Disclaimer: Yet again, I don't own Zelda. Yada yada.
Authors note: Please excuse this one -_- I'm REALLY upset so if it's just BLAH and stuff, then write so on a review and I'll rewrite this in a next chapter. But, who knows? Maybe it will be good. But maybe it wont o.O
Chapter 3: Who wouldn't have known a bomb can burn that big?
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Mel: *runs into the guard in front of Kakariko Village* OH HEY MR. GUARD PERSON!! WANT A COOKIE?!?!
Adam: *pulls Mel off of the guard* Dang, be careful, luv. ^__^
Mel: OKAY! ^__^ WEEEEEEEEEEE!!! *runs around in a circle, arms out stretched like an airplane* o.O
Raven: MEL! STOP! YOUR EMBARASSING ME!!!!
Link: Is she always like this?
Adam: When she's sleeping she's quiet…I think.
Sara: Nope. Not even quiet in her sleep -_-;
James: Wow O.O
Boss (a/n: You know, the person in the blue jacket who's the boss of all the ppl running around?): WILL YOU TELL THAT GIRL TO SHUT UP?!?!
Raven: *trips Mel* There. She's quiet!
Boss: Thank you *walks away*
Mel: What was that for?! YOU- ummm…MIMP!!!
Adam: What's a mimp?
Mel: She's a mimp *points to Raven*
Raven: I'm not a mimp!
Mel: Yes you are!
Raven: No I'm not!
Mel: Yes!
Raven: No!
Mel: Yes!
Raven: No!
Mel: Yes!
Raven: No!
Mel: Yes!
Raven: No!
Mel: Yes!
Raven: No!
Mel: Yes!
Raven: No!
Mel: Yes!
Raven: No!
Mel: YES! WAIT!! Where did they go?
*Raven and Mel look up to find, that everyone else already went up*
Mel: HEY!!!! *runs to catch up*
Raven: *gasp* THAT'S NOT FAIR!! *also runs*
*At the entrance to Death Mountain*
Adam: Soooo…Can we pass?
Guard: NO! WHO DO YOU THINK I AM?! HUH?! WHO?!?!
Everyone: o.O
Link: hmmmmmm…I wonder what will help
Guard: NUTTIN!! NUTTIN I SAY!!
Everyone: o.O
*Mel and Raven catch up*
Raven: We can't get through???
Adam: Nope.
Mel: I KNOW!! *reaches into Link's pocket*
Link: HEY!!!!!
Mel: *pulls out a card from Zelda* THIS WILL DO!!! *Gives it to the guard*
Guard: OH FOOK!! YOU GET TO GO!!! AND-BWAHAHAHA!! YOU?!?! YOUR GONNA SAVE HYRULE?!?! OKAY! FINE!! I'LL "play" ALONG WITH THIS LITTLE GAME! *Opens up the gate* BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Mel: Dang, what's up with him?
Adam: He has a laughing problem.
Mel: Maybe there's laughing gas loose!! O.O
SFX: DUN DUN DUN!!!
*Everyone turns around to see, that there is a laughing gas holder thing spitting out laughing gas*
Mel: well, that's solves it!
*everyone runs up to Death Mountain. HEY! We didn't get laughing gas :D*
*At Death Mountain*
Mel: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! *smacks into a boulder* @_@
Adam: OMG! Mel, are you okay????? *picks her up*
Mel: @_@ Hello giant worm
Adam: I don't think she's okay, lets set her in the Goron place.
Mel: *jumps outta Adam's arms* I'M OKAY!! SEE!! *does a dance*
Adam: SHE'S OKAY!!! ^__^ *hugs*
Mel: awwww ^__^ I missed you too ^__^ *hugs back and kisses him*
Adam: ^__^
Mel: Just don't take me to the rock people O.O evilness…
Adam: Whatever you say *probably doesn't want to go there either* O.O
Raven: Then, how are we gonna get the bracelet?
Link: WHAT BRACELET?! O.O
Mel: The one for you…It's a pretty bracelet ^__^
Link: NOOOO!!!
Mel: YESSS!!!!
Link: No! *cries*
Mel: Wow! O.O your freaky….
*After looooong hours of rolling Link to the Goron place thingy, he finally calmed down…kinda*
Link: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT GOING AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY'RE FREAKY!!!! THEY'RE EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVILLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mel: Well, you can't blame him…
James: The poor kid…he'll have nightmares for life.
Sara: Forget about nightmares! He'll have scars for life!!
Adam: I think he's okay!! He's rolling by himself now! ^__^
*Everyone looks down to see that he is rolling and rolling…right down the stairs*
Everyone: OMG!!!! O.O *runs after Link*
*Downstairs in the Goron place*
Sara: at least he made it down safely ^_^;
Mel: He did? Then who was that person who fell down three stories? O__o
Adam: ummmmm, you don't wanna know…
Mel: WHO?! AL GORE?!?! AHHHH!! THE HORROR!! O.O
James: It was...your quarter.
Mel: WHAT?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Raven: Jeesh, it was just a quarter.
Mel: yeah, you're right. *Walks through the door proud*
Everyone: o__O okay…*walks through*
Mel: Wow! O.o He's like a statue!
Adam: *pokes*
Darunia: *grunts*
Mel: *jumps*AHHHHH! O.O
Darunia: What are you doing here?
Link: Ummmm, can we have the Goron Ruby?
Darunia: No.
Link: *whispers* how do we get it?
Mel: *gasp* DID YOU GET SARIA'S SONG??? O.o
Link: No.
Everyone: *gasp* O.O
Mel: WE DID ALL THAT FOR NOTHING?!?! *cries*
Link: oh wait, yes I do.
Everyone: *blink**blink*
Mel:…how? O.o
Link: Before I left.
Everyone:…oh.
Adam: Don't scare us like that again! O.O
Link: Nah, it's funny.
Mel: Well, play the song slowpoker!!
Link: *plays the song*
Darunia: That song…*dances* What a hot beat ^__^ YEAH!!!
Everyone: O.O *backs away*
Darunia: *stops dancing* So you want it, eh? Well your not going too. The only way that will happen is if you prove yourself a man *looks proud*
Everyone: o__O;;
Link: ummmm…
Darunia: to do that, open up Dodongo's cavern and beat the evil that is inside it. An evil man, by the name of Ganondorf, wanted that ruby so bad he closed up the one place where we have our food supply. You do that and I will give you the ruby. Here, take this. It might help you on your journey *Gives him the Goron bracelet*
Link: *puts it on*…I feel…nothing
Mel: Good! ^__^ We can go on then! ^__^
James: Now we have to go all the way back -_-
Mel: No we don't! ^__^
Sara: *gets the point* Uh oh…
*Everyone is now in front of the rock*
Mel: *falls* WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! ^__^*lands*
Everyone: o.O
Adam: I can't believe you made us jump off the cliff o.o
Raven: How did she get us to do it anyway????
Adam: ah, she's convincing.
Mel: YAY! ^__^ Now Link has to climb back up and blow up the rock ^__^
Link: WHAT??????? WHY DID YOU MADE ME JUMP OFF FOR THEN?!?! O.O
Mel: Because It's funny.
Link: -_-; *goes back up*
Mel: Sits down* Du du du du du ^__^
Adam: *sits next to Mel* ^__^
Mel: YAY! *hugs Adam*
Adam: ^__^;
Raven: o.O
*All of a sudden the rock blows up*
Everyone: WHOO!!!!
Link: *falls* OWWWWWWWWWW!!! :(
Mel: COME ON!!! We're gonna get weapons soon ^__^
Adam: REALLY???
Mel: Well, we can't play the game without weapons…
Adam: YAY! ^_^
Mel: ^__^ We're gonna get swords!
*Everyone runs inside*
Everyone: *inside Dodongo's cavern* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *stops*
Link: so, what do we do???
Mel: Figure it out!!!!
Link: But you know!!!
Everyone: *whistles*
Link: Your helpful -_-
*2 hours later*
Link: UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM…..
Mel: OH SHUT UP!!!!!!
Adam: *wakes up* Huh? Oh, we haven't gone yet.
Mel: He wont figure it out! O.O
Adam:…Dang o.o your slow, Link.
Link: I am not! Oh wait, do we use these…
Everyone: *gasp*
Link:…rocks?
Everyone: *anime fall*
Links: …bombs????
Everyone: YAY!!! ^__^ *party poppers go off*
Link: How did you get those??? O.O
Mel: Get what????
Link: Party poppers.
Sara: Ummmmm, from the sky?
Link:…That's…So cool ^__^
Everyone: ^__^
Link: So, I blow it up?
Mel: I thought you pointed that out o.o
Link: Oh yeah. *blows it up*
*Theres that dramatic look over Dodongo's Cavern*
Mel: I hate that! o.O
Adam: Me too. It makes you dizzy.
Raven: o.O
*Everyone runs in*
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Ha ha ^_^; sorry for the short chapter ^_^; I just don't want to go into the Dodongo's Cavern till the 4th chapter -_-; and I need to find out how I'll do it. Sorry for the long wait. I had school work, then I was sick o.O Well, Yeah, I know this one isn't the best chapter, but I'm kinda sad now :( The next chapter will be good! I promise!!!! Oh! And thank-you for all the nice reviews ^__^ If I didn't have this many, then I'll probably would have stopped ^_^; Expect more from me in the future!
