LATER.

* A guard is patroling the hallway he notices wet shoe marks leading to a room. As he walks in the room he notices one of the lockers bulging out. He comes closer to investigate. Goodness! The hinges are about to bust. What is in there? he wondered. Guard peers closer to the locker and suddenly the hinges bust and the door is shot straight off the locker into the guard's face. Effectively knocking him out. *

* Rosie squeezes out of the locker and contacts Otacon *

Rosie: Otacon, I'm close to the holds, but there's a problem.

Otacon: What is it?

Rosie: There's semtex on the wall. I don't think I can get through.

Otacon: Be carefull. Don't get too close. Remember your gut sticks out further than you might think. Don't make the same mistake you did in VR. You'll have to find a weapon that can take the control panel out.

Rosie: French Fry, out.

(codec goes offline)

* Rosie heads up to the area where you have to fight olga in the game. She sees a middle aged man walking around with a radio.

As Rosie gets closer, she sees that the man is Jerod from the subway commercial. *

Jerod(talking on the radio): Yes. The whole world will be hooked on our evil low fat subway foods, and metal gear is the key.

* The man talks some more and when he finally quits, Rosie O'donell jumps out and points her M9 at him. *

Rosie: Freeze!

* The man turns slowly with his hands in the air. *

Jerod: Oh so we meet at last. My arch nemesis.

Rosie: You'd better not try anything stupid.

Jerod: Soon the whole world will be on my low fat diet and I will be unstopable. MUAHAAHAAAHAAA!!!

* Evil Jerod laughs as thunder booms over head. *

Jerod: And soon your kind won't exist. You fat, disgusting, obese, pig!

Rosie: Hello! I'm about to blow your brains out to sea.

Jerod: But you're Rosie O'donnell, you're against guns. You can't kill me with that.

Rosie: That's right

Rosie tosses the gun overboard.

* Jerod dashes for Rosie. He tries to tackle her but she turns around and butt-bumps Jerod, who then falls out to sea. She bends over and picks up Jerod's USP *

Rosie: This could come in handy.

* She looks up and sees a Cypher overhead. It takes a picture and leaves. *