* Rosie has made it out to the holds where the commandant is giving his speech. The screen shows a giant vending machine *

Commandant: This new metal gear can launch Subway's great tasting, low fat food to any place on planet earth. No more poor Chinese children, no more obese people period! The world will be hooked on subway's food, and we will all be healthy!

* Troups cheer. *

Rosie(looking up at the screen): The vending machine from hell!

* In a few minutes French Fry has made it to the room where metal gear is housed. She's perched on top of the giant vending machine looking down on the commandant. *

* Suddenly, after the speech has ended, there's the sound of someone clapping. Ocelot comes out from behind metal gear. *

Ocelot: Excellent speech commander. Gift of the silver tongue. They say it's the mark of a good officer. And of a liar.

-if you've played the game, you know what happens; Gurlukovich comes and takes the commandant hostage. Blah blah blah. Let's get to the part after Ocelot double crosses Gurlukovich and shoots him.

Ocelot(holding up a semtex detonator unit): This ship now carries enough semtex on its key structural points to blow it out of the water. I suggest you run for your lives.

* Ocelot pushes the button on the detonator. The semtex inside Rosie O'donell explodes. Knocking her off the metal gear unit. She falls down and straight through the floor. *

* Ocelot then hijacks metal gear and swims out to sea. *

Ocelot(talking to someone unknown): Yes I have the new metal gear prototype. Yes I have photographic evidence of French Fry on the scene. I look foreward to tommorow morning's newsflash. Yes I'm bringing home the Charmin toilet paper you like. . . Johny Sasaki.

TO BE CONTINUED