Chapter 31

* As the adventure finishes, we are on the set of a movie with camera-men, all of our characters, and even me sitting in a directors chair yelling "cut." *

Clipwaster(talking with a megaphone to everyone on set): Okay, that's a wrap people, Johnson get the hell over here and help Bill get these cameras back in the storage room. Timmy, you and the gang get these props back down. Leroy, where's my damn coffee!

* Raiden comes up to me and taps me on the shoulder. *

Raiden: Sir, considering we did a pretty good job on this, what would you say about a sequel?

Clipwaster(turning to the camera and winking to hint at something): Well, that would all depend on my reviewers.

Raiden: Actually, no, it wouldn't.

Clipwaster: Whaa. . .

Raiden(holding up a piece of paper): A fax just came in from the company. We're definitely doing a sequel.

Clipwaster: Huh?

Raiden: You must have not fully read the contract you signed with the company when you made Rosie O'donell's Metal Gear Adventure. It says you HAVE to do a sequel. Otherwise, none of us get paid.

Clipwaster: What the hell?

Raiden: It gets even wierder. . .Y'know, I just realized we've never actually met the people who work with the company. So I had Otacon do some research and. . .

Clipwaster: . . .and?

Raiden: . . .Bluemoose, SolidSmith, these guys are some of our biggest contributers.

* Erie music is played *

Clipwaster: What's going on around here?

Raiden: I don't know, but Clip. . .

Clipwaster: . . .

Raiden: . . .Johnny's in the script.

* Rosie, over in the corner actually eating the bag of scabies, spits a mouthfull of them out as a sudden flash, accompanied with a suspensfull noise is displayed as the words Rosie O'donell's Metal Gear Adventure fades in on the screen. *