Sorry, but I'll have to make a correction in one of my previous chapters.
In chapter 4 when bobalina talked about dead cell it said: "Still in FMV
mode, the camera draws in closer to the group. We can make out Oprah, a
really fat guy, a really fat lady and a soldier dressed in a guard's
uniform." I would like to make an addition to the group. Here's how it
should have read: (* Still in FMV mode, the camera draws in closer to the
group. We can make out Oprah, a really fat guy, a really fat lady, a
soldier dressed in a guard's uniform, and another man dressed in tight
pants. *)
Now, on with the story. . .
* After making his way down to the bottom of Strut A and freezing the bomb, Raiden goes to the room with the elevator but someone seems to be riding the elevator down. Raiden hides behind something. A man dressed in a tight suit walks out carrying a rail gun. It's Richard Simons! The most annoying man on the planet. As he walks towards Raiden even the sea lice on the ground sense his annoying presence and scurry about trying to flee for their lives. *
Richard(or Fortune if you like): My name is Fortune. And I'm too damn happy! No one can shut me up. No one! I've never been unhappy a day in my life and I'm tired of it. Well there was that one time in. . .
* Raiden looks pissed as Richard keeps on talking non-stop. Slowly beads of sweat start poring down his face while Richard sits there chattering away.
Raiden(on the floor in the fetal position): Just Shut the hell up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
Richard: You look as though you've seen the fires of hell.
* Raiden gets up. Apparently sane again. They go into combat. Richard fires his railgun around laughing at the same time, while Raiden jumps around between the various boxes. This goes on for about five minutes until Raiden contacts Bobalina. *
(codec beeps)
Raiden: Bobalina!
Bobalina(chewing on something): Yeah.
Raiden: What can you tell me about this Fortune?
Bobalina(still eating): He's really annoying. . .bullets can't hit him either. . .other wise someone would have killed him.
Raiden: Bullets can't hit him? Bobalina(still chewing): he's so annoying. . .even bullets stay away from him.
Raiden: Bobalina, what are you eating?
Bobalina(still chewing on something): Explosives. . .C4.
Raiden: What the hell are you doing that for?
Bobalina: Hey, I've ate worse. They're really not that bad. Listen, I've gotta go. . .nature calls.
Raiden(as the codec goes offline): Damnit!
* Richard stops shooting when the elevator behind him comes down. Oprah comes out. *
Oprah(with a deep Phil LaMarr voice): Queen. It seems our friend Fat Bastard is out of control. He's up on top of the harrier jet on the roof of strut E shouting "I'm dead sexy!"
Richard: I'll be happy to go take care of the wayward soul. You know Oprah, I tell ya it's all these fat people in the world that make life hell for us. Why, I ought to go up there, bring a TV and play one of my 30 minute workouts. He'd be in shape in no time.
Oprah: Or I could get him to start drinking slimfast.
Richard: But in the mean time could you kill this fellow here? (he says pointing to Raiden.)
Oprah: He's all mine.
* Raiden pops out and shoots at Richard with his socom but the bullet can't hit him and instead hits Oprah who falls down on the ground *
Richard(holding Oprah): Oprah! Oh damn!
* Raiden gets up and goes up the elevator. *
* While Richard is holding Oprah, Oprah wakes up. *
Richard: Oprah?
* Oprah puts her hand in the pocket that Raiden hit with his socom. She seems to be bleeding in that area. She pulls out a can of strawberry flavored slimfast with a hole in it.
* After making his way down to the bottom of Strut A and freezing the bomb, Raiden goes to the room with the elevator but someone seems to be riding the elevator down. Raiden hides behind something. A man dressed in a tight suit walks out carrying a rail gun. It's Richard Simons! The most annoying man on the planet. As he walks towards Raiden even the sea lice on the ground sense his annoying presence and scurry about trying to flee for their lives. *
Richard(or Fortune if you like): My name is Fortune. And I'm too damn happy! No one can shut me up. No one! I've never been unhappy a day in my life and I'm tired of it. Well there was that one time in. . .
* Raiden looks pissed as Richard keeps on talking non-stop. Slowly beads of sweat start poring down his face while Richard sits there chattering away.
Raiden(on the floor in the fetal position): Just Shut the hell up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
Richard: You look as though you've seen the fires of hell.
* Raiden gets up. Apparently sane again. They go into combat. Richard fires his railgun around laughing at the same time, while Raiden jumps around between the various boxes. This goes on for about five minutes until Raiden contacts Bobalina. *
(codec beeps)
Raiden: Bobalina!
Bobalina(chewing on something): Yeah.
Raiden: What can you tell me about this Fortune?
Bobalina(still eating): He's really annoying. . .bullets can't hit him either. . .other wise someone would have killed him.
Raiden: Bullets can't hit him? Bobalina(still chewing): he's so annoying. . .even bullets stay away from him.
Raiden: Bobalina, what are you eating?
Bobalina(still chewing on something): Explosives. . .C4.
Raiden: What the hell are you doing that for?
Bobalina: Hey, I've ate worse. They're really not that bad. Listen, I've gotta go. . .nature calls.
Raiden(as the codec goes offline): Damnit!
* Richard stops shooting when the elevator behind him comes down. Oprah comes out. *
Oprah(with a deep Phil LaMarr voice): Queen. It seems our friend Fat Bastard is out of control. He's up on top of the harrier jet on the roof of strut E shouting "I'm dead sexy!"
Richard: I'll be happy to go take care of the wayward soul. You know Oprah, I tell ya it's all these fat people in the world that make life hell for us. Why, I ought to go up there, bring a TV and play one of my 30 minute workouts. He'd be in shape in no time.
Oprah: Or I could get him to start drinking slimfast.
Richard: But in the mean time could you kill this fellow here? (he says pointing to Raiden.)
Oprah: He's all mine.
* Raiden pops out and shoots at Richard with his socom but the bullet can't hit him and instead hits Oprah who falls down on the ground *
Richard(holding Oprah): Oprah! Oh damn!
* Raiden gets up and goes up the elevator. *
* While Richard is holding Oprah, Oprah wakes up. *
Richard: Oprah?
* Oprah puts her hand in the pocket that Raiden hit with his socom. She seems to be bleeding in that area. She pulls out a can of strawberry flavored slimfast with a hole in it.
