* We are once again at the computer room. Raiden, Rosie, and Otacon with her bird are at the elevator, ready to go there separate ways. *

Parrot: SQUAAK! Harry balls!

Raiden: Huh!?

Parrot: Squak! Eww. Coughed up another hair.

Raiden: What's he saying?

Otacon: Elton's apparently been around this bird to much.

Rosie(annoyed): Gay-wad!

Parrot: SQUAK! Ninja. . .In the vents!

Raiden: What's he talking about now?

Otacon and Rosie(faking surprise): I have no idea.

Otacon: Well, guys. Looks like we'll have to go our separate ways. I've got to go save those hostages. Rosie. Take this.

* Otacon hands Rosie an explosive suit. *

Otacon(patting Rosie on the shoulder): I'm gonna miss you.

Rosie: I'll miss me too.

Otacon: . . .

Rosie: I would do our secret handshake now, but that requires a hug at the end and I've got ketchup on my hands from that hamburger.

Otacon: Oh, I see.

* Otacon walks away. Rosie turn to Raiden. *

Rosie: Well, looks like it's just you and me kid.

Raiden: . . .

Rosie(looking up at the vents): You can come out now!

* Raiden looks up, shocked, as a ninja, dressed in a full cyborg battle uniform, jumps down from the vents. *

Raiden: What!? The ninja!

Ninja: Yes, it is I.

Raiden: Rosie, what's going on?

Rosie: Bed time Raiden.

* Raiden reaches for his holster, but the ninja puts the sword to his neck. *

Rosie: I wouldn't do that if I were you.

* They exchange a few other words which you have probably already heard if you've beaten the game before taking Raiden to the place with Solidus in the game. . . . . . Raiden wakes up on a flat, cold, wooden bench, tied down by a few cheap- looking, old ropes. He hears a faint voice in the distance. *

Faint voice in the distance: Are you awake yet, Jack?

* Raiden groans as he tries to see beyond his blury vision. When he can finally see, he realizes he's in a large, gray, room; naked, and with both Cheeseburger and Ocelot staring at him. Cheeseburger has lost her trenchcoat, revealing a large battle-mech-looking suit complete with long tentacles that have eating utensils on the ends. *

Raiden: Where am I? And why am I naked?

Ocelot: Not sure. I was still drunk when I found you. I remember taking you into my private quarters, but I don't remember anything past that.

Raiden: What are you gonna do to me?

Cheeseburger: Our plan is coming together so smoothly. Do you remember the retards in that assylum?

Raiden: Yeah, I think.

Cheeseburger: In exactly half an hour we'll not only unleash them on the city, but we'll fire a nuke into the atmosphere that will disrupt all electronics with it's electromagnetic pulse. Forcing everyone to live on our scabie-infested subway sandwiches that we'll hand out. If anyone does something we don't like, we'll make the scabie pills inside their bodies erupt.

Raiden: You sick bastard!

Cheesburger(smiling deviously): Yes I know.

Raiden: But why have you straped me down on this cheap, wooden bench? It seems a little. . .unprofessional.

Ocelot(annoyed): We've had to nearly split our budget in half thanks to all the rations Cheeseburger requires.

Cheeseburger: They're absolutly necessary to fuel my powerfull figure.

Raiden: You mean you're obese, smelly ass!

Cheeseburger: I am not obese!

Raiden: Yes you are! You're Fat as hell!

Cheeseburger: I'm not fat, I'm healthy! I eat subway sandwiches!

Raiden: Oh please. Those subway sandwiches don't make you any more healthy than they make my name Queen Latiffa!

Ocelot: Enough! Both of you!

* Cheeseburger and Raiden continue to argue. Meanwhile, we are taken to Ocelot's private headquarters where Rosie is raiding Ocelot's alcohol cabinet. *

Rosie(pulling out a bottle): Jack Daniel's, you allways knew how to hit the spot.

* Rosie walks over to a phone and dials a number. *

Rosie(mumbling to herself): To take this thing down, we're gonna need help.

* Someone picks up the phone and answers. *

Voice: Hello.

Rosie: Hello. I assume you know who this is.

Voice: Rosie?

Rosie: And I assume you know what this is about.

Voice(Gasps): So it's come to this? I'll be right over. And I'll come toting some serious fire power.

Rosie: Good. I'll see you soon!

* Rosie downs the remainder of Ocelot's alcohol for no apparent reason as the camera pans out of the scene signifying the end of this chapter. *