* The soldier slowly gets up but Raiden points his new-found M4 at him/her. *

Raiden: Freeze!

Person: Hold on, I'm not an enemy.

* The SEAL takes off the mask. From what we can see the person is, fat, a woman, and has brown hair. *

Person: My name is Fr. . . My name is Bobalina. Bobalina Patterson.

* A sea lice crawls out of the hamburger she was eating *

Raiden: Have I seen you before?

Bobalina: Hmm. . .possibly

Raiden: What was that thing just now?

Bobalina: That slimfast-sucking freak!? . . . That was Oprah.

(* An FMV movie is shown where you can see four people standing side by side. *)

Bobalina: She was part of Dead cell, a group formed to show newbies like you, how to deal with the real thing.

(* Still in FMV mode, the camera draws in closer to the group. We can make out Oprah, a really fat guy, a really fat lady and a soldier dressed in a guard's uniform. *)

Bobalina: They were always close to the lunatic fringe. They even went after soldiers, even civilians.

(* FMV stops *)

Bobalina: Here, take this.

* She hands Raiden her M4 *

Bobalina: Take this.

Raiden: But won't you be using it.

Bobalina: It's okay. Besides, I don't really use guns.