*Raiden goes back up on top of the Strut E heliport. He then freezes the bomb. Suddenly a large figure on roller blades zooms past him. *

Man: You're right on time I see. I like a punctual man.

* The man finally shows himself. And we see it's Fat Bastard. *

Fat Bastard: Life is short! Bombs tell the every minute of their existance, and nothing else announces its own end with such a fa. . .

* Raiden looks shocked as Fat Bastard quits talking and reaches around in the back of his pants. What's he doing? Raiden wondered. Raiden looks shocked as Fat Bastard starts smiling. Suddenly he pulls out a homing device. *

Fat Bastard: Ahh. . .been meaning to get that out of there.

* Fat Bastard and Raiden start fighting. But in the mean time we are treated to a scene that's not origianally in the game. *

* The masterminds behind the terrorist attack are sitting at a round table. There's Revolver Ocelot, a person who looks very much like French Fry/Rosie O'donell, Jerod from the Subway commercial, and Johnny Sasaki. They are all sitting on chairs, except for Johnny who is sitting on his own special toilet on the end of the table.

Johnny(with a look of strain on his face): We. . .bvrrrrrrrt!. . .must. . . pffffffttt!. . .find. . .pfbvrrrrrrtttthhh. . .the. . .pffftbrttttttt!. . .intruder.

Ocelot: Having another bowell attack?

Johnny(gasping for air): The incidents are becoming more frequent. Could it be that person's presence?

Jerod: Phew! What a smell. I don't think I can stand another meeting.

Ocelot: Nonsense! We have to have these meatings. It makes us look extremely evil sitting at this round table. Like we're up to something.

Johnny: Well, getting down to buisiness,(* Johnny gestures towards the Rosie O'donell look-alike *) you can hunt down the intruder.

Rosie O'donell look-alike: Of course.

Johnny: In the mean time, we have to do something really evil in retaliation to the SEAL's failed assult.

Ocelot: What exactly, master, do you have in mind?

Johnny(with an evil grin on his face): Glad you asked. Something absolutely, positively, evil. Something so terrible, people will cringe at the very mention of my dubious plan. Something people will remember for many years to come.

* Johnny then flushes the toilet, throws his head back, and lets out a long, evil, laugh. *

Johnny: MUAHAAAHAAAHAA!!!

* Thunder booms outside the window as the other's join in the laughter. The camera comes in closer and closer to the toilet's swirling waters until we can see nothing. All the while, we hear evil laughter in the background. *