* As the codec goes offline, Rosie is still hunched over the railing from
her vomit ordeal. We hear a creaking noise before the rail she's leaning
on gives way and she falls down on the oil fence. Then we are taken to
another scene where the masterminds are in the room with the round table
plotting their sinister plan. Johnny, Richard Simons, Ocelot,
Cheeseburger, and Jerod are all sitting at the table. Johnny of course
sitting on his toilet. There's an empty chair with an "Idiot's Guide to
Maintaining Afros" book where Oprah once sat. *
Johnny: Our time has almost come! We shall take back what is rightfully ours. We'll achieve world domination!
Jerod(cutting in): And we'll increase subway's annual sales.
Cheeseburger(ignoring Jerod): But what about the intruders? They've allready killed vamp.
Johnny: Oh, don't worry about them I have a sure-fire plan that'll take care of them.
Richard: You do? What is it?
Johnny(secretly kicking Ocelot in the leg under the table): I think Ocelot would like to explain.
Ocelot: I would?
Johnny(kicking him even harder): Yes, you would.
Ocelot(grimmacing in pain): Oh. . . well. . .
*Ocelot nervously glances around the room. Sweat starts poring down his face as crickets begin to chirp. Then he suddenly gets an idea. *
Ocelot: I've got it! Now that Metal gear john is complete, we'll demand the white house to hand over the remains of big boss or we'll launch a nuke! We'll make a base on some island near Alaska!
Cheeseburger: Hasn't that been done?
Richard: Yeah, that one guy stopped them from launching the nuke. What was his name? Something like hard cobra?
Ocelot: Oh. . .well, then we'll. . .I've got it! We'll make a huge base with tons of weapons and a metal gear unit. We'll call the place. . .Outer Heaven!
* Johnny kicks Ocelot so hard it makes him jump in the air and yelp out in pain. *
Jerod: I think it's obvious that you two don't have a plan so maybe we should address another problem. You see, there's another intruder besides the three who have continually pissed us off. He seems to be dressed in a sort of cyborg ninja suit complete with a sword.
Johnny: Ahh. The ninja. Yes, he's become a nusence of the highest type. We'll have to think of a plan for getting rid of him.
* The camera pans out of the room and we are joined back with our story's heroes. They're in the computer room with Otacon and they have just broke the news of his brother's death. Surprisingly, Otacon doesn't look to depressed. *
Raiden: Otacon, you aren't sad?
Otacon: About Elton?
Raiden: Yeah, with him being your brother. . .
Otacon: Yeah, but it's like they always say, aren't we all related?
Rosie(cutting in): Whatever, look, Johnny's cooking up a plan. I can smell it.
* Otacon gives Rosie a funny glance *
Rosie: . . .and this time it's not my ass!
Raiden: You're right, we've got to come up with something to stop arsenal. It's too bad we blew Elton and the disk into the sky.
Rosie(holding up a disk): Yeah, we blew Elton John up, but we didn't blow this disk up.
Raiden: Rosie! How do you have it?
Otacon: Elton John never had the disk. Rosie had it all along. We felt it would add an appropriate plot twist if it turned out Rosie had it all along.
Raiden: Boy. Yeah, never saw that one coming.
Otacon: When Rosie and I got caught and thrown into that pit where we were prisoners, they searched us for it. So Rosie hid it inside one of her fat slabs on her stomach.
Raiden: Really?
Otacon: Yeah, just kinda stuck it in there.
Rosie(blushing humbly): What can I say? It's a gift.
Raiden: This is great! Let's put it in Otacon's computer and see how it works!
Otacon: Ok, here goes. . .
* Otacon pops in the disk and they wait for the upload of the virus to complete. It gets most of the way complete, but then it suddenly stops and Cheeseburger's smiling face pops up on the screen with the words "Upload failed" above it. Otacon looks at the face with disgust, waiting for something to happen. The figure on screen opens it's mouth, burps, then the screen flickers off. *
Rosie(sounding just like Solid Snake): Damn!
Otacon: I don't believe this. They've got some kind of anti-virus program in John's GW! This is just great.
Raiden: Is there some other way?
Otacon: Yeah, there is one other way. We've got to take out Metal Gear. We have to find some way to disable Metal Gear John!
Raiden: Great! No way are we gonna do that!
Will our heroes be able to defeat Metal Gear John? Tune in next time I feel like writing another one of these to find out!
Johnny: Our time has almost come! We shall take back what is rightfully ours. We'll achieve world domination!
Jerod(cutting in): And we'll increase subway's annual sales.
Cheeseburger(ignoring Jerod): But what about the intruders? They've allready killed vamp.
Johnny: Oh, don't worry about them I have a sure-fire plan that'll take care of them.
Richard: You do? What is it?
Johnny(secretly kicking Ocelot in the leg under the table): I think Ocelot would like to explain.
Ocelot: I would?
Johnny(kicking him even harder): Yes, you would.
Ocelot(grimmacing in pain): Oh. . . well. . .
*Ocelot nervously glances around the room. Sweat starts poring down his face as crickets begin to chirp. Then he suddenly gets an idea. *
Ocelot: I've got it! Now that Metal gear john is complete, we'll demand the white house to hand over the remains of big boss or we'll launch a nuke! We'll make a base on some island near Alaska!
Cheeseburger: Hasn't that been done?
Richard: Yeah, that one guy stopped them from launching the nuke. What was his name? Something like hard cobra?
Ocelot: Oh. . .well, then we'll. . .I've got it! We'll make a huge base with tons of weapons and a metal gear unit. We'll call the place. . .Outer Heaven!
* Johnny kicks Ocelot so hard it makes him jump in the air and yelp out in pain. *
Jerod: I think it's obvious that you two don't have a plan so maybe we should address another problem. You see, there's another intruder besides the three who have continually pissed us off. He seems to be dressed in a sort of cyborg ninja suit complete with a sword.
Johnny: Ahh. The ninja. Yes, he's become a nusence of the highest type. We'll have to think of a plan for getting rid of him.
* The camera pans out of the room and we are joined back with our story's heroes. They're in the computer room with Otacon and they have just broke the news of his brother's death. Surprisingly, Otacon doesn't look to depressed. *
Raiden: Otacon, you aren't sad?
Otacon: About Elton?
Raiden: Yeah, with him being your brother. . .
Otacon: Yeah, but it's like they always say, aren't we all related?
Rosie(cutting in): Whatever, look, Johnny's cooking up a plan. I can smell it.
* Otacon gives Rosie a funny glance *
Rosie: . . .and this time it's not my ass!
Raiden: You're right, we've got to come up with something to stop arsenal. It's too bad we blew Elton and the disk into the sky.
Rosie(holding up a disk): Yeah, we blew Elton John up, but we didn't blow this disk up.
Raiden: Rosie! How do you have it?
Otacon: Elton John never had the disk. Rosie had it all along. We felt it would add an appropriate plot twist if it turned out Rosie had it all along.
Raiden: Boy. Yeah, never saw that one coming.
Otacon: When Rosie and I got caught and thrown into that pit where we were prisoners, they searched us for it. So Rosie hid it inside one of her fat slabs on her stomach.
Raiden: Really?
Otacon: Yeah, just kinda stuck it in there.
Rosie(blushing humbly): What can I say? It's a gift.
Raiden: This is great! Let's put it in Otacon's computer and see how it works!
Otacon: Ok, here goes. . .
* Otacon pops in the disk and they wait for the upload of the virus to complete. It gets most of the way complete, but then it suddenly stops and Cheeseburger's smiling face pops up on the screen with the words "Upload failed" above it. Otacon looks at the face with disgust, waiting for something to happen. The figure on screen opens it's mouth, burps, then the screen flickers off. *
Rosie(sounding just like Solid Snake): Damn!
Otacon: I don't believe this. They've got some kind of anti-virus program in John's GW! This is just great.
Raiden: Is there some other way?
Otacon: Yeah, there is one other way. We've got to take out Metal Gear. We have to find some way to disable Metal Gear John!
Raiden: Great! No way are we gonna do that!
Will our heroes be able to defeat Metal Gear John? Tune in next time I feel like writing another one of these to find out!
