Sesshomaru stood in shook as his brother and his wench walked in on him.


Oh great.


How did he end up in this predicament?


Well . . .


"So, I'll be the daughter, Jakken will be the mean landlord who wants his money, and you'll be the mommy protecting me Sesshomaru!"


Sesshomaru's mouth dropped in horror.


"I'll be that WHAT?"


"The mommy!"


Sesshomaru stared down at the little girl, and asked, "Where in the WORLD would you get the idea, that I, Sesshomaru, would be suitable for the role of MOTHER? Though . . ." he paused as he saw his reflection in her eyes, "I am pretty enough, aren't I? Very well, I'll do it."


Rin squealed, and Jakken gawked, as usual, not believing what this human girl had reduced his beloved master to.


So, Sesshomaru allowed Rin to mess with his hair until it was swept up in a bun of sorts, and she'd painted his lips a crimson red.


And, they started playing.


Just as he was telling Jakken that "such a miserable toad of a landlord could not hope to take my daughter!" his brother appeared out of the bushes, with his woman, the kit he'd been playing father to, and two other companions that he knew nothing of.


And, rather than attacking him, his brother was doubled over in laughter.


It was a disgrace!


He looked down to glare at the human, but she'd disappeared behind him. Like a good girl, she'd learned not to trust humans, and the three standing in front of them scared her a bit.


Kagome pointed at him, trying to talk though the unladylike laughter and snorts she was emitting.


"I KNEW you were like that! I mean, you wear EYESHADOW!"


He huffed, and said, "It is NOT eyeshadow, it's one of the markings of my mother."


"Uh huh," Kagome said, "and I suppose your lipstick is from her too?"


He snarled, and prepared to attack them, but his brother, recognizing the threat, pulled himself into a fighting stance, although he didn't look very imposing, what with the huge grin on his face.


"Sesshomaru-sama, please don't fight right now!" he heard from behind him.


Inu-Yasha's ears flicked, and he turned his head back and forth.


"Who said that?"


Rin peaked her head out from behind Sesshomaru's robes, and looked hesitantly towards Inu-Yasha.


"Oi, you've gone and kidnaped a girl now?"


Jakken chose this time to speak up, and replied for his master, "Sesshomaru SAVED that worthless human brat, after she was attacked by a pack of demon wolves in the village near Hanabi."


Kagome suddenly gasped and looked towards Inu-Yasha, before saying, "That's where we met Kouga!"


Inu-Yasha snorted, and replied, "Figures he'd let his pack feed on innocent human girls."


Sesshomaru's eyes were momentarily blinded by a flash, and little stars floating around.


The other woman with them turned towards her and asked, "Kagome, what was that?"


Kagome grinned wickedly, which to Sesshomaru's surprise, scared him, "It's called a camera. It takes pictures of things, like a painting, only it's an exact copy of what it was taken of."


The man grinned also, and said, "So what you're saying is . . ."


"Exactly Miroku. We'll be able to look at Drag Queen Sesshomaru for years to come!"


Oh, Sesshomaru thought, so THAT was Miroku! HEY! What did she just say?




A/N: Bwehehe! To answer baka deshi's question...the game was hide and seek. ^^


Now, the thing at the end of the last chapter was actually a joke. I didn't plan on writing another chapter, it was just sort of a slip in comment that was supposed to be funny.


Only, no one got it. So, after I got bored, I decided to actually go ahead and do it. ^^ That's why it's so short and choppy and all around . . . bad. Because it's not supposed to exist.


So review like it's real, but comment like it's not really there. ^____^


And, I KNOW I should be working on Pray For Me. . . . '