* The sceen unfolds in the room where they are keeping Rosie. Rosie is
asleep on the floor, when suddenly the door up above her opens and Otacon
is thrown down on top of her but it doesn't seem to wake her. *
Rosie(talking in her sleep): But I didn't do it. I didn't eat your wedding cake Mr. And Mrs. Sterwart.
Otacon(nudging Rosie trying to get her awake): Rosie.
Rosie(waking up): Oh, Otacon, is that you?
Otacon: Yeah, Ocelot found me and threw me in here with you. Still having dreams about my wedding? Man, that must have some wedding cake you had if you're still having dreams about it.
Rosie: Otacon, I said I didn't do it.
Otacon: It's okay Rosie. That was a long time ago, I've forgiven you.
Rosie: I still say I didn't do it.
* Otacon gasps when she looks over at a wall and sees a huge hole started in it. *
Otacon: French Fry, how'd this happen?
Rosie: I don't know. I just had this urge to bite something.
Otacon: I knew your jaws were powerfull, but this is just weird.
Rosie: . . .
Otacon: Wait! The sea lice that were in your hamburger!
Rosie: Yeah, what about 'em?
Otacon: I just learned that the terrorists are experimenting with Fat Bastard's genetically-altered scabies. They have the ability to morph into sea lice to disguise themselves.
Rosie: You mean, I ate. . .?
* Otacon nods her head *
Rosie: OH MY GOD!!!
* Rosie runs over in the corner of the room and throws up. *
Otacon: When you ate them, they must have somehow given you their powers!
Rosie: Really!? Great! . . .wait a minute, what powers do scabies have?
Otacon: Who knows? Maybe they can jump really far. Maybe they can climb really well. Of course, we already know they have super strong jaws.
* Rosie tries to jump, but lands back on her ass. She tries climbing, but that doesn't work either. *
Otacon: Well, looks like the only powers you've gotten is super strong jaws. Now quick! Start chewing. I'll contact Raiden to see how things are.
* codec beeps *
Otacon: Raiden! How are things?
Raiden: I've got you're brother.
* Suddenly, Otacon is aware of a really pissed look on Raiden's face. *
Raiden: Otacon, why didn't you tell me your brother was Elton John?
Otacon: Well, you never asked.
* Otacon hears piano music in the background. *
Otacon: Oh. . .well. . .Raiden, my simpathies.
Raiden: Listen, we've got out of the shell's core. Where are you right now?
Otacon: I got discovered. They threw me in this cell with Fry. There's no way out, but Fry's chewing a hole in the wall.
Raiden: Oh. . .impressive. . .I guess. So what's the plan now?
Otacon: They're about to launch Metal Gear John. We've got to re-group and stop it before it's too late!
Raiden: Right. Raiden, out.
(codec goes offline)
* The camera takes us to Raiden and Elton John. Their clothes are soaked in the overflowing sewage. *
Elton: I'm hungry.
Raiden: Good. Maybe you can lick the crap off me.
Elton(while softly punching Raiden on the shoulder): Huhuh, yeah, right. You're funny.
Raiden(punching him even harder on the shoulder): Shut up you gay f***
Elton: Hey, that wasn't very nice. But I'll forgive you.
Raiden: Whatever. Hey, you're not afraid of heights are you?
Elton: No more than I'm afraid of sewage, why?
Raiden: We're gonna have to climb down this ladder.
Elton: Oh, OK.
* The two begin to climb down the ladder. *
Rosie(talking in her sleep): But I didn't do it. I didn't eat your wedding cake Mr. And Mrs. Sterwart.
Otacon(nudging Rosie trying to get her awake): Rosie.
Rosie(waking up): Oh, Otacon, is that you?
Otacon: Yeah, Ocelot found me and threw me in here with you. Still having dreams about my wedding? Man, that must have some wedding cake you had if you're still having dreams about it.
Rosie: Otacon, I said I didn't do it.
Otacon: It's okay Rosie. That was a long time ago, I've forgiven you.
Rosie: I still say I didn't do it.
* Otacon gasps when she looks over at a wall and sees a huge hole started in it. *
Otacon: French Fry, how'd this happen?
Rosie: I don't know. I just had this urge to bite something.
Otacon: I knew your jaws were powerfull, but this is just weird.
Rosie: . . .
Otacon: Wait! The sea lice that were in your hamburger!
Rosie: Yeah, what about 'em?
Otacon: I just learned that the terrorists are experimenting with Fat Bastard's genetically-altered scabies. They have the ability to morph into sea lice to disguise themselves.
Rosie: You mean, I ate. . .?
* Otacon nods her head *
Rosie: OH MY GOD!!!
* Rosie runs over in the corner of the room and throws up. *
Otacon: When you ate them, they must have somehow given you their powers!
Rosie: Really!? Great! . . .wait a minute, what powers do scabies have?
Otacon: Who knows? Maybe they can jump really far. Maybe they can climb really well. Of course, we already know they have super strong jaws.
* Rosie tries to jump, but lands back on her ass. She tries climbing, but that doesn't work either. *
Otacon: Well, looks like the only powers you've gotten is super strong jaws. Now quick! Start chewing. I'll contact Raiden to see how things are.
* codec beeps *
Otacon: Raiden! How are things?
Raiden: I've got you're brother.
* Suddenly, Otacon is aware of a really pissed look on Raiden's face. *
Raiden: Otacon, why didn't you tell me your brother was Elton John?
Otacon: Well, you never asked.
* Otacon hears piano music in the background. *
Otacon: Oh. . .well. . .Raiden, my simpathies.
Raiden: Listen, we've got out of the shell's core. Where are you right now?
Otacon: I got discovered. They threw me in this cell with Fry. There's no way out, but Fry's chewing a hole in the wall.
Raiden: Oh. . .impressive. . .I guess. So what's the plan now?
Otacon: They're about to launch Metal Gear John. We've got to re-group and stop it before it's too late!
Raiden: Right. Raiden, out.
(codec goes offline)
* The camera takes us to Raiden and Elton John. Their clothes are soaked in the overflowing sewage. *
Elton: I'm hungry.
Raiden: Good. Maybe you can lick the crap off me.
Elton(while softly punching Raiden on the shoulder): Huhuh, yeah, right. You're funny.
Raiden(punching him even harder on the shoulder): Shut up you gay f***
Elton: Hey, that wasn't very nice. But I'll forgive you.
Raiden: Whatever. Hey, you're not afraid of heights are you?
Elton: No more than I'm afraid of sewage, why?
Raiden: We're gonna have to climb down this ladder.
Elton: Oh, OK.
* The two begin to climb down the ladder. *
