* We are once again at the computer room. Raiden, Rosie, and Otacon with
her bird are at the elevator, ready to go there separate ways. *
Parrot: SQUAAK! Harry balls!
Raiden: Huh!?
Parrot: Squak! Eww. Coughed up another hair.
Raiden: What's he saying?
Otacon: Elton's apparently been around this bird to much.
Rosie(annoyed): Gay-wad!
Parrot: SQUAK! Ninja. . .In the vents!
Raiden: What's he talking about now?
Otacon and Rosie(faking surprise): I have no idea.
Otacon: Well, guys. Looks like we'll have to go our separate ways. I've got to go save those hostages. Rosie. Take this.
* Otacon hands Rosie an explosive suit. *
Otacon(patting Rosie on the shoulder): I'm gonna miss you.
Rosie: I'll miss me too.
Otacon: . . .
Rosie: I would do our secret handshake now, but that requires a hug at the end and I've got ketchup on my hands from that hamburger.
Otacon: Oh, I see.
* Otacon walks away. Rosie turn to Raiden. *
Rosie: Well, looks like it's just you and me kid.
Raiden: . . .
Rosie(looking up at the vents): You can come out now!
* Raiden looks up, shocked, as a ninja, dressed in a full cyborg battle uniform, jumps down from the vents. *
Raiden: What!? The ninja!
Ninja: Yes, it is I.
Raiden: Rosie, what's going on?
Rosie: Bed time Raiden.
* Raiden reaches for his holster, but the ninja puts the sword to his neck. *
Rosie: I wouldn't do that if I were you.
* They exchange a few other words which you have probably already heard if you've beaten the game before taking Raiden to the place with Solidus in the game. . . . . . Raiden wakes up on a flat, cold, wooden bench, tied down by a few cheap- looking, old ropes. He hears a faint voice in the distance. *
Faint voice in the distance: Are you awake yet, Jack?
* Raiden groans as he tries to see beyond his blury vision. When he can finally see, he realizes he's in a large, gray, room; naked, and with both Cheeseburger and Ocelot staring at him. Cheeseburger has lost her trenchcoat, revealing a large battle-mech-looking suit complete with long tentacles that have eating utensils on the ends. *
Raiden: Where am I? And why am I naked?
Ocelot: Not sure. I was still drunk when I found you. I remember taking you into my private quarters, but I don't remember anything past that.
Raiden: What are you gonna do to me?
Cheeseburger: Our plan is coming together so smoothly. Do you remember the retards in that assylum?
Raiden: Yeah, I think.
Cheeseburger: In exactly half an hour we'll not only unleash them on the city, but we'll fire a nuke into the atmosphere that will disrupt all electronics with it's electromagnetic pulse. Forcing everyone to live on our scabie-infested subway sandwiches that we'll hand out. If anyone does something we don't like, we'll make the scabie pills inside their bodies erupt.
Raiden: You sick bastard!
Cheesburger(smiling deviously): Yes I know.
Raiden: But why have you straped me down on this cheap, wooden bench? It seems a little. . .unprofessional.
Ocelot(annoyed): We've had to nearly split our budget in half thanks to all the rations Cheeseburger requires.
Cheeseburger: They're absolutly necessary to fuel my powerfull figure.
Raiden: You mean you're obese, smelly ass!
Cheeseburger: I am not obese!
Raiden: Yes you are! You're Fat as hell!
Cheeseburger: I'm not fat, I'm healthy! I eat subway sandwiches!
Raiden: Oh please. Those subway sandwiches don't make you any more healthy than they make my name Queen Latiffa!
Ocelot: Enough! Both of you!
* Cheeseburger and Raiden continue to argue. Meanwhile, we are taken to Ocelot's private headquarters where Rosie is raiding Ocelot's alcohol cabinet. *
Rosie(pulling out a bottle): Jack Daniel's, you allways knew how to hit the spot.
* Rosie walks over to a phone and dials a number. *
Rosie(mumbling to herself): To take this thing down, we're gonna need help.
* Someone picks up the phone and answers. *
Voice: Hello.
Rosie: Hello. I assume you know who this is.
Voice: Rosie?
Rosie: And I assume you know what this is about.
Voice(Gasps): So it's come to this? I'll be right over. And I'll come toting some serious fire power.
Rosie: Good. I'll see you soon!
* Rosie downs the remainder of Ocelot's alcohol for no apparent reason as the camera pans out of the scene signifying the end of this chapter. *
Parrot: SQUAAK! Harry balls!
Raiden: Huh!?
Parrot: Squak! Eww. Coughed up another hair.
Raiden: What's he saying?
Otacon: Elton's apparently been around this bird to much.
Rosie(annoyed): Gay-wad!
Parrot: SQUAK! Ninja. . .In the vents!
Raiden: What's he talking about now?
Otacon and Rosie(faking surprise): I have no idea.
Otacon: Well, guys. Looks like we'll have to go our separate ways. I've got to go save those hostages. Rosie. Take this.
* Otacon hands Rosie an explosive suit. *
Otacon(patting Rosie on the shoulder): I'm gonna miss you.
Rosie: I'll miss me too.
Otacon: . . .
Rosie: I would do our secret handshake now, but that requires a hug at the end and I've got ketchup on my hands from that hamburger.
Otacon: Oh, I see.
* Otacon walks away. Rosie turn to Raiden. *
Rosie: Well, looks like it's just you and me kid.
Raiden: . . .
Rosie(looking up at the vents): You can come out now!
* Raiden looks up, shocked, as a ninja, dressed in a full cyborg battle uniform, jumps down from the vents. *
Raiden: What!? The ninja!
Ninja: Yes, it is I.
Raiden: Rosie, what's going on?
Rosie: Bed time Raiden.
* Raiden reaches for his holster, but the ninja puts the sword to his neck. *
Rosie: I wouldn't do that if I were you.
* They exchange a few other words which you have probably already heard if you've beaten the game before taking Raiden to the place with Solidus in the game. . . . . . Raiden wakes up on a flat, cold, wooden bench, tied down by a few cheap- looking, old ropes. He hears a faint voice in the distance. *
Faint voice in the distance: Are you awake yet, Jack?
* Raiden groans as he tries to see beyond his blury vision. When he can finally see, he realizes he's in a large, gray, room; naked, and with both Cheeseburger and Ocelot staring at him. Cheeseburger has lost her trenchcoat, revealing a large battle-mech-looking suit complete with long tentacles that have eating utensils on the ends. *
Raiden: Where am I? And why am I naked?
Ocelot: Not sure. I was still drunk when I found you. I remember taking you into my private quarters, but I don't remember anything past that.
Raiden: What are you gonna do to me?
Cheeseburger: Our plan is coming together so smoothly. Do you remember the retards in that assylum?
Raiden: Yeah, I think.
Cheeseburger: In exactly half an hour we'll not only unleash them on the city, but we'll fire a nuke into the atmosphere that will disrupt all electronics with it's electromagnetic pulse. Forcing everyone to live on our scabie-infested subway sandwiches that we'll hand out. If anyone does something we don't like, we'll make the scabie pills inside their bodies erupt.
Raiden: You sick bastard!
Cheesburger(smiling deviously): Yes I know.
Raiden: But why have you straped me down on this cheap, wooden bench? It seems a little. . .unprofessional.
Ocelot(annoyed): We've had to nearly split our budget in half thanks to all the rations Cheeseburger requires.
Cheeseburger: They're absolutly necessary to fuel my powerfull figure.
Raiden: You mean you're obese, smelly ass!
Cheeseburger: I am not obese!
Raiden: Yes you are! You're Fat as hell!
Cheeseburger: I'm not fat, I'm healthy! I eat subway sandwiches!
Raiden: Oh please. Those subway sandwiches don't make you any more healthy than they make my name Queen Latiffa!
Ocelot: Enough! Both of you!
* Cheeseburger and Raiden continue to argue. Meanwhile, we are taken to Ocelot's private headquarters where Rosie is raiding Ocelot's alcohol cabinet. *
Rosie(pulling out a bottle): Jack Daniel's, you allways knew how to hit the spot.
* Rosie walks over to a phone and dials a number. *
Rosie(mumbling to herself): To take this thing down, we're gonna need help.
* Someone picks up the phone and answers. *
Voice: Hello.
Rosie: Hello. I assume you know who this is.
Voice: Rosie?
Rosie: And I assume you know what this is about.
Voice(Gasps): So it's come to this? I'll be right over. And I'll come toting some serious fire power.
Rosie: Good. I'll see you soon!
* Rosie downs the remainder of Ocelot's alcohol for no apparent reason as the camera pans out of the scene signifying the end of this chapter. *
