asked.
"Yeah I banged granger against a wall!" he laughed. He pulled her down and started to kiss her. She tried to resist then she did not try anymore. Harry looked at them with longing. Then he looked at Ron. Ron looked back and jumped on him.
"What are you doing?!" Harry yelled.
"Banging you!" ran said as he ripped Harry\s pants off.
" I THINK NOT!" he yelled.
Hermione sat up immediately. She looked at them with confusion and amazement. This turned her on. She did not know why. She looked at them and smiled.
"Can you do it? For me?" she asked softly.
"Do What? Harry yelled.
"Do it." She said.
"DO WHAT? NO!" Harry yelled.
"Ron of come on, you know you want me!" he said pulling Harry to the floor.
"Yes I do..." Harry said and he started to kiss Ron.
Hermione looked at them with amazment. She was in wonder with what they were doing. Then she had another flash back.
"OH MY GOD!" she yelled.
"Ew, what?" Draco said at Harry them turned to Hermione.
"My dad is gay." She said.
"Um.. why do you say that?" Draco smiled.
"Because, I saw him with a guy before when I was little!" she cried.
Harry and Ron stopped making out and sat up. Hermione and Draco were looking at them. They all got up from the floor and looked at each other.
"We need to talk about this." Hermione said softly.
"I'll say." Ron laughed.
"I don't!" Harry yelled.
"Remember banging you." He pointed to Hermione with a smile.
"Hey! Can't you say it better!" she said.
"How?"
"Like say, we made love."
"Against a wall?" Draco laughed.
"Well, erm..." she said.
"Well whatever we'll talk about it tomorrow." Harry said.
"All right good night." Everyone said. They headed back to their dorms and laid in their beds. None of them slept, but they at least tried.
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So? What do you think? REVIEW!!! Plus read Road Trip... Also by me! Its very funny, you'll love it!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They went to school the next week without saying a word. Nothing was her from them for a while. Things were getting suspicious. Hermione watched Draco a lot and Draco watched Hermione.
Nothing was heard from Draco pissing off the three. And the gang stayed away from each other. People left it alone for a while.
Oliver wood had come to work at the school as a flying instructor, as madam Hooch retired. He noticed that the three weren't talking and Draco was being oddly nice. He called them all into his office.
"All right what's going on?" he asked.
"Well, you see." Draco stuttered. "We were at the pub and we drank a bit."
"Ha yeah I remember, the senior drink! Yeah I woke up with 6 girls, man that was awesome. The only way I remembered it was this potion Snape gave me. I said I wanted to remember my childhood or some stupid excuse. That was awesome! I have never been so happy in my life and I missed it!" Oliver smiled looked at the ceiling.
"Yeah well back to us!" Harry said.
"Who is us?" Ron yelled back.
"Not us you idiot!" Harry yelled
Draco started to laugh and Hermione smiled. She moved towards Draco and held his hand while everyone was watching Ron and Harry fight. Draco turned a little red and turned to her. She was smiling and they all turned back to Oliver.
"So you and Harry did it ay Ron?" he laughed.
"How does everyone just guess? Do we look gay?" Ron shouted.
"Yeah." Hermione said.
"Hey you were supposed to be our friend!" Harry yelled.
"Oh yeah sorry." She said.
"And I'm guessing you and Hermione." He turned now to Draco. Draco and Hermione turned pinkish and smiled. They looked towards each other and looked down at their hands.
"I didn't know you liked Hermione?" Harry said.
"I knew you liked Weasel!" Draco snapped.
"Well you know what, go ask Snape for a potion. I bet he'll give you one." Oliver said.
Harry Ron and Hermione looked at each other with thoughts of confusion. "Snape? Give us help?" they thought. Draco just smiled and laughed.
"Hey, I'm his favorite student! I'll get the potions." Draco smiled
"Wait Draco, what if he asks what their for?" Hermione turned in.
"Well say what Wood said." Harry said.
"No I don't think he'll believe us." Hermione said.
"Yeah your probably right." Said Ron.
"Look, it's probably in a book, Hermione you can look it up." Oliver said.
"Of course! Why didn't I think of that!" she cried.
They were dismissed from woods office and went to the Library. It took them hours but they found the right potion. It was called the Flamousis potion.
"Its called Flamousis. If it turns red after an hour of mixing it you have done it right!" she said holding a think book up to her nose.
"Great." Ron sighed.
They made the potion and an hour later it turned red. The sun had gone down and they picked up their glasses. The liquid was bubbling and they all looked disgusted at the red goop seeping over the glass rims.
"Now, we have to say what we want to remember, and drink it." She said.
"Fucking Hermione." Draco laughed and he drank it.
"Draco Malfoy!" she yelled and she watched him drink. Harry and Ron drank as well. Hermione shrugged and gave it a gulp.
Minutes later they recovered from the drink and they were laying on the floor. Draco was by Hermione and Harry was by Ron. They looked at one another, Draco and Hermione with love and affection and Ron and Harry with horror.
"You did me like a dog!" Ron squealed. Hermione and Draco fell backwards with laughter. Draco was in tears. So was Harry, but for different reasons.
"Do I look like a lollipop?" Harry yelled.
"Lollypop?" Draco laughed.
"He was licking me!" Harry yelled.
Hermione felt a little sick, she had never thought of to boy doing what they were describing. Draco was laughing so heard that he wet the floor.
"EWW!!! DRACO PEED!!" Hermione screamed.
Draco couldn't stop he was laughing so hard. His face was turning red, Hermione was becoming worried. Then she got hit with a flash back. Draco had her ageist the wall banging her. She was screaming and moaning. She came out of her thoughts and screamed.
"YOU PIG!" she yelled and slapped Draco. He turned serous and looked at her.
"What?" he asked.
"You! A wall! Ewe!!" She screamed.
"A wall? Oh... OHH.. WOW!!! SWEET!" he said laying down.
"A wall?" Harry asked.
"Yeah I banged granger against a wall!" he laughed. He pulled her down and started to kiss her. She tried to resist then she did not try anymore. Harry looked at them with longing. Then he looked at Ron. Ron looked back and jumped on him.
"What are you doing?!" Harry yelled.
"Banging you!" ran said as he ripped Harry\s pants off.
" I THINK NOT!" he yelled.
Hermione sat up immediately. She looked at them with confusion and amazement. This turned her on. She did not know why. She looked at them and smiled.
"Can you do it? For me?" she asked softly.
"Do What? Harry yelled.
"Do it." She said.
"DO WHAT? NO!" Harry yelled.
"Ron of come on, you know you want me!" he said pulling Harry to the floor.
"Yes I do..." Harry said and he started to kiss Ron.
Hermione looked at them with amazment. She was in wonder with what they were doing. Then she had another flash back.
"OH MY GOD!" she yelled.
"Ew, what?" Draco said at Harry them turned to Hermione.
"My dad is gay." She said.
"Um.. why do you say that?" Draco smiled.
"Because, I saw him with a guy before when I was little!" she cried.
Harry and Ron stopped making out and sat up. Hermione and Draco were looking at them. They all got up from the floor and looked at each other.
"We need to talk about this." Hermione said softly.
"I'll say." Ron laughed.
"I don't!" Harry yelled.
"Remember banging you." He pointed to Hermione with a smile.
"Hey! Can't you say it better!" she said.
"How?"
"Like say, we made love."
"Against a wall?" Draco laughed.
"Well, erm..." she said.
"Well whatever we'll talk about it tomorrow." Harry said.
"All right good night." Everyone said. They headed back to their dorms and laid in their beds. None of them slept, but they at least tried.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So? What do you think? REVIEW!!! Plus read Road Trip... Also by me! Its very funny, you'll love it!
