Disclaimer:
"Breakfast" written by the newsboys © Sparrow Records, 2001. We own no
part of it ((but Ryo-chan likes it and has the CD.!!)) and we have sadly
made no money in the use of it in our fic.
Duo replied, "Hi, umm.um.Ry-i-sika."
"*SIGH* Just call me Kisaki!"
"Oh. OK, hi Kisaki!"
~A little later~
After Wufei and Piccolo nearly died from lack of oxygen, the Gundam pilots
agreed to give the girls a tour of Anime Land, in order to save Wufei's
lungs from collapsing. "That's Kame's Tower." Heero said dully as ever,
"And that's the Masaki house-" "OHHHHH!! Can we visit it?!
PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE..!!!!!!!!!" Ryoko suddenly burst out. "Fine."
Heero mumbled, getting ready to draw his gun, even though it never worked
anyway. All of a sudden, a blast was heard, and Ayeka's screams and
Ryoko's war cries could be heard coming from the onsen. ((Toonami edited
version. in other words, for some odd reason they mysteriously decided to
wear swimsuits)) After Ryu~kisaki begged for Ryoko's autograph and finally
got it, they went to get breakfast. The Sasami special!!! As they sat
down to munch through the delicious ramen noodles, eggs, rice cakes, and
anything else you could think of, Tenchi came running in apologizing for
being late returning from morning chores. Everyone was commenting on the
excellent food while Ryoko got drunk on sake. In the middle of breakfast,
Ryo-chan had an inexplicable out-of-the-blue urge to sing a song about
breakfast. When she started, Ryu~kisaki and Serenity both let out huge
groans and got out earplugs since they had had previous experience with Ryo-
chan's singing abilities.
"HOLD THE MILK PUT BACK THE SUGAR!!
THEY ARE POWERLESS TO CONSOLE!
WE'RE GATHERED HERE TO SPRINKLE ASHES,
FROM OUR LATE FRIEND'S CEREAL BOWL.!!!" she started.
"Put me out of my misery." Ryu~kisaki moaned.
"BREAKFAST CLUBBERS SAY THE MOTTO, THAT HE TAUGHT US TO REPEAT!!!
'YOU WILL LOSE IT IN YOUR GYM CLASS, IF YOU WAIT TILL NOON TO EAT!!'
BACK WHEN THE CHESS CLUB SAID OUR EGGS WERE SOFT!!
EVERY MONDAY HE'D SAY GRACE AND HOLD OUR JUICE ALOFT!!
OH, NONE OF KNEW HIS CHECKOUT TIME WOULD COME SO SOON,
BUT BEFORE HIS GRAINS STOPPED WAVING HE COMPOSED THIS TUNE.
(chorus) WHEN THE TOAST HAS BURNED!
AND ALL THE MILK HAS TURNED!
AND CAPTAIN CRUNCH IS WAVING FAREWELL!!!
WHEN THE BIG ONE FINDS YOU, MAY THIS SONG REMIND YOU!!
THAT THEY DON'T SERVE BREAKFAST IN HELL!!!!! (end chorus)
BREAKFAST CLUBBERS DROP THE HANKIES!!
THOUGHT TO SOME OUR FRIEND WAS ODD!
THAT DAY HE BOUGHT THOSE PINE PAJAMAS!!!
HIS CHECK WAS GOOD WITH GOD!!!
THOSE HERE WITHOUT THE LORD.HOW DO YOU COPE?!
FOR THIS MORNING WE DON'T MOURN LIKE THOSE WHO HAVE NO HOPE!
O, RISE UP FRUIT LOOP LOVERS!!!!
SING OUT SWEET AND LOW!
WITH SPOONS HELD HIGH WE BID OUR BROTHER.CHEERIOS!!!!!!!!!!
(repeat chorus a lot, the end!!)
After she finished her.odd.song, everyone stared at her strangely wondering why she put them through such unholy treatments and torture. As they continued with the tour they noticed that the skies had darkened quite a bit. "What's going on?" Serenity asked to no one in particular. "THE GODS ARE MAD AT YOU FOR MAKING FUN OF MY SINGING AND NOT BELIEVING THAT WUFEI HAS THE BEST @$$!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SHALL PAY!! YAAAA- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" Ryo-chan yelled at the heavens and when she laughed a bolt of lightning and thunder struck behind her causing great effects. Backing away slowly everyone went silent as they watched her continual ranting and raving that started to scare even the little children. "OK.. Anyway what's next on the agenda?" Ryu~kisaki asked as she started to grow fearful of Quatre and their continual stares and at the same time Quatre was growing a little uncomfortable with Trowa's continual stares. "Look, where are we going to stay while we're here?" Serenity asked as she leaned against the wall, becoming aggravated from her futile attempts at getting Heero's attention. "That's the last part of our tour. You can have your choice of your accommodation." Quatre's said as he continued staring at Ryu~kisaki. "OOO!! OOO!!!!!! ME FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ryo- chan yelled as she hopped up and down still clinging to Wufei's arm. "No me first!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ryu~kisaki said as she ran around in circles and eventually ran into the wall Serenity was leaning on, "Hehe. Owwwww." At the same time Ryo-chan had started to run around too and she had ran into a VERY hard, VERY solid tree. "Why me???? WHY?!?!?!?!?!" Serenity cried into her hands. Check back soon!
~ R¥ü~k?§ak?
Note from Ryo-chan: Ryo-chan: HIYA!! I hope you liked it! NO FLAMES!! .or else.neene.!!! Wufei: What the hell does 'neene' mean?! Ryo-chan: ..I don't know! *BIG SMILE* *hug attack*
After she finished her.odd.song, everyone stared at her strangely wondering why she put them through such unholy treatments and torture. As they continued with the tour they noticed that the skies had darkened quite a bit. "What's going on?" Serenity asked to no one in particular. "THE GODS ARE MAD AT YOU FOR MAKING FUN OF MY SINGING AND NOT BELIEVING THAT WUFEI HAS THE BEST @$$!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SHALL PAY!! YAAAA- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" Ryo-chan yelled at the heavens and when she laughed a bolt of lightning and thunder struck behind her causing great effects. Backing away slowly everyone went silent as they watched her continual ranting and raving that started to scare even the little children. "OK.. Anyway what's next on the agenda?" Ryu~kisaki asked as she started to grow fearful of Quatre and their continual stares and at the same time Quatre was growing a little uncomfortable with Trowa's continual stares. "Look, where are we going to stay while we're here?" Serenity asked as she leaned against the wall, becoming aggravated from her futile attempts at getting Heero's attention. "That's the last part of our tour. You can have your choice of your accommodation." Quatre's said as he continued staring at Ryu~kisaki. "OOO!! OOO!!!!!! ME FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ryo- chan yelled as she hopped up and down still clinging to Wufei's arm. "No me first!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ryu~kisaki said as she ran around in circles and eventually ran into the wall Serenity was leaning on, "Hehe. Owwwww." At the same time Ryo-chan had started to run around too and she had ran into a VERY hard, VERY solid tree. "Why me???? WHY?!?!?!?!?!" Serenity cried into her hands. Check back soon!
~ R¥ü~k?§ak?
Note from Ryo-chan: Ryo-chan: HIYA!! I hope you liked it! NO FLAMES!! .or else.neene.!!! Wufei: What the hell does 'neene' mean?! Ryo-chan: ..I don't know! *BIG SMILE* *hug attack*
