* The guards guarding the door to the asylum notice one of the "mentaly
challenged" people being attacked by a strange rotten beast similar to the
ones in resident evil. They run over to help him but they get spit in the
eyes by a vile acid-like substance. In the mean time, Raiden and Martha
escape through the vents. Just as they are leaving Rosie delivers the
final blow. She stands on top of the table and does a belly flop on the
guards.*
Raiden(while crawling through the vents): Otacon, where do these vents lead to?
Martha: I'm not sure. Wait!.do I hear music?
Raiden: Sounds like it's coming from below us.
* The camera draws away from the vents and we see the place from the previous chapter. The many terrorists and bad guys are still celebrating and Johnny's almost done with his song. Cheeseburger lays on the floor exhausted, sweat dripping down her face, from the break dancing. Johnny and his band are almost done with the song when Raiden and Martha fall through the vents in the ceiling and on to the stage. *
Johnny: What the!?
* Raiden and Martha get up as the terrorists point their guns at them. *
Ocelot: Hmm. Thought I put them in the asylum. Oh well, wouldn't hurt to just kill 'em.
* Suddenly a sort of Cyborg Ninja jumps on stage from out of nowhere. The terrorists shoot but it blocks all of their bullets with it's sword. *
Ninja: Hurry! Get away!
* Raiden and Martha make their way to a long hallway. As they run down it, Rosie catches up with them. *
Rosie(gasping for air): Slow down guys!
Martha: Rosie! You made it!
Rosie: I don't think I can run much longer.
* Suddenly Rosie stops and sniffs the air. Martha and Raiden stop too and look at Rosie curiously. *
Raiden: French Fry. What is it?
Rosie(with a deep set scowl on her face): Healthy, lowfat, food.
Martha: French Fry, come on!
* Suddenly Jerod appears from around the corner. *
Jerod: Hello, my arch nemesis.
Rosie(talking to Raiden and Martha Stewart): You two go on. I've got some unfinished buisiness to take care of.
* Raiden and Martha leave. *
Jerod: Where were we? Ah yes, you were losing.
Rosie: If you mean three years ago on the tanker, I kicked your ass.
Jerod: All you did was turn around and bend over.
Rosie: Yeah, and that was all it took.
Jerod: Oh really? Well it just so happens that I've evened things up this time around. Our families have been fighting for years and now we will settle this just like our families used to in the good 'ol days. Choose your weapon!
* Rosie pulls out two forks. Jerod whips an M4 out of his back pocket. *
Rosie: Hmm. Nice choice. . .for a wimp. But I'll have to worn you, I'm pretty good with these things. *she says as she twirls the forks around on her fingers.*
Jerod: I don't doubt it.
* Jerod lets out a yell as he fires his M4 at Rosie. But Rosie twirls her forks around really fast and blocks all the bullets. *
Jerod(after using up his clip): Damn!
* Jerod pulls out subway pepperonies with razor-sharp edges. *
Jerod(as he throws them at Rosie): Die!!!
* Rosie lets out a long, loud, belch that sends a gust of wind toward Jerod's pepperonies, causing them to fly back in his face. *
* Jerod, with pure hatred on his face, runs at Rosie. But she turns around and attempts to butt-bump Jerod. But instead of bouncing away, Jerod gets stuck between Rosie's two enormous butt cheeks. *
Jerod: Let me go!
Rosie: Sorry, but when things get stuck in there they rarely get out. I've lost tons of stuff in there. Clothes, furniture, you name it.
Jerod: Ah man, I'm screwed!
TO BE CONTINUED
(as always, please review)
Raiden(while crawling through the vents): Otacon, where do these vents lead to?
Martha: I'm not sure. Wait!.do I hear music?
Raiden: Sounds like it's coming from below us.
* The camera draws away from the vents and we see the place from the previous chapter. The many terrorists and bad guys are still celebrating and Johnny's almost done with his song. Cheeseburger lays on the floor exhausted, sweat dripping down her face, from the break dancing. Johnny and his band are almost done with the song when Raiden and Martha fall through the vents in the ceiling and on to the stage. *
Johnny: What the!?
* Raiden and Martha get up as the terrorists point their guns at them. *
Ocelot: Hmm. Thought I put them in the asylum. Oh well, wouldn't hurt to just kill 'em.
* Suddenly a sort of Cyborg Ninja jumps on stage from out of nowhere. The terrorists shoot but it blocks all of their bullets with it's sword. *
Ninja: Hurry! Get away!
* Raiden and Martha make their way to a long hallway. As they run down it, Rosie catches up with them. *
Rosie(gasping for air): Slow down guys!
Martha: Rosie! You made it!
Rosie: I don't think I can run much longer.
* Suddenly Rosie stops and sniffs the air. Martha and Raiden stop too and look at Rosie curiously. *
Raiden: French Fry. What is it?
Rosie(with a deep set scowl on her face): Healthy, lowfat, food.
Martha: French Fry, come on!
* Suddenly Jerod appears from around the corner. *
Jerod: Hello, my arch nemesis.
Rosie(talking to Raiden and Martha Stewart): You two go on. I've got some unfinished buisiness to take care of.
* Raiden and Martha leave. *
Jerod: Where were we? Ah yes, you were losing.
Rosie: If you mean three years ago on the tanker, I kicked your ass.
Jerod: All you did was turn around and bend over.
Rosie: Yeah, and that was all it took.
Jerod: Oh really? Well it just so happens that I've evened things up this time around. Our families have been fighting for years and now we will settle this just like our families used to in the good 'ol days. Choose your weapon!
* Rosie pulls out two forks. Jerod whips an M4 out of his back pocket. *
Rosie: Hmm. Nice choice. . .for a wimp. But I'll have to worn you, I'm pretty good with these things. *she says as she twirls the forks around on her fingers.*
Jerod: I don't doubt it.
* Jerod lets out a yell as he fires his M4 at Rosie. But Rosie twirls her forks around really fast and blocks all the bullets. *
Jerod(after using up his clip): Damn!
* Jerod pulls out subway pepperonies with razor-sharp edges. *
Jerod(as he throws them at Rosie): Die!!!
* Rosie lets out a long, loud, belch that sends a gust of wind toward Jerod's pepperonies, causing them to fly back in his face. *
* Jerod, with pure hatred on his face, runs at Rosie. But she turns around and attempts to butt-bump Jerod. But instead of bouncing away, Jerod gets stuck between Rosie's two enormous butt cheeks. *
Jerod: Let me go!
Rosie: Sorry, but when things get stuck in there they rarely get out. I've lost tons of stuff in there. Clothes, furniture, you name it.
Jerod: Ah man, I'm screwed!
TO BE CONTINUED
(as always, please review)
