A/N: Why do I not own DB-Z-GT? I would continue the show! Grrrrrrrrrrr...

Episode #5-Vegeta's Vengeance

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"Last time on DBNB...Goten and Trunks were facing off against Agama, but he's powered up and is now toying with them. Piccolo is winning his match against Crieza, yet in death there are no real winners! Right? Anyway, how come I said that we'd reveal Goku's training with Grand Kai last episode? Well I guess I lied! Now watch on, for it's the next episode of DBNB!"

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"Prepare for the thrashing of an after-lifetime, you slimy green slug!" Crieza wiped the Namek's spit off his face, almost ralphing from the thought of a lesser being's saliva on his face.

"Or vice versa," Piccolo replied. Crieza desperately tried to hit Piccolo, but Piccolo just kept stepping off to the sides. "Pshaw! Grow up Crieza, and admit there are people out there stronger than you!"

"Never! And do you know why? Because there is no one stronger!" Crieza was so stubborn; he tripped over Piccolo's foot the next time he came swinging at Piccolo. "Argh! Never was I so embarrassed. Maybe I can be beaten by a monkey [Goku], but not a slug!!!" Crieza began to power up, making Piccolo back up.

'Uh-oh, Crieza means business! Maybe I should rethink my strategy.' Piccolo began racing through his mind of infinite wisdom for a way to dupe Crieza. Just as Piccolo started to give up, Crieza seemingly blew up. "WHAT IN THE HFIL?" Piccolo exclaimed, but then realized Crieza's fusion had ended. "AH HAH! The tables turn, no? Time to taste either defeat and surrender, or you can taste dirt after I pound your face into the ground."

"Uh...what happened?!" Frieza looked at his hands, no longer the powerful being he was for a mere thirty minutes.

"Hah hah! You're defeated! Your fusion has ended, now, who wants to go first?" Piccolo was gloating.

"We can't die, remember! Now, I will fight the best I can, or we can fuse again!" King Cold looked toward Frieza, and they tried the fusion dance again, but it of course failed. "Why? I know we deserve this, but how can the fusion not work?"

"Don't you know anything? Or did Vegeta leave you out? Fusions last only half an hour, and can only happen once in hour! Tch!" Piccolo was surprised at their increasing ignorance. Piccolo punched Frieza over the horizon, and he landed with a thud. King Cold looked toward Frieza in disbelief, then toward Piccolo and ran full force at him in rage.

"He he he! Bring it on! I'm much stronger than my son." King Cold laughed maniacally. Piccolo grabbed Cold's neck and kneed him in the stomach. Cold gasped for air, and Piccolo turned around and kicked Frieza, as Frieza dropkicked him. Piccolo had anticipated their every move. They both fell to the ground. Frieza grabbed his own chin; not believing the Namek had the power to hurt him like this.

"No, it won't happen, and everyone knows it! Admit your defeat Piccolo! I shall spare you!" Frieza tried his best to buy as much time as possible. He needed an hour to fuse again with his father.

Piccolo turned toward King Cold, oblivious of Frieza's foolish and idle threats. "Hey you, pencil neck! Yeah, you, slither on over here." King Cold got up and breathed down Piccolo's neck. "Surrender now, or I shall make every waking moment for you a whirling torrent of misery and pain!" King Cold lashed out at Piccolo, and Piccolo fell. He wasn't down though, not by a long shot. He twirled on the ground and tripped King Cold. [A/N: Envision the Curly Dance {Three Stooges}, but much cooler.] Piccolo called up a huge energy disk and cut through King Cold's diaphragm, and then cut off Frieza's head.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-" That was all Frieza got out before he was beheaded by Piccolo. Just as always, his head reattached, and Frieza finished his scream. There is no death in HFIL. "Oh man...I think we're going to need help, Dad."

"Ugh..." King Cold was slowly dying, as his cut did not provide the pleasure of an instant death. "Dear God..." Blood oozed from his mouth and open wounds.

"How dare you call upon God, how many times did the races and planets you slay called upon God for help. How could a heavenly being interfere in the advancement of your deadly empire?" Piccolo was full of anger. "I will not kill you just yet, but watch you slowly die, like a slow burn."

"Not just yet, you fool." Frieza went into deep thought and called upon his brother, Cooler. "Now feel the wrath of my family!" Soon, a flash appeared across the horizon, and Cooler zoomed onto the scene. He scanned the area, stopping at Piccolo.

"Wha- this is the fool you ask me to come kill? Are you this weak? You truly are pathetic Frieza, you to Dad...Dad?" Cooler realized his father was slowly dying. "Hang on, for you shall soon die and come back as good as new. As for you, you slug, prepare to meet your doom!"

"Oh yeah? What makes you any different?" Piccolo was hiding his fear by talking bold, he knew that Cooler was MUCH stronger.

"Tell me, Frieza, how could you destroy the planet Namek, but not a single Namek?" Cooler pondered what was different about Piccolo.

"You see Piccolo really has the power of three Nameks, Nail, Kami, and himself. He fused with the only other Namek warrior, and claims he's gone "Super Namek One." Frieza tried to defend why he was so weak, but knew deep down he was no match for Piccolo alone.

'Oh man! If they know Kami isn't with me, they'll have a field day. I mustn't breathe a word of Kami's leaving of my body. Hopefully they won't notice my Ki's different.' Piccolo thought to himself.

"Or wait, his Ki is missing Kami, what happened?" Frieza asked rhetorically.

'There it goes, to bad. No matter, I'm still strong.' Piccolo had to reassure himself.

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Goten could hear the explosions from Agama's lasers directed at Trunks. He panted, and kept running through the forest, looking for a good hiding spot. "What was that?" Goten turned around, and the last thing he saw was Trunks flying towards him at full speed. The two got to their feet, looked at each other and started running away again. "How ya doin' there, Trunks?"

"Not so good! Look at my hair..." Trunks whined about his hair, but was shut up by a death ball hurled at him from the edge of the forest. There was a massacre of animals as the ball headed toward Trunks head. Trunks ducked, but his hair was cut down to a buzz in the back. "NOOO! Not again, not my hair!" The death ball swirled back around and practically killed Trunks when it hit him, as the name says. Trunks was knocked out, but Goten quickly woke him up by pulling on his hair. "Grrrrr..."

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"Ugh, wha- what happened?" Vegeta woke up, grabbing his rib in pain, he turned around to see the forest aflame, and felt the Kis of the two boys and Agama. "Dear God, how long have I been out?" The sun was slowly rising above the breath-taking skyline of West City, like a crown on the skyscrapers that make the city the most populated metropolis in the world. Vegeta tried to get over the pain in his rib, and he knew some how he had to, the entire planet depended on him. How did he maintain his SSJ4 transformation while he was knocked out for hours? That didn't matter, for it was to his advantage, and he needed all the help he could get. He sped off to the forest, and he was already over the pain that shook his entire body. He spotted Agama, and fired a Big Bang attack at him. "Guess who's back, back again?"

"Huh?" Agama turned around and was smacked in the face just as he shot an energy ball at Goten. "Jargh!" Agama got up and sped toward Vegeta, but Vegeta sped off and away.

'I must lead him away from the boys, I can tell their Kis are weakened by him.' Vegeta flew in a zigzag pattern, keeping Agama on his toes. Just as fast as he was flying, he threw a punch at the speeding Agama, but Agama ducked and kicked Vegeta right in his cracked rib. "AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!" Vegeta dry heaved and started punching Agama in a frenzy of rage and pain. Agama punched back, and the real battle began. This was a battle for Earth like no other, and on a scale of power like no other before it.

"YEAH! Go Dad! You can save Earth, because I know you can! No one in the Universe, dead or alive is more powerful." Trunks jumped with glee at his father's bravery and strength.

"No way, Goku could kick your dad's ass any which way from Sunday!" Goten wasn't about to let his honor be taken away.

"Oh yea? Well than how come your dad's dead, huh?" Trunks screamed back. Goten was at a loss of words.

"You stupid blue bass fish, go back to the hell hole you came from!" Every word that Vegeta emphasized was matched by an equally strong punch or kick at Agama. Agama was getting badly beaten, but he decided to let this foolish monkey have it.

"Prepare to die!" Agama's power level skyrocketed, but so did Vegeta's. They were both powering up a great deal. Agama kicked Vegeta into the ground, and it left a BIG crater. Vegeta struggled up, only to be stuck in a headlock from Agama. Agama tightened, and Vegeta couldn't breathe. Vegeta thrashed around, but was getting tired, and everything was going black. Vegeta suddenly powered up in a last ditch effort, and snapped Agama's wrists off of his neck. "AHHHH! You idiot! My hands!" Agama snapped them back in place and fittingly punched Vegeta back in the nuts.

"Blue balls!" This was all Vegeta could exclaim, as he fell down. Agama put his foot on Vegeta's back, but Vegeta bit his leg. Vegeta performed a Final Flash and then waited for the dust to settle for another Final Flash, and than he repeated the whole process again. "You can get up now! I know you're perfectly fine!" Vegeta said these words to soon, as Agama flew up behind him and had him in another one of his "Bone Crusher." Vegeta smashed this energy rope off easily, and smacked Agama. Agama got right back at him with another kick to the ground and a long series of energy balls. Vegeta could barely get up, and Agama came at him with a barrage of punches and more energy balls. "Damnit. Ah.I'm not giving up this easily..." Vegeta wiped the blood off his face, and sped in a zigzag pattern, confusing Agama, until Vegeta was right at Agama's face. He kicked Agama three times in the head, and put his hand over his face and let out an explosion of energy on him. "Take that, you bug eyed jerk!" Vegeta started going berserk on Agama, and Agama couldn't fight back. He was to busy trying to defend himself. Vegeta jumped up in the air and dropkicked him. "Humph. And another one bites the dust."

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"So you were beaten by someone weaker than you thought? That's even more pathetic. Nothing matters now, though, for he shall soon be gone. I'll make sure nothing is left. You see he can die, for when you die in the afterlife, you never come back. I just need to make sure every last atom of him is destroyed." Cooler smacked Piccolo, whom didn't even move. Cooler groaned, and kicked Piccolo in the stomach, as hard as he could. This time Piccolo fell down to the ground, grasping his bruised stomach, hit so hard it literally split open. Piccolo groaned, but staggered to his feet, only to be kicked back down again, and this process repeat itself at least two more times. "Give up. I'll let you go in a quick death. Just say please when you ask for your assisted suicide." Cooler stomped on the Namek's bruised stomach, than grabbed him by his neck, and pulled him up to the top of his toes. He started up an energy disk and inched it closer to Piccolo's abdomen.

"No! Namek's will just grow back their lost appendages!" Frieza warned Cooler from embarrassing himself.

"Oh yea! I guess you aren't as useless as I thought, Frieza." Cooler chuckled, and Frieza grunted. King Cold had come back "as good as new" by now. Cooler called up a HUGE energy ball, and was ready to blast Piccolo.

'Kami, you must lend me your power, for my afterlife depends on it. Please...' Piccolo started to break into a cold sweat, and panicked.

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"It seems both our heroes are in a tight spot. Vegeta can barely keep up with Agama, and Piccolo is lost in the dust with Cooler. Will Kami save Piccolo, and who will save Vegeta? Stay tuned for scenes of the next exciting episode of DBNB!"

"Next time on DBNB...Vegeta's relief comes in, for Uub is ready for action. Vegeta also has an old plan for the two boys, Trunks and Goten. Piccolo may actually win this fight? How? All this and more on the next exciting episode of DBNB!" [Next Episode-#6 Old Plans Anew]