Disclaimer: ROAR!!!! Do I have to write this EVERYTIME????? I don't own Zelda -_- BLAH :P

HAHA! If you don't remember what happened, then go review the 1st chapter class. THEN YOU NEED TO DO MATH PROBLEMS!!! MWAHAHAHA!

To Shino: No, everyone is not a guy. Mel (Which is me), Raven, and Sara are all girls. James and Adam are guys. Yep. Another thing, I was ABOUT to put swearing in it cause in real life, Raven swears, a lot. But then I was like "THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!" So I didn't.

Chapter 2: So, does this mean we save Hyrule? Right? RIGHT????

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Mel: *runs in* WHOO!!

James: Dang Mel, you sound like Katy.

Mel: I DO NOT!! KATY HAS A WEIRD VOICE!!! Not like mine *sticks tongue out*

Link: Why are you so happy?

Mel: WE GET TO SEE THE PRINCESS!! ^__^

Raven: So what? She's a princess.

Mel: Yeah, you're right. OH! MAYBE SHE"LL HAVE TOAST!!!

Adam: OR PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY!!!

James: What? Your hungry?

Mel: No. WHY?????

James: never mind…

Adam: Maybe she'll a DVD player!!!

Everyone: A DVD PLAYER??? O_O

Link: What's a DVD player?

Mel: WHAT?? ONLY THE MOST BEST THING IN THE WORLD!!! I wanna watch Ghost Ship…

Link: Oh.

Raven: Or we gonna go or wait for Christmas?

Mel: I WANNA WAIT FOR CHRISTMAS!!! O_O

Adam: Yeah, to get all those neat presents!!! O_O

Raven: Well, tuff, we're going…NOW!!!

*So, to make this short, we all get past the guards, and up the wall.*

Mel: OH! PRETTY ROCK!! O_O

Adam: Maybe it can talk!

Rock: Yeah, Maybe I can!

Everyone: *gasp*

Rock: OH! WOOPS! Ummmmmm, ROCK!

Everyone:…

Rock: ROCK!! *whispers* just go and pretend nothing happened*

Mel: Oh, okay. *winks*

Everyone: *walks away and jumps down into the river*

Mel: YAY!! A SWIMMING POOL!!! ^__^

Raven: I WASN'T PLANNING ON GETTING WET!!!

James: Oh come on, a lot more things are gonna get done to you then getting wet.

Adam: Yeah, like, catching on fire…turning into a Popsicle.

Mel: OMG!! NAVI'S QUIET!!!

Everyone: *awe* O_O (a/n: WOW!! LOK AT THAT!!!! Maybe I wanted her to be quiet. Or maybe I didn't develop her personality yet. Or maybe I just FORGOT her. Yeah, I did

forget her -_-; woops)

Navi: Well, so I was!!

Mel: OHH!!! NEAT-O!! A fairy glow O_O

Navi: Uh huh…

*Everyone goes all the way to the side castle door, you know, where Talon is sleeping and all those milk cartons are.*

Mel: WOOPS!!!

Link: What you mean "woops?"

Adam: Ummmmmm, how would you feel if we told you that we forgot to do something?

Link: Like an idiot.

Mel: Well, start feeling like an idiot, cause we forgot something.

Link: Oh, dang *feels like an idiot*

James: Wow Link, you look like an idiot.

Link: *looks even more like an idiot*

Navi: WOW! You think like an idiot too!! O_O

*Malon runs in*

Malon: YOU IDIOTS!!!!!

Everyone: O_O

Malon: YOU FORGOT THE CHICKEN!!! *throws the chicken at them and runs off*

James: Dang that was ironic.

Navi: I knew we forgot something! I just knew it! You should have been more responsible, like me! *sticks tounge out*

Mel: Well, now that's covered. WE GOT A CHICKEN!!! WE GOT A CHICKEN!!! *dances while waving it in the air*

*Chicken crows and wakes up Talon*

Talon: WHA????? *looks at Mel and her dance* OH FOR THE LOVE OF CHOCOLATE PIE!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING????? MY EYES!!! THEY BURN!!!

Mel: HEY!!!! I'm not ugly!!!!

Adam: Yeah, Mel's a beautiful person *nods*

Talon: I didn't say that. Your pretty. Just, for the love of God, STOP IT!!!

Mel: *stops dancing* OKAY!!!! *walks over to Adam* YOUR SO CUTE!! ^__^ *hugs him and kisses him*

Adam: ^__^ Yay!

Raven: Anyways, do you know what you forgot?

Talon: …noooooooo…

James: That's so sad.

Sara: What kind of a person will forget their own daughter????

Talon: OMG!!! MALON!!! *does that weird running away thing…he looks weird :P*

Adam: Wow, he runs like…LIKE A PENGUIN!!! O_O

Mel: FUNNY YOU SHOULD MENTION THAT!!!!! I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING!!!!

Adam: Wow, we should send him to like…The tap dancing penguins!!! Or something like that!!

Raven: are we gonna go???

Sara: I wanna get this OVER with!!!

Mel: Why are you always the one to make us go????

Raven: CAUSE I DON'T WANNA MISS BUFFY!!! *cries*

Everyone: o___O;;

Raven: I mean, the Sock-puppet show!

Everyone: Ohhhh! Okay!!

*Link, desperately, moves the milk crates to the steps, so we can jump to the little hole*

Mel: COME ON LINK!!!! YOU CAN DO IT!!!

Link: I'm going…I THINK IT"S MOVING!!!

Adam: Omg, I think a centimeter O_O

Everyone: WHOOOOOOOO!!! *party poppers go off*

*After a looooooooooooong time of Link moving the crates to the one spot, which took hours, we all finally went into the hole.*

Mel: It's a hole ^__^

Adam: Yeah. ^__^

Mel: It's pretty ^__^

Raven: Whatever your on, give it to me!

Mel: NO!

Raven: GIMMIE!!

Mel: Okay, fine. You won *While in slow motion, she puts her hand in her pocket, and pulls out…*

Raven: A QUARTER?!?!

Mel: YEAH!!! Isn't it shiny?!?!

Adam: NOW WE CAN BUY THAT BOAT YOU ALWAYS WANTED!!!

Mel: Yep ^__^ *looks at her quarter proudly and puts it back in her pocket*

Raven: Okay…that was an awkward situation…

Mel: why?

Raven: Because…never mind -_-

Mel: OMG!! YOU THOUGHT I HAD…*shifty eyes*…STUFF?!?!

Raven: Wellll…

Mel: SHAME ON YOU!!!!

Raven: *looks ashamed*

Mel: You should have known that if I had a cookie I would have shared it with everybody ^__^

Everyone: *anime fall*

Mel: WOW!! O_O doesn't that hurt???

Adam: Well, if you fall the wrong way!

James: It hurt for me!

Adam: That's because you fell wrong! ^__^

*Okay, so I don't have to look up on some walk through which guard goes first in the obstacle, I'll just do this! They all went by the guards and is about to see Zelda*

Zelda: Oh! *turns around dramatically*

Mel: *making sound effects* ch ch ch ch ch ch. Ch ch chhh ch ch.

Zelda: Oh, how did you get past the guards?

Adam: OKAY CUT! I'm Adam, this is Mel *Mel's hand shoots in the air*, that's Sara *Save smiles* that's Raven *Raven waves* and that's James *James also waves* and to get this

all sorted out, yes, Link is the boy in your dreams, and he does have the green shiny emerald.

Zelda: Oh. Well then let me tell you the story. It all began…

Mel: *thinking* Jeesh, will she stop talking? She's like a thing…that wont shut up! She just goes on and on and on and…Hey, what was I thinking? Hee hee. Shiny quarter :P I wonder

what will happen if it gets thrown offa Death Mountain. Man, do I like pie. Especially pies, with chocolate in them. Omg, I wonder how Adam can take all this blabbering. He must be like a super person or something…

Adam: *thinking* Will she ever shut up? I heard this story ten billion times before! I wonder if she knows Bigfoot. Then that'll be a story to tell. Omg, she probably has him in a cage,

with no water or food *out loud* WE'LL SAVE YOU BIGFOOT!!!

Everyone:…

Mel: THAT'S A GOOD IDEA!! FIGHT THE POWER!! HUMAN CHAIN!!! *just stands there*

Adam: *joins hands with Mel* FREE BIGFOOT!!!

Mel: Let's sing a song! ^__^

Everyone: O_O;;

Raven: Okay…so, all we have to do is collect the shiny stones from Death Mountain and from the Zora's?

Mel: OB-VI-OUS-LY!! Where were you when I was playing the game????? Didn't you watch???

Link: What game?

Everyone: O.O

Mel: *gasp* *covers mouth*

Raven: *thinking quickly* YEAH! I WAS IN THE OTHER ROOM WHEN YOU WERE PLAYING CHECKERS WITH ADAM!!! *wink**wink*

Mel:…Have you gone- OH!! YEAH!!! NOW I REMEMBER!! WHEN I WAS PLAYING THE GAME, WHICH WAS CHECKERS, YOU WERE IN THE OTHER ROOM!!

YOU POSSIBLY COULDN'T HAVE BEEN THERE WATCHING ME!! HEH HEH!! *wink**wink*

Raven: *slaps forehead* -_-;

Link: OHH! Now I see!

Adam: See what? Tap dancing penguins? WHERE???

Link: no…I see your point.

Adam: Oh.

Raven: Guess what Mel?

Mel: *looks up from eating a cookie**hides the cookie behind her* What? I don't have a cookie. Nope….If I did then it wouldn't taste good.

Sara: *gasp* Where did you get that cookie?

Mel:…*looks around* Ummmmmm, from the sky?

Raven: …anyways. We get to play with bombs soon ^__^

Mel: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

*Everyone runs off, but was stopped by impa*

Impa: I am Impa, Zelda body guard and nanny. She told me about the dream, and about you. If you're going to go on a journey, then I think this will come in handy. I sang this to Zelda

for her to go to sleep every night.

Sara: *rolls eyes* Here we go…

*Both of them play Zelda's Lullaby*

Info box: You have learned Zelda's Lullaby.

Zelda: HEY! How does it appear??? O_O

Everyone: I dunno.

Impa: You can't pass the guards by yourself.

Mel: OH YEAH?! WE DID IT ONCE! WE CAN DO IT AGAIN!! ARE YOU WITH ME?!?!

*silence* *A cough is heard*

Impa: Anyways, I'll help you get out.

*There suddenly outside of the market where they all started out from*

Impa: Theres Death Mountain *points* Theres also a nice village there. The people are nice there. Good-bye. *Throws a duku nut and she disappears in a flash*

Mel: I WANNA DO THAT!!!! O_O

Raven: But bombing things are better!!! ^__^

Mel: ^__^ yeah

*They all run towards Death Mountain, instead of James. He had to sneeze, THEN started running*

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SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…HOW DID YOU LIKE IT?!?! ^__^ I can't believe I finished this in one day O_O amazing. Maybe the next chapter will be longer.

Yeah, I think it will be. BTW, If you have an idea you want me to use in my fic then you can ^__^ And of course credit will be given to you if I decide to use it. All this school and friends -_-, hard to keep up with and I'm probably developing authors block, probably wont get it till after a couple of chappys, but when I do, then those ideas will come in handy. PLEASE R&R!! ^__^