The Real Series of Unfortunate Events

Ch.3 The Good News and the Bad News

Heya, how's everyone doing? I'm back again. Thanks for all the reviews! Okay I'll try to make this one long, you know get a lot done in it. Hopefully you will all like it. Byez.

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Ch. 3 The Good News and the Bad News

At the sound of Kagome's scream, Inuyasha instinctively ran towards the door, his protective mode kicking in. Without hesitation he opened the door and slammed it shut behind him. As the door slammed shut Inuyasha picked up a weird cracking noise, but was to preoccupied to investigate further, preparing to attack something that wasn't there.

"What is it Kagome." Inuyasha said running up to be beside of her. As he ran towards the tub he quickly observed Kagome's soaking naked body, almost letting out a sigh. Said sigh didn't escape his lips due to the angry face he raised his eyes to look upon.

"SIT!" Kagome yelled before Inuyasha could take any more glimpses at her. She covered herself up as he started to tear his body from the ground.

"Damn it I don't know why I bother, why did you scream wench?" Inuyasha half-yelled as he turned away from his bathing companion.

"There was a spider in the corner of the tub, but it's gone now." Kagome noted as she began to relax once again in the warm water. She trusted Inuyasha not to turn around, and to just leave without looking back.

Inuyasha headed towards the door, listening to every movement that took place from behind him, savoring the sound of the water hitting her body and the smell of the overpowering hair gels. Inuyasha groped the door handle, he turned it, then pulled. The door wouldn't budge. Starting to feel agitated he pulled harder, but not enough to break the door. The door still didn't move. He looked at it in amazement.

'How could a stupid block of wood stay in place after that?' Inuyasha thought. He decided to try one more time but didn't want to pull to hard for fear he'd break Kagome's door and never get off the ground from all the sits. This time gripping with both hands, he pulled harder. Much to his dismay (and Kagome's) his fingers only managed to lock the door before he pulled the knob off. He starred at the unholy object still in his hands as a low growl escaped his lips.

Kagome, in her own little world while she washed the rest of her body, didn't notice the scene that had just happened only a few feet away from her. She looked up when she heard a growl.

"Inuyasha, what are you doing? Why haven't you left? I'm not done yet." Said a very worn out and confused Kagome. 'Why was he growling I guess that's never good.' She sat there patiently still wondering what had happened.

"Umm, Kagome, I have good news and bad news." Inuyasha said monotonously (AN: I love that word) still turned around facing the ominous door.

"Okay, bad news first." She said as she began to cover herself up again, not knowing what he was going to do or say.

"Well, I think there is something wrong with your door." He said as he held up the doorknob just above his shoulder.

"Oh no, Inuyasha I don't know how to fix that! Okay, what is the good news?" She questioned hoping he knew a way out of their predicament.

"Well the good news is that that is about it for the bad news." Lowering the knob from its current position he threw it onto the floor. He sat down doggy style in front of the door, starring at it menacingly like it was an evil creature about to strike.

Kagome sighed (AN: Whoa there is a whole lot of sighing goin on, oh well sighing is cool) and pulled the curtain across the metal bar above the bathtub so that she could finish her bath.

"Inuyasha, could you grab me a towel out from below the sink?" Kagome asked as she rinsed off her body one last time and drained her dirty water.
Inuyasha obliged and carefully pulled open the cabinet doors not wanting another episode of broken doorknobs. He moved the things around searching every space available in the tiny area. Still sitting in front of the open cabinet he looked toward the shower curtain Kagome was conveniently behind.

"Okay, good news or bad news?" He said again slightly sarcastically, still staring at the curtain as if it were Kagome.

Kagome stood up as her bath water nearly gone. 'What now? I don't if I can handle anymore bad news.' She thought. She stuck her head out from behind the curtain to look at the person speaking to her.

"Uh, I guess good news first." She locked eyes with him as he started to smile at her. Said smile made her shudder. 'What is going on is he toying with me? If he is he'll live to regret it.' She thought as she waited patiently for his reply.

"Good news. good news. oh, well you have a lovely cabinet, uh, and it's roomy too." He said still smiling at her.

"That's it? Okay, I know I'm going to regret this but what is the bad news?" She questioned starting to get annoyed by the hanyou.

"Well, the bad news is that that is just about it for the good news, oh, and that there aren't any towels under here." Inuyasha noted starting to back away as he studied the look of rage on Kagome's face.

"Stop messing with me, SIT!" She yelled angry at the fact that he 'might' have been toying with her and that he might be telling the truth. Either way she was furious.

Inuyasha pulled himself out of the dents he made on the floor muttering many obscenities. He stomped over to Kagome and starred her right in the face.

"I'm not lying there aren't any towels. Now, CALM DOWN BITCH! Inuyasha yelled not even blinking, as he looked her straight in the face. Once he was finished with his stare down he tromped over to the other side of the room and leaned into the corner.

"I'm sorry Inuyasha I should have believed you, hey, wait a minute! SIT!" She yelled when she realized what he had just said to her.

"My name is K-A-G-O-M-E! I don't appreciate the names, thank you very much. She yelled starting feel better as she shouted back at him.

"I don't have my old clothes or anything to change into. I'm guessing Sota took the last of the towels. What am I supposed to do?" She asked leaning against the now cold tile of her bathtub. She looked down waiting for a response, truly not liking her predicament.

Getting off the floor he pulled off his outer robes and threw them over the top of the curtain hearing Kagome yelp in surprise.

"Here take my robes, dress back there and you'll be fine." He stated proudly at his selflessness standing in front of the shower in his beige/white under robes.

"Okay." She said thinking it was pretty smart for him to think of this in such a trivial time. After she finished putting on his clothes she pulled the curtain across exposing the hanyou sitting in the corner starring at her.

"You should bath while were in here." She stated walking to the mirror beginning to ring out her hair.

"Why what are you my wet nurse?" He asked bluntly.

"No, but I can smell you from here and I don't have your nose."

"Feh, let's get this over with." He said not wanting to push the stressed out teen. Walking toward the tub he pulled down one of the sleeves of his clothing and began to pull off the rest. Kagome realizing what he was doing hit him upside the head with the hairbrush she was using and pointed toward the shower. She turned around as he walked toward the shower. She began to brush her hair again as she mumbled something about, stupid hanyous and modesty.

"Hey I heard that and I'm not stupid"

"Sorry Inuyasha, just undress behind the curtain and take your bath." She said once again feeling the tinge of pain in her forehead. Inuyasha feh'd and went behind the curtain to prepare for his bath. He pulled off his under robes and flung them over the top of the shower curtain, once again aiming with his unique senses (well for the human world) and having his clothes land on Kagome.

"Ack!" She screamed as she felt something land on top of the head she was currently brushing. Behind the curtain Inuyasha just smirked at his perfect hit. She just glared at the shower curtain and peeled his clothes off her head, then continued to brush her hair.

"What's this, AHH?!" Inuyasha yelped backing toward the back of the tub.
It's longer than my other Ch. but still prob. not as long as it could be, and hate to leave you like this, wait a minute no I don't. Bwhahahaha!! Anyway tomorrow is my first day of school (Just moved to PA) and I gots to go to bed early, *clears throat*, earlier. Well thanks again for reading and wish me good luck for tomorrow, hopefully I won't need it! Well. this is Kelly signing off. Bye. -Kelly