* After listening in to the two masterminds conversing, Raiden goes to find the president. He gets the remote control nikita missle launcher, fires it through the vents, and destroys the control panel to the electrified floor in front of the president's room. He enters the President's room. He sees the president. It's rapper Eminem! *

Raiden: President Eminem!

Eminem: Yo yo my homey dawg!

Raiden: I'm here to rescue you.

Eminem: No diggaty. Fo shure!

Raiden: Would you quit talking like a negro?

Eminem: Come again.

Raiden(holding up a mirror): You're white.

Eminem: My god! I'm white? You mean I'm no brother?

Raiden: I'm sure it's a big shock, but I need to ask you. Are you working for the terrorists? I heard you gave them your vital ID so they could launch an atomic missle thingy.

Eminem: If you would have asked me two hours ago, my answer would have been yes. But now they're just keeping me alive untill my vital signs can be reconfirmed again.

Raiden: But why did you do it in the first place.

Eminem: I was tired of being an expendable pawn. I wanted to wield the power of a king.

Raiden: But you do have power. You're the president.

Eminem: No. I'm just a pawn. The Patriots selected me as a president.

Raiden: Selected you!? What are you talking about?

Eminem: Do you think public opinion influences government? The Patriots selected me for the presidency because of my sudden popularity I'd gotten from my new album The Eminem Show.

Raiden: That's crazy!

Eminem: It's the truth. Democracy is just a filler for text books.

Raiden: So what can you tell me about the patriots plans?

Eminem: Well, they believe that an over-abundance of fat people could lead to global starvation.

Raiden: Then why do we oppose them? And how are they gonna use a bomb to avoid global starvation?

Eminem: The bomb won't explode on the surface. Instead it will erupt within the atmosphere and make a EMMA pulse of up to 50 billion megawats, disabling all electronics in that area. As a result, vending machines, microwave ovens, refrigerators, everything that has the ability to store or cook food will be useless. And we will all have to rely on the new metal gear prototype to dish out subways low fat food.

Raiden: So where do the fat people come in to all of this?

Eminem: Terribly fat people like your friend, Rosie O'donell, have a layer of blubber that they can live off of for years and during that time they'd be independent from the patriots control. I guess the Patriots fear this kind of independence.

Raiden: Okay, so what can you tell me about the new type of metal gear being developed here?

Eminem: I'll tell you what I know. The metal gear which you saw was Metal Gear Roy. It's what dishes out the subway sandwiches. And the terrorists are already at work on a new type of metal gear, they started work a few minutes ago. Upon seeing it, you'll surely note that Johnny Sasaki had something to do with the design.

* The camera goes into FMV/cinema mode and we see the new type of metal gear. We see a giant metalic toilet. *

Eminem: Let me introduce you to the Metal Gear John. The Patriots latest masterpiece.

* Still in FMV mode, we see the huge metal gear. Easily larger than a large building. *

Raiden(apparently able to see the toilet in FMV mode): A giant toilet? But why?

Eminem: Well, if you look at it, you'll see that it'd be absolutely perfect on the battle field. See the bowl? See it's round shape? Perfect base. And it has walls with 60 feet of steel. It's more than capable of keeping anyone inside safe from any attacks. What's more, just lower the seat, and you've got a bomb shelter. Who ever invented the toilet in the first place had combat in mind.

Raiden: A giant mechanized toilet. Those bastards!

Eminem: But that's not all it's capable of. Right now it's being developed at the base of the big shell. In retaliation for the SEAL's failed assult, they're planning on opening the lid, and flushing down the entire Manhatten Harbor.

Raiden: Oh, this is just great.

Eminem: There's one more thing.

Raiden: There's more?

Eminem: They also have a backup plan. In a secret strut connected to shell 2, there's a big asylum. It holds some of the most notorious retards. We're talking guys with serious problems. If all else fails, they'll release these people and they could cause global chaos.

Raiden: Who exactly are they?

Eminem: Oh you'll know soon enough, but we're running out of time. There's one last thing you have to do. You have to kill me.

Raiden: I can't kill you. You're Eminem. I'd be hated by the general public. You're a rapper, man!

Eminem: I'm also the president.

Raiden: Yeah, that too.

Eminem: You have to kill me my vital signs are going to be reconfirmed again.

* As you all know, Ocelot comes in and shoots the president. But for my story I'm going to do something a little different. Ocelot takes Raiden hostage after shooting the president and throws him in the asylum with all the retards.

Well, that concludes my story. For now. As always, please review.