Chapter 28
CONTINUED. . .
* Cheeseburger attempts to fire the missle, but Raiden whips out his M4 and hits the missle while it's in the metal gear unit and it explodes, destroying the unit. Luckily for Cheeseburger, there's an ejector seet. It doesn't throw her very far though, and she just barely makes it past the bridge and falls down into the water. Suddenly, after Cheeseburger falls out into the great blue of the ocean, Metal Gear John begins to emerge on the other side of the bridge. *
Raiden: It's metal gear John Rosie! Get ready to jump.
Rosie(holding the activator unit): Here it goes. . .
* Rosie presses the button on the unit to ready her explosive vest. For some reason, it doesn't activate. *
Raiden: What happened?
Rosie: It didn't activate. We're going to have to find another way.
Raiden: Well, we're gonna have to think fast.
Rosie: I know! I'm gonna have to jump in it!
Raiden: I don't understand.
Rosie: Just trust me.
Raiden: Okay, but even still, it's a long jump. Even for you Rosie.
* Raiden feels a little odd saying this. *
Rosie: Allright open wide toothless.
* Raiden looks on with shock in his eyes as Rosie shoves about thirty exploding suppositories in her ass. *
Raiden: Rosie, you can't be serious about this!
* Rosie pulls a fuse out of her inventory and "lights her ass." *
Raiden: Rosie, those are exploding suppositories. You'll kill yourself!
Rosie(patting her ass): Don't worry, this thing is combat tou. . .
* Before Rosie can finish the sentence, the suppositories detonate, sending the large Rosie O'donell waaaaay up in the air. All the while, she screams in agony. Raiden bends over the railing to witness the astonishing feat.
Rosie is launched no less than 100 yards with a brilliant orange, sparking streak from her ass. Metal Gear John has already begun to flush the sea. Rosie gets nearer and nearer to the swirling waters above Metal Gear John and finally goes straight in with a massive splash.
The toilet seams to be functioning properly for about three seconds, but then starts to make a low humming noise and begins violently shaking, and then it's finally silent. Raiden waits for no longer than five seconds of silence until there's a massively ear shattering explosion from the final destruction of Metal Gear John.
Our cannon-ball-of-a-heroe comes plummeting out of the explosion along with countless other pieces of debris. Raiden looks on with a smile as it looks as if our heroe will land on the bridge and hopefully survive. He's partially right, as Rosie hits the bridge, but just creates a huge hole as she falls through and out to the sea again. *
CONTINUED. . .
* Cheeseburger attempts to fire the missle, but Raiden whips out his M4 and hits the missle while it's in the metal gear unit and it explodes, destroying the unit. Luckily for Cheeseburger, there's an ejector seet. It doesn't throw her very far though, and she just barely makes it past the bridge and falls down into the water. Suddenly, after Cheeseburger falls out into the great blue of the ocean, Metal Gear John begins to emerge on the other side of the bridge. *
Raiden: It's metal gear John Rosie! Get ready to jump.
Rosie(holding the activator unit): Here it goes. . .
* Rosie presses the button on the unit to ready her explosive vest. For some reason, it doesn't activate. *
Raiden: What happened?
Rosie: It didn't activate. We're going to have to find another way.
Raiden: Well, we're gonna have to think fast.
Rosie: I know! I'm gonna have to jump in it!
Raiden: I don't understand.
Rosie: Just trust me.
Raiden: Okay, but even still, it's a long jump. Even for you Rosie.
* Raiden feels a little odd saying this. *
Rosie: Allright open wide toothless.
* Raiden looks on with shock in his eyes as Rosie shoves about thirty exploding suppositories in her ass. *
Raiden: Rosie, you can't be serious about this!
* Rosie pulls a fuse out of her inventory and "lights her ass." *
Raiden: Rosie, those are exploding suppositories. You'll kill yourself!
Rosie(patting her ass): Don't worry, this thing is combat tou. . .
* Before Rosie can finish the sentence, the suppositories detonate, sending the large Rosie O'donell waaaaay up in the air. All the while, she screams in agony. Raiden bends over the railing to witness the astonishing feat.
Rosie is launched no less than 100 yards with a brilliant orange, sparking streak from her ass. Metal Gear John has already begun to flush the sea. Rosie gets nearer and nearer to the swirling waters above Metal Gear John and finally goes straight in with a massive splash.
The toilet seams to be functioning properly for about three seconds, but then starts to make a low humming noise and begins violently shaking, and then it's finally silent. Raiden waits for no longer than five seconds of silence until there's a massively ear shattering explosion from the final destruction of Metal Gear John.
Our cannon-ball-of-a-heroe comes plummeting out of the explosion along with countless other pieces of debris. Raiden looks on with a smile as it looks as if our heroe will land on the bridge and hopefully survive. He's partially right, as Rosie hits the bridge, but just creates a huge hole as she falls through and out to the sea again. *
