Foreword: Well, I was in a hyper mood while trying to get through episode six, so I decided to stop for a short while and start producing bloopers. They go in order by episode, so they're fairly easy to follow. Hopefully, you've read Warp Series itself and know which scenes I'm talking about. =/
Also, footnote rules are in effect here, and all things in parenthesis in the dialogue parts are actions.
Enjoy!
***
Warp Series Extra NO. 02--
Season 01 Bloopers
[Episode 01]
Scene: Not long after the opening of the episode, Bill walks back to the lighthouse, reading a book. He's supposed to enter the lighthouse and get to the kitchen to put away the groceries, but...
Bill: (pushes open the door)
Union workers: (sitting on crates inside, obviously on a coffee break)*1*
Writer/Director/Producer, AKA Mai: Cut! Dammit, we're doing a scene here!
Union workers: Yeah? Well, we're takin' our coffee break here! Come back in an hour!
Bill: Fine by me! (tries to run off)
Mai: Oh, no, you don't! (grabs Bill by the arm as he passes by her)
~~~
Scene: Bill stumbles into the Time Capsule Beta, strikes his head against the back, and conks out.
Bill: (trips and falls into the TCB)
TCB: (tips backwards, hits the wall, and falls on its side)
Bill: (while still laying inside the TCB) ...Oops.
Mai: Cut! Isn't that thing anchored!?
Union workers: Oh right. Guess we forgot to do that before our break. o.o;
Mai: This is what you get for being cheap... -_-
~~~
[Episode 02]
Scene: In the barn, Bill realizes he's a bird and flies down to the ground. At least, he's SUPPOSED to...
Fearow: (pushes off of the loft, circles around... then flies toward the voice actor booth where Bill is standing and starts pecking at the window, obviously scaring the living hell out of Bill in the process)
Bill: KYAAAA! KEEP IT AWAY!! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY AND BEAUTIFUL, KEEP IT AWAY!!!
Ziggy: I just KNEW he was a chicken...
Bill: No, THAT'S a bloody chicken!*2* I HATE chickens!!
Ziggy: So THAT'S why he freaked out when we brought in the stuff from Kentucky Fried Chicken...
Mai: I wonder if he and Link*3* go to the same therapy group...?
~~~
Scene: The above scene, take two.
Fearow: (circling around the barn)
(Silence.)
Fearow: (runs into a wall) FEAROW! (continues circling, only to run into a second wall) FEAROW! (runs into a support beam, cracks it, and causes the whole set to collapse)
(Silence.)
Mai: CUT! Get the carpenters in here! (groans) Oh, this will cost us another grand...
~~~
Scene: At the end of the second episode, Bill makes fun of Ziggy's fears by programming a virtual Togepi to appear and chase Ziggy around. At least, that's what's supposed to happen...
Bill: You know, you're not the only sadist here.
Ziggy: What are you talking about?
Bill: (leans forward to type a few commands on the computer)
(The can-can part of "Men in Tights" from Robin Hood: Men in Tights*4* appears in the background of Ziggy's program window.)
Ziggy: (fake scream) Oh no! It's tens of pansies in green tights doing the can-can! I'm doomed!
Mai: (slaps her forehead) Dammit, Bill! I thought you said you knew what you were doing!
Bill: Well, I thought I did. I was trying to get to the part where Marian steps out of the bathtub and shows her chastity belt.
Mai: Geez, you're so perverted!
Bill: It's genetic. My father happens to be the same way.
Men in tights: (finishing up the cancan part of the song) La la la la la! We're men! We're men in tights...
Ziggy: ...Help...
~~~
Scene: At the VERY end of the episode, Lokov sits in his dark office after Bonnie and Clyde leave, looking at McKenzie's disc.
Loki: (in a raspy voice) I'll get you next time, Gadget! Next time...!
Mai: CUT! For the love of all things good! We're not doing Inspector Gadget!!
Bill: (dressed up in an Inspector Gadget getup) We're not!!?
~~~
[Episode 03]
Scene: Bill (inside Chansey) tries to teach Joy how to use Pokémon bandages by using one of Joy's Pokémon dolls.
Chansey: (wraps "Fluffy's" tail while guiding Joy)
(A few moments pass like this.)
Joy: (lifts her hands to show that Chansey had somehow wrapped her hands in the bandage too.
Chansey: CHAN! ^_^;
Mai: Cut! How in the name of all things good did you manage to do THAT!?
~~~
[Episode 04]
Scene: At the very end, Team Rocket manages to corner Bill in his own lighthouse.
(While the lights are out.)
Bill: Hey! Who's there? What's going on!?
(Lights turn on.)
Team Rocket: (surround Bill)
Butch and Cassidy: (grab his arms and hold them behind his back)
Bill: What do you-- (flinches) Butch, my arm doesn't go that way!
(CRACK!)
Butch: Whoops.
Mai: Cut! Butch, you're fired! Someone get the extras! Someone find a medic! And... (gags) Woah... I didn't know a person's arm could BEND like that!
Bill: (painfully) It's not supposed to... i_i
~~~
Scene: The above scene, only AFTER Bill's arm was "magically" healed. ^_^;
(Lights turn on.)
Union workers: (are having their coffee breaks all around the circle of Rockets)
Team Rocket and Bill: ... -_-;
Mai: CUT!
~~~
Scene: The scene above, take three.
(The lights turn on.)
The Masaki Fan Club: (surround Bill and smile with wide, expectant smiles)
Bill: Oh, crap! I'm in trouble...!!
Mai: CUT! How did the lot of you get in here!!?
The MFC: (in unison, with a proud tone) We bribed every guard on our way in.
Mai: (sighs) Go figure.
~~~
Scene: The above scene (a bit further in action, though), take four.
Bill: What do you want from me?
Bonnie: (steps in the circle and takes Bill by the chin) We just want a li'l info, sugar. Be a gentleman and tell a lady what she wants, m'kay?
Bill: I won't tell you anything. (wrenches himself away from Bonnie) I refuse to help Team Rocket.
Bonnie: Oh really? Then maybe this'll help, sugar! (dives forward, throws her arms around Bill, and starts to ravenously - yes, RAVENOUSLY - kiss him)
Mai: CUT! Bonnie! There's no kissing scene in here!
Bonnie: (stops, but keeps her arms around Bill) Dammit! All I want is a real gentleman! You don't know how many men I went through, just trying to find one!
Mai: (slaps her forehead) I didn't want to know that.
~~~
[Episode 05]
Scene: In Westwood Academy, a bunch of students are gathered around a bulletin board to see the grades they earned on the last exam.
Girl #1: (gasps loudly) AAAAAAHH!!! QUIT LOOKING UP MY SKIRT!!!
Boy #1: Heh heh...
Mai: CUT! Is everyone on this set perverted!!?
Bill, Ziggy, and Loki: (from somewhere offstage) Eh. Pretty much.
~~~
Scene: On the bridge, Tess leans over the rail and falls off.
Tess: (leans forward and flips over the rail)
(THUD!)
Tess: OW!! I thought you said someone would be down here to catch me!!
Mai: Cut! What the--!? (goes over to read a sign next to Tess)
Sign: On break. Love, Union workers.
Mai: Dammit!
~~~
Scene: The above scene, take two.
Tess: (muttering) I don't know about this... (leans over, nearly flips, but grabs young Bill's sleeve at the last minute and takes him with her)
(THUD!)
Tess: Hey! He caught me!
Young Bill: (sprawled out on the floor) Oww... o.o
Mai: (sighs) Cut...
~~~
Scene: When Bill shifts and meets Zero, she sings a little song to him to guide him to her lake.
Suicune: (running toward the lake)
Zero: (singing) I was half not whole/In step with none/Re-- (voice breaks and hits the wrong note)
Mai: (sighs) Cut!
Zero: (from another part of the set) Sorry!
~~~
Scene: Zero makes her way across the lake to Bill.
Zero: (walking through the water)
Suicune: (waits on the opposite shore)
Zero: (trips, falls, and submerges herself in water)
Mai: CUT!
Zero: (pokes her head up from the water) You know, it's really hard to move in here!
Mai: (sighs) Where do I find these people...?
~~~
Scene: Zero (finally) makes it over to Bill and greets him.
Zero: Contessa Loveland. You remember her--
Suicune: (gets up and walks away)
Mai: CUT! (waving her arms around like an anime-style lunatic) HEY, STUPID DOG! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO STAY PUT!!
Suicune: (snorts and continues out the door)
Mai: Hey! Isn't anyone supposed to go after it!?
Bill, Ziggy, and Loki: (in unison as they hold their left hands up in peace signs) Don't look at us!
Union workers: (all in unison) We're on our break.
Mai: (pulls her own hair) GAAAAAHHHH!!! (drops until she squats on the floor, drapes her left arm over her legs, buries her face in her knees, and draws a circle on the floor with her right index finger) Asprin please...
~~~
[Episode 07]
Scene: In the very beginning, Bill is fixing the door so that it can be operated by Ziggy. Ziggy tests the door and slams it on Bill's foot.
Bill: Alright, Ziggy! Try it now!
(Door slams.)
Bill: OW!!
Ziggy: Get away from the door, genius!
Bill: (hops away from the door a little, then slips and slides down the steps)
All: O.o;
Bill: I'm okay!
~~~
Scene: After Ziggy leaves Loki (who is in Bill's body) alone in the cellar, Loki races up the cellar stairs, needing a mirror.
Loki: (voice-over) Oh no! Don't tell me I'm in this dateless loser's body!
Mai: Cut! Hey! That's not how the line goes!
Ziggy: (walks in and stands beside Bill)
Loki: (in the voice actor's booth) Like I care! I'm seizing control of this show, and no one can stop me! BWAHAHAHA!!! (pauses) Fear me.*5*
Mai: .... o.o;
Ziggy: He blew off his therapy session with the studio psychiatrist again, didn't he?
Bill: Um... Yes.
~~~
[Episode 08]
Scene: Oracle explains (to Bill, in Vaporeon) how she could see Creampu-- er, Ziggy.
Oracle: I can see all shifters and watchers, so it isn't that hard to see something as big as Creampuff over there.
Ziggy: THAT'S IT!! (tackles Oracle and beats the living crap out of her)
Everyone else: .... O.O;
Bill: Uh... Mai? Shouldn't you be yelling "cut" right about now?
Mai: In a minute. There's a bet going around on who would win a fight like this, and I've got fifty bucks on Ziggy.
Bill: .... -_-
~~~
[Episode 10]
Scene: In the very beginning, Loki (inside Mewtwo) is about to blast Bill with a Psychic attack.
Mewtwo: (charges up, then quickly fires into a wall) HA HA! I shall not work for anyone! Doom to the lot of you! (proceeds to fly through the set wall and out an open door.
(Long pause.)
Mai: Uh... Cut?
~~~
[Extra 01]
Scene: Before every question, one of the three participating in this part (Mai, Ziggy, or Bill) pulled out a question to read.
(Ziggy, Mai, and Bill reach in the mail bag to pull out letters. Each person looks at their respective letter, then at each other.)
Ziggy: Mail bomb! (throws her letter forward and dives behind her chair)
Mai: Anthrax! (does the same thing)
Bill: Jury duty!*6* (does the same thing)
~~~
Scene: It's Ziggy's turn to pull out a question.
Ziggy: (pulls out a question from the mail bag, opens it, and reads it) Hey! It's a letter from the US Customs Bureau!*7* Sorry, Bill, but they want to deport you back to England.
Mai: NOOOOOO!! (clings to Bill and sobs on his shoulder)
Ziggy: Uh... It was just a joke.
Bill: Really!? (dejectedly) Damn...
~~~
Scene: Bill asks a question about Zero to Mai...
Bill: Mai, are you Zero? (narrows his eyes at Mai) If she is, I'd be violated and dead by now. Either that or still alive but in very, VERY deep trouble.
Mai: (in a dazed tone) Woo... Ziggy has my purple slippers...
Ziggy: I do not!
Bill: Um... Ziggy? I think she's high.*8*
Ziggy: Really? How can you tell?
Mai: (leans against Bill, obviously out of it) Wow... You're a pretty Skitty! Woah... That rhymes... Groovy...
Bill: See what I mean?
Ziggy: No, not really. Wasn't she like that before?
Mai: Heh heh...
Bill: (ignores both girls) What I'd like to know is how she got that way...
(In another part of the studio, a few minutes before)
Loki: Bwa ha ha ha ha! (empties a small bottle of a suspicious, psychadelic, white powder into Mai's Dr. Pepper) ...Doom.
(In the present, where the trio are.)
Ziggy: Hmm... I don't know, Bill.
Mai: (giggles, falls out of her chair, and bursts out laughing)
Bill and Ziggy: (look at Mai, then at each other) o.o;
***
And this, my friends, is the end of the bloopers section. Episodes six and nine are absent, however, for two very good reasons. Six ("In the Doghouse") was not done because I can't make light on that which is already funny, and let's face it, episode six was downright hilarious. (I'd hate to brag, but somehow, I've made myself laugh when I read through it again to find something to make into a blooper. ^_^;) Nine was never done because... Well, I couldn't come up with anything. o.o;
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Footnotes:
*1*: Just for the reccord, I have nothing against union workers. ^_^;
*2*: That's supposed to be a pun. Of COURSE we all know Fearow's not a chicken! It'd be a flippin' deformed one, if it were.
*3*: Legend of Zelda reference. Yes, the chickens are EVIL!!! ...And fun to use for target practice... XD
*4*: Eee hee hee hee... Mel Brooks is a bloody genius... XD
*5*: Joke involving Not Quite Heroes, a webcomic.
*6*: Though I must say I have nothing against the American judicial system (Well, nothing in general. o.o;), that's sadly not the only jury duty joke in my "Quirky Jokes of DOOM" arsenal... ^_^;
*7*: I honestly don't know if that's a real name of a US government bureau. o.o;
*8*: Remember, kids! Drugs are bad! Don't do drugs! Stay in school! *imitating Warren from Greg the Bunny, while singing* I'm a little teapot...!
Also, footnote rules are in effect here, and all things in parenthesis in the dialogue parts are actions.
Enjoy!
***
Warp Series Extra NO. 02--
Season 01 Bloopers
[Episode 01]
Scene: Not long after the opening of the episode, Bill walks back to the lighthouse, reading a book. He's supposed to enter the lighthouse and get to the kitchen to put away the groceries, but...
Bill: (pushes open the door)
Union workers: (sitting on crates inside, obviously on a coffee break)*1*
Writer/Director/Producer, AKA Mai: Cut! Dammit, we're doing a scene here!
Union workers: Yeah? Well, we're takin' our coffee break here! Come back in an hour!
Bill: Fine by me! (tries to run off)
Mai: Oh, no, you don't! (grabs Bill by the arm as he passes by her)
~~~
Scene: Bill stumbles into the Time Capsule Beta, strikes his head against the back, and conks out.
Bill: (trips and falls into the TCB)
TCB: (tips backwards, hits the wall, and falls on its side)
Bill: (while still laying inside the TCB) ...Oops.
Mai: Cut! Isn't that thing anchored!?
Union workers: Oh right. Guess we forgot to do that before our break. o.o;
Mai: This is what you get for being cheap... -_-
~~~
[Episode 02]
Scene: In the barn, Bill realizes he's a bird and flies down to the ground. At least, he's SUPPOSED to...
Fearow: (pushes off of the loft, circles around... then flies toward the voice actor booth where Bill is standing and starts pecking at the window, obviously scaring the living hell out of Bill in the process)
Bill: KYAAAA! KEEP IT AWAY!! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY AND BEAUTIFUL, KEEP IT AWAY!!!
Ziggy: I just KNEW he was a chicken...
Bill: No, THAT'S a bloody chicken!*2* I HATE chickens!!
Ziggy: So THAT'S why he freaked out when we brought in the stuff from Kentucky Fried Chicken...
Mai: I wonder if he and Link*3* go to the same therapy group...?
~~~
Scene: The above scene, take two.
Fearow: (circling around the barn)
(Silence.)
Fearow: (runs into a wall) FEAROW! (continues circling, only to run into a second wall) FEAROW! (runs into a support beam, cracks it, and causes the whole set to collapse)
(Silence.)
Mai: CUT! Get the carpenters in here! (groans) Oh, this will cost us another grand...
~~~
Scene: At the end of the second episode, Bill makes fun of Ziggy's fears by programming a virtual Togepi to appear and chase Ziggy around. At least, that's what's supposed to happen...
Bill: You know, you're not the only sadist here.
Ziggy: What are you talking about?
Bill: (leans forward to type a few commands on the computer)
(The can-can part of "Men in Tights" from Robin Hood: Men in Tights*4* appears in the background of Ziggy's program window.)
Ziggy: (fake scream) Oh no! It's tens of pansies in green tights doing the can-can! I'm doomed!
Mai: (slaps her forehead) Dammit, Bill! I thought you said you knew what you were doing!
Bill: Well, I thought I did. I was trying to get to the part where Marian steps out of the bathtub and shows her chastity belt.
Mai: Geez, you're so perverted!
Bill: It's genetic. My father happens to be the same way.
Men in tights: (finishing up the cancan part of the song) La la la la la! We're men! We're men in tights...
Ziggy: ...Help...
~~~
Scene: At the VERY end of the episode, Lokov sits in his dark office after Bonnie and Clyde leave, looking at McKenzie's disc.
Loki: (in a raspy voice) I'll get you next time, Gadget! Next time...!
Mai: CUT! For the love of all things good! We're not doing Inspector Gadget!!
Bill: (dressed up in an Inspector Gadget getup) We're not!!?
~~~
[Episode 03]
Scene: Bill (inside Chansey) tries to teach Joy how to use Pokémon bandages by using one of Joy's Pokémon dolls.
Chansey: (wraps "Fluffy's" tail while guiding Joy)
(A few moments pass like this.)
Joy: (lifts her hands to show that Chansey had somehow wrapped her hands in the bandage too.
Chansey: CHAN! ^_^;
Mai: Cut! How in the name of all things good did you manage to do THAT!?
~~~
[Episode 04]
Scene: At the very end, Team Rocket manages to corner Bill in his own lighthouse.
(While the lights are out.)
Bill: Hey! Who's there? What's going on!?
(Lights turn on.)
Team Rocket: (surround Bill)
Butch and Cassidy: (grab his arms and hold them behind his back)
Bill: What do you-- (flinches) Butch, my arm doesn't go that way!
(CRACK!)
Butch: Whoops.
Mai: Cut! Butch, you're fired! Someone get the extras! Someone find a medic! And... (gags) Woah... I didn't know a person's arm could BEND like that!
Bill: (painfully) It's not supposed to... i_i
~~~
Scene: The above scene, only AFTER Bill's arm was "magically" healed. ^_^;
(Lights turn on.)
Union workers: (are having their coffee breaks all around the circle of Rockets)
Team Rocket and Bill: ... -_-;
Mai: CUT!
~~~
Scene: The scene above, take three.
(The lights turn on.)
The Masaki Fan Club: (surround Bill and smile with wide, expectant smiles)
Bill: Oh, crap! I'm in trouble...!!
Mai: CUT! How did the lot of you get in here!!?
The MFC: (in unison, with a proud tone) We bribed every guard on our way in.
Mai: (sighs) Go figure.
~~~
Scene: The above scene (a bit further in action, though), take four.
Bill: What do you want from me?
Bonnie: (steps in the circle and takes Bill by the chin) We just want a li'l info, sugar. Be a gentleman and tell a lady what she wants, m'kay?
Bill: I won't tell you anything. (wrenches himself away from Bonnie) I refuse to help Team Rocket.
Bonnie: Oh really? Then maybe this'll help, sugar! (dives forward, throws her arms around Bill, and starts to ravenously - yes, RAVENOUSLY - kiss him)
Mai: CUT! Bonnie! There's no kissing scene in here!
Bonnie: (stops, but keeps her arms around Bill) Dammit! All I want is a real gentleman! You don't know how many men I went through, just trying to find one!
Mai: (slaps her forehead) I didn't want to know that.
~~~
[Episode 05]
Scene: In Westwood Academy, a bunch of students are gathered around a bulletin board to see the grades they earned on the last exam.
Girl #1: (gasps loudly) AAAAAAHH!!! QUIT LOOKING UP MY SKIRT!!!
Boy #1: Heh heh...
Mai: CUT! Is everyone on this set perverted!!?
Bill, Ziggy, and Loki: (from somewhere offstage) Eh. Pretty much.
~~~
Scene: On the bridge, Tess leans over the rail and falls off.
Tess: (leans forward and flips over the rail)
(THUD!)
Tess: OW!! I thought you said someone would be down here to catch me!!
Mai: Cut! What the--!? (goes over to read a sign next to Tess)
Sign: On break. Love, Union workers.
Mai: Dammit!
~~~
Scene: The above scene, take two.
Tess: (muttering) I don't know about this... (leans over, nearly flips, but grabs young Bill's sleeve at the last minute and takes him with her)
(THUD!)
Tess: Hey! He caught me!
Young Bill: (sprawled out on the floor) Oww... o.o
Mai: (sighs) Cut...
~~~
Scene: When Bill shifts and meets Zero, she sings a little song to him to guide him to her lake.
Suicune: (running toward the lake)
Zero: (singing) I was half not whole/In step with none/Re-- (voice breaks and hits the wrong note)
Mai: (sighs) Cut!
Zero: (from another part of the set) Sorry!
~~~
Scene: Zero makes her way across the lake to Bill.
Zero: (walking through the water)
Suicune: (waits on the opposite shore)
Zero: (trips, falls, and submerges herself in water)
Mai: CUT!
Zero: (pokes her head up from the water) You know, it's really hard to move in here!
Mai: (sighs) Where do I find these people...?
~~~
Scene: Zero (finally) makes it over to Bill and greets him.
Zero: Contessa Loveland. You remember her--
Suicune: (gets up and walks away)
Mai: CUT! (waving her arms around like an anime-style lunatic) HEY, STUPID DOG! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO STAY PUT!!
Suicune: (snorts and continues out the door)
Mai: Hey! Isn't anyone supposed to go after it!?
Bill, Ziggy, and Loki: (in unison as they hold their left hands up in peace signs) Don't look at us!
Union workers: (all in unison) We're on our break.
Mai: (pulls her own hair) GAAAAAHHHH!!! (drops until she squats on the floor, drapes her left arm over her legs, buries her face in her knees, and draws a circle on the floor with her right index finger) Asprin please...
~~~
[Episode 07]
Scene: In the very beginning, Bill is fixing the door so that it can be operated by Ziggy. Ziggy tests the door and slams it on Bill's foot.
Bill: Alright, Ziggy! Try it now!
(Door slams.)
Bill: OW!!
Ziggy: Get away from the door, genius!
Bill: (hops away from the door a little, then slips and slides down the steps)
All: O.o;
Bill: I'm okay!
~~~
Scene: After Ziggy leaves Loki (who is in Bill's body) alone in the cellar, Loki races up the cellar stairs, needing a mirror.
Loki: (voice-over) Oh no! Don't tell me I'm in this dateless loser's body!
Mai: Cut! Hey! That's not how the line goes!
Ziggy: (walks in and stands beside Bill)
Loki: (in the voice actor's booth) Like I care! I'm seizing control of this show, and no one can stop me! BWAHAHAHA!!! (pauses) Fear me.*5*
Mai: .... o.o;
Ziggy: He blew off his therapy session with the studio psychiatrist again, didn't he?
Bill: Um... Yes.
~~~
[Episode 08]
Scene: Oracle explains (to Bill, in Vaporeon) how she could see Creampu-- er, Ziggy.
Oracle: I can see all shifters and watchers, so it isn't that hard to see something as big as Creampuff over there.
Ziggy: THAT'S IT!! (tackles Oracle and beats the living crap out of her)
Everyone else: .... O.O;
Bill: Uh... Mai? Shouldn't you be yelling "cut" right about now?
Mai: In a minute. There's a bet going around on who would win a fight like this, and I've got fifty bucks on Ziggy.
Bill: .... -_-
~~~
[Episode 10]
Scene: In the very beginning, Loki (inside Mewtwo) is about to blast Bill with a Psychic attack.
Mewtwo: (charges up, then quickly fires into a wall) HA HA! I shall not work for anyone! Doom to the lot of you! (proceeds to fly through the set wall and out an open door.
(Long pause.)
Mai: Uh... Cut?
~~~
[Extra 01]
Scene: Before every question, one of the three participating in this part (Mai, Ziggy, or Bill) pulled out a question to read.
(Ziggy, Mai, and Bill reach in the mail bag to pull out letters. Each person looks at their respective letter, then at each other.)
Ziggy: Mail bomb! (throws her letter forward and dives behind her chair)
Mai: Anthrax! (does the same thing)
Bill: Jury duty!*6* (does the same thing)
~~~
Scene: It's Ziggy's turn to pull out a question.
Ziggy: (pulls out a question from the mail bag, opens it, and reads it) Hey! It's a letter from the US Customs Bureau!*7* Sorry, Bill, but they want to deport you back to England.
Mai: NOOOOOO!! (clings to Bill and sobs on his shoulder)
Ziggy: Uh... It was just a joke.
Bill: Really!? (dejectedly) Damn...
~~~
Scene: Bill asks a question about Zero to Mai...
Bill: Mai, are you Zero? (narrows his eyes at Mai) If she is, I'd be violated and dead by now. Either that or still alive but in very, VERY deep trouble.
Mai: (in a dazed tone) Woo... Ziggy has my purple slippers...
Ziggy: I do not!
Bill: Um... Ziggy? I think she's high.*8*
Ziggy: Really? How can you tell?
Mai: (leans against Bill, obviously out of it) Wow... You're a pretty Skitty! Woah... That rhymes... Groovy...
Bill: See what I mean?
Ziggy: No, not really. Wasn't she like that before?
Mai: Heh heh...
Bill: (ignores both girls) What I'd like to know is how she got that way...
(In another part of the studio, a few minutes before)
Loki: Bwa ha ha ha ha! (empties a small bottle of a suspicious, psychadelic, white powder into Mai's Dr. Pepper) ...Doom.
(In the present, where the trio are.)
Ziggy: Hmm... I don't know, Bill.
Mai: (giggles, falls out of her chair, and bursts out laughing)
Bill and Ziggy: (look at Mai, then at each other) o.o;
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And this, my friends, is the end of the bloopers section. Episodes six and nine are absent, however, for two very good reasons. Six ("In the Doghouse") was not done because I can't make light on that which is already funny, and let's face it, episode six was downright hilarious. (I'd hate to brag, but somehow, I've made myself laugh when I read through it again to find something to make into a blooper. ^_^;) Nine was never done because... Well, I couldn't come up with anything. o.o;
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Footnotes:
*1*: Just for the reccord, I have nothing against union workers. ^_^;
*2*: That's supposed to be a pun. Of COURSE we all know Fearow's not a chicken! It'd be a flippin' deformed one, if it were.
*3*: Legend of Zelda reference. Yes, the chickens are EVIL!!! ...And fun to use for target practice... XD
*4*: Eee hee hee hee... Mel Brooks is a bloody genius... XD
*5*: Joke involving Not Quite Heroes, a webcomic.
*6*: Though I must say I have nothing against the American judicial system (Well, nothing in general. o.o;), that's sadly not the only jury duty joke in my "Quirky Jokes of DOOM" arsenal... ^_^;
*7*: I honestly don't know if that's a real name of a US government bureau. o.o;
*8*: Remember, kids! Drugs are bad! Don't do drugs! Stay in school! *imitating Warren from Greg the Bunny, while singing* I'm a little teapot...!
