A Very Gundam Christmas chapter Three.
Dedicated to: Ashkara(for letting us get away with the longest pause in a fic known to man), Starlit Artemis (you rock!), Tom (Camille's boyfriend, everyone cheer for Tom!),Alain and April (who are going through a rough spot) ad anyone else, please forgive us, we are truly aorry and should be tackled by Bucky.
Authors' notes: Hi! Lindsey here!First off, sorry for the long wait but SOMEONE *glares at Camille* had to get sucked into the Army for a month. Now onto business. What should we do to Relena?
A. Kill her now losers!!!!
B. Emotionally fillet her bony ass.
C. Leave her out alltogether.
or
D. Make her do a celebrity deathmatch with anyone who leaves us a nice review.
*big puppy-dog eyes* Let us know which one you guys want to see. Please? Don't leave us hangin' or we'll send our shoulder devils after you, not to mention Bradley, Stanley, the leprechaun who lives in my toaster, The Wounded Wallabys that are almost healed, and Bob the Killer Tomato. Pick your poison.
Camille: Disturbing things will be bought at the Mall. The next chapter will follow this one quickly.
Where we left off...
And with that said, the Pilots headed into the Mall.
"What the HELL is going on here?!" yelled Heero over the noise of mobs of children shrieking about "Santa!" and brats crying over toys not bought in store windows, and parents popping prozac like Pez.
"This, my friend," Duo announced, slinging an arm over Heero's shoulders, "is called Christmas shopping."
"Gods, protect me from the evil little ankle-biters that you have so evilly put before us." Wufei closed his eyes, as in prayer, or great pain. "This is even worse than Quatre in the "Build-a-Bear store."
"Hey!! You were the one that wanted to go in! I was jsut trying to finish my bear without Heero shooting it."
"Tough luck Chuck! Lets get a move on if we want to get out of this Preppy paradise anytime soon",Duo burst in trying to get the other four to walk out of the doorway. "Move the tushes people! You're making people wait to get through the door."
"It's probably that old woman back for round two" Wufei sneered as if a weakling like an ancient onna can take me down. HA! Its laughable!"
"........" (A.N. Guess who, c'mon, its no fun if you dont.)(Additional A.N. Yes, we know Trowa has words and does speak from time to time, but our shoulder devils made us do it, and Trowa was feeling left out. All better? Bye!)
"Ok, ok, we're moving. So where do we go to first?" Heero asked with a grip on the back of Duo's shirt, who was struggling to get free to go to Hot Topic. (A.N. We keep on showing up like the Bubonic Plague! You can't get rid of us!. Ahem, anyways Hot Topic is our favorite store, go check one out, and go get a happy bunny shirt. Sport that fucker loud and proud!)
"Let Maxwell go into his store so we can actually get some shit done, okay, we can put up with it for a little bit.", Wufei turns to Duo, "Maxwell! If you're not out here in20 minutes we will carry your bony butt out of the store and throw you in the potted plants outside."
30 minutes later...
"I was out here ten minutes ago on the dot! You losers were the ones that were sucked in!", Duo yelled pointing at Wufei, "You were the one that insisted that I let you stay in there until you finished reading 'Johnny the Homicidal Maniac' (A.N. Which by the way, kicks ASS! Go read it.)and Quatre was sucked in by the Care Bears, Trowa was in the Trench coat, which looks awesome man, got me one too. And Heero was buying patches. See? Its not my fault."
"I got me a cheer bear!" Quatre giggled past, squeezing the stuffing out of the neck of the fluff-ball.
"I'm going to shoot that thing when we get out of here, then I need to get someone we know to sew these onto a jacket for me, but not Dorothy or Relena because no one trusts them with sharp objects. If I told Sally to, she'd kill me. And I'm not putting the War on hold just to ask Une to do something domestic."
"Do it yourself you weakling, If you can pilot a Gundam you should be able to sew on a couple of patches onto a stupid sissy jacket."
"What did you say Chang?" Heero growled stepping up to our 'Fei poodle like he had "Big Man Status"," Because if you ever say that again I'll make sure I can tickle your tonsils with my toes."
"Who the HELL do you think you're talking to, Powder Puff?! I could take you with one leg chopped off and the other infected with Gange Green!"
"Guys! You shouldn't be fighting at aWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
*SPLASH!!!!*
Wufei and Heero stood up, dusting their hands off. "Show you not to step into a fight!" The other two boys watched as a murderously pissed off Blonde pulled himself out of the fountain. (A.N. y'know, the thing that kids throw their change into, and it looks so fun to play in?)
"Umm , don't quote me on this, but isn't that the same look as when he went ZERO on us the last time?" Duo asked, Backing up and fleeing (A.N. love that word.) up the escalater.
"Damn!" Trowa yelled, "Duo wait up!" And he was off, running after the Braided Menace.
AAAAAAAANNNNDDDD thats where we're leaving it folks, just to see if anyone is still interested.
Please leave us a review, or we'll do the aformentioned things to you.
We'll have the next chapter out so soon, you'll barely blink and it'll be there.
Dedicated to: Ashkara(for letting us get away with the longest pause in a fic known to man), Starlit Artemis (you rock!), Tom (Camille's boyfriend, everyone cheer for Tom!),Alain and April (who are going through a rough spot) ad anyone else, please forgive us, we are truly aorry and should be tackled by Bucky.
Authors' notes: Hi! Lindsey here!First off, sorry for the long wait but SOMEONE *glares at Camille* had to get sucked into the Army for a month. Now onto business. What should we do to Relena?
A. Kill her now losers!!!!
B. Emotionally fillet her bony ass.
C. Leave her out alltogether.
or
D. Make her do a celebrity deathmatch with anyone who leaves us a nice review.
*big puppy-dog eyes* Let us know which one you guys want to see. Please? Don't leave us hangin' or we'll send our shoulder devils after you, not to mention Bradley, Stanley, the leprechaun who lives in my toaster, The Wounded Wallabys that are almost healed, and Bob the Killer Tomato. Pick your poison.
Camille: Disturbing things will be bought at the Mall. The next chapter will follow this one quickly.
Where we left off...
And with that said, the Pilots headed into the Mall.
"What the HELL is going on here?!" yelled Heero over the noise of mobs of children shrieking about "Santa!" and brats crying over toys not bought in store windows, and parents popping prozac like Pez.
"This, my friend," Duo announced, slinging an arm over Heero's shoulders, "is called Christmas shopping."
"Gods, protect me from the evil little ankle-biters that you have so evilly put before us." Wufei closed his eyes, as in prayer, or great pain. "This is even worse than Quatre in the "Build-a-Bear store."
"Hey!! You were the one that wanted to go in! I was jsut trying to finish my bear without Heero shooting it."
"Tough luck Chuck! Lets get a move on if we want to get out of this Preppy paradise anytime soon",Duo burst in trying to get the other four to walk out of the doorway. "Move the tushes people! You're making people wait to get through the door."
"It's probably that old woman back for round two" Wufei sneered as if a weakling like an ancient onna can take me down. HA! Its laughable!"
"........" (A.N. Guess who, c'mon, its no fun if you dont.)(Additional A.N. Yes, we know Trowa has words and does speak from time to time, but our shoulder devils made us do it, and Trowa was feeling left out. All better? Bye!)
"Ok, ok, we're moving. So where do we go to first?" Heero asked with a grip on the back of Duo's shirt, who was struggling to get free to go to Hot Topic. (A.N. We keep on showing up like the Bubonic Plague! You can't get rid of us!. Ahem, anyways Hot Topic is our favorite store, go check one out, and go get a happy bunny shirt. Sport that fucker loud and proud!)
"Let Maxwell go into his store so we can actually get some shit done, okay, we can put up with it for a little bit.", Wufei turns to Duo, "Maxwell! If you're not out here in20 minutes we will carry your bony butt out of the store and throw you in the potted plants outside."
30 minutes later...
"I was out here ten minutes ago on the dot! You losers were the ones that were sucked in!", Duo yelled pointing at Wufei, "You were the one that insisted that I let you stay in there until you finished reading 'Johnny the Homicidal Maniac' (A.N. Which by the way, kicks ASS! Go read it.)and Quatre was sucked in by the Care Bears, Trowa was in the Trench coat, which looks awesome man, got me one too. And Heero was buying patches. See? Its not my fault."
"I got me a cheer bear!" Quatre giggled past, squeezing the stuffing out of the neck of the fluff-ball.
"I'm going to shoot that thing when we get out of here, then I need to get someone we know to sew these onto a jacket for me, but not Dorothy or Relena because no one trusts them with sharp objects. If I told Sally to, she'd kill me. And I'm not putting the War on hold just to ask Une to do something domestic."
"Do it yourself you weakling, If you can pilot a Gundam you should be able to sew on a couple of patches onto a stupid sissy jacket."
"What did you say Chang?" Heero growled stepping up to our 'Fei poodle like he had "Big Man Status"," Because if you ever say that again I'll make sure I can tickle your tonsils with my toes."
"Who the HELL do you think you're talking to, Powder Puff?! I could take you with one leg chopped off and the other infected with Gange Green!"
"Guys! You shouldn't be fighting at aWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
*SPLASH!!!!*
Wufei and Heero stood up, dusting their hands off. "Show you not to step into a fight!" The other two boys watched as a murderously pissed off Blonde pulled himself out of the fountain. (A.N. y'know, the thing that kids throw their change into, and it looks so fun to play in?)
"Umm , don't quote me on this, but isn't that the same look as when he went ZERO on us the last time?" Duo asked, Backing up and fleeing (A.N. love that word.) up the escalater.
"Damn!" Trowa yelled, "Duo wait up!" And he was off, running after the Braided Menace.
AAAAAAAANNNNDDDD thats where we're leaving it folks, just to see if anyone is still interested.
Please leave us a review, or we'll do the aformentioned things to you.
We'll have the next chapter out so soon, you'll barely blink and it'll be there.
