Sweet, We're Rudies
GG: This is GG in the house with the man of the house, SIBERIAN TIGER!!!! ^-^
ST: Hey what's that supposed to mean?
GG: It means whatever you
want it to mean
ST: ……. stop it I get confused easily
GG: heh heh I don't
like writing this in my basement so I'll do it in school instead
ST: …..o.0….
GG: anywho the fic needs to
be done so enjoy
Disclaimer: if I owned jsrf do you think I would be doing fanfictions of it?
CHAPTER 1: hello
In the garage it was a happy day. Nothing was going on so they were all dancing to funky tunes (GG: play that funky music white boy) lately it's been quiet but they all tuned to Prof K. Like right now they listened to Jet Set Radio to hear what the hermit had to say.
Prof K: YO YO YO YO. This is Dj Professor K and your cute little ears are listening to what your parents would never let you hear, JET SET RADDIIIOOO. Listen, two new cats are hittin it up at 99th street and givin Rapid 99 a run for they're money. They got pretty nice graffiti with dragons, tigers, and griffins. No one knows what they look like though cuz once you get one glance at them, they're gone. Maybe they're an ally for poison jam and the GGs cant afford that.
Corn: Ok. Since I'm the leader I will go
Yoyo: But
Corn: but what yoyo
Yoyo: I wanna gooooooooooooooooooooo
Corn: No yoyo
Yoyo: I wanna
Corn: No
Yoyo: Yes
Corn: No
Yoyo was sitting on the ground whining like a little baby. Corn was standing arms crossed, glaring at poor yoyo. (GG: NOOOOOOOO *about to throw a fat man on corn ST: NO DON'T) Everyone else was sweat dropping at their friends immaturity. Then beat stepped forward.
Beat: Since he said there was two of them, why don't the both of you go
Yoyo and Corn: Shut up smart-ass
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On 99th street
Two teens skated up the neon wires onto a low building. One girl was 5'7" with shoulder length auburn hair. Her eyes were hazel, which she loved. She wore a long sleeve red shirt that was see-through except for the front. Also having black baggy khakis. Her skates are dark blue, red and black with a silver jet. On her side was a katana she loves to call "choppy".
Her companion was 5'5" with chin length brown hair. Her eyes were brown as well. She was of native decent so her skin was a light brown color. She was wearing a blue tank top with black hip hugging jeans. Her skates are range and black with red jet. The shorter one skated over to a wall to inspect some graffiti.
5'5": hey griffy. Check this out it says " GGs rule by; yoyo ^-^" weird huh
Griffy: yeah that is weird sibby -_-
Sibby: * sees two people come down the dragon* huh? I wonder who they are
Griffy: who cares. What's this? * Picks up an object that looks like a skull with headphones* cool I'll put in my sub-space pocket.
The two skaters now revealed as corn and yoyo skate under where the two girls are until they heard a voice
Prof K: the chicks just got a graffiti soul. I wonder if they're related to clutch
Sibby: ah aH AH
Griffy: * whispering* oh no sibby this is not the time for allergies
Sibby: CHOOO oink
Griffy: shhhhiiiiiiittt \_/
Corn and yoyo: * look up* huh
Griffy: RUN O_O
Soon a chase was on and the girls found themselves in a place that just went around in a circle. Yoyo still chased them and corn went the other way to cut them off. But they did a wall ride to get past him. They headed towards the exit buuuuttttt there was an electric fence cutting them off
Griffy: XD sizzle
Sibby: what bastard put that there. IS GOD AGAINST US
Corn: huff stop pant right weezz there ragh
Griffy: there is a matter of an electric fence
Yoyo: that means the police are coming ^-^
Police: give yourself up and we MIGHT shoot you
Griffy: go away and I MIGHT stab you
Sibby: she'll probably anyways -^-^-
Corn: o.O
Yoyo: ^_^
Police: that's it shoot'em * they start shooting*
Sibby: they're shooting at us cuz we're skating O-O
Yoyo: no not just that. Your friend threatened them
Corn: by the way where is she
In the background you hear steel cutting and terrified whimpers.
Griffy: ) that's right be afraid. Be very afraid
Police: please don't kill us with your katana
Griffy: ( its name is choppy. Now go away before we change our mind
Police: yes ma'am * leave in a blur*
Corn: ok, why do you have a katana and most importantly why did you name it
Griffy: a sword has more protection then 5 condoms
Yoyo: O.O mmmm * starts crying*
Sibby: ahhh poor kiddy widdy afraid of condoms
Yoyo: * nods head*
Sibby: AHAHAHAHA ohhh thank you I havnt laughed like that since I was a little girl.
Griffy: -_- ignore her its quite easy
Corn: -_- who are you people
Griffy: I am the brains and the brawn. My name is Griffin gurl a.k.a griffy, GG, G squared and beth
Sibby: I am the faithful sidekick. My name is Siberian Tiger a.k.a sibby, ST, and leelu
Yoyo: ^_^ you guys got a lot of names….. want some cream cheese (GG: go to STs JSRF fic then you'll get the joke)
Sibby: ^-^;;;
Griffy: XD ew no
Corn: \_/ yoyo stop it with the cream cheese. Not that we know you, give us back the graffiti soul
Sibby: what's a graffiti soul?
Corn: \_/ don't play stupid with me
Griffy: o.O?
Sibby: o.O?
Yoyo: o.O?
Corn: -_-;;; mmm it's a shiny thing with headphones
Griffy: ^____^ ohh I gots that
Corn: ( give it
Sibby: not until you say the magic word ^__^
Corn: please
Griffy: ^-^ no
Corn: NOW
Sibby: nope ^-^
Corn: GIVE IT TO ME NOW GOD DAM IT o
Yoyo: not even close ^-^
Corn: shut up yoyo (
Griffy: still not it. Man your bad at this ^-^
Corn: $#!%&*%#%!%
Sibby: OoO how'd you know
Griffy: here you go ^-^ * throws it at yoyo*
Yoyo: ohhhh pretty
Corn: finally
Yoyo: don't mind him, he's cranky cuz his hat got slobbered by my dog. Do you want to go with us
Griffy: hmm mom told me never to talk to strangers. But look at that cute face
Yoyo: ^_~
Griffy and sibby: sure -^-^-
So they skated to the garage leaving corn behind, grumbling
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In the garage
Sibby: OoO whoa light
Yoyo: ^-^ yeah its always night on 99th street
Griffy: what other places are there ^_^
Yoyo: you'll see them later
They heard a voice
Roboy: come hither, both of you, and I shall enlighten you
Griffy: \_/ alright * skates up to him/her/it*
Sibbey: hey
Roboy: yo, you talking to me
Griffy: -_- no we were talking to your hat
Roboy: o_0 really………. Do you like it? Its name is bobby
Griffy: ) * swipes it and fries it with a lighter to reveal that roboy has an afro*
Roboy: O_O bobby NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sibby: * takes out a water gun* ) * sprays him with 10 pounds of water pressure*
Roboy: XD pzzzztttttt chcccccccccccccsssss * blows up into 5 million pieces all over the world*
Everyone but corn: YEAHHHHHHHH ^_______^
Corn who has just gotten there: OoO roboy nooooooooooo
Griffy: you sound like roboy when I burned his hat ^-^
Sibby: ^-^
Yoyo: ok everyone this is sibby and griffy
Griffy: call me GG. All my friends do
Yoyo: ok this is GG and sibby. GG and sibby this is corn, gum, beat, ryth, clutch, boogie, combo, jazz, garam, cube, soda and me yoyo ^-^ you'll sorta meet prof K later and the robot you blew up was roboy
Everyone: hey
Gum: what brings you guys here
Sibby: well we came from Canada to have fun
GG: yup
(GG: I couldn't remember boogies name so I asked sibby ST: ^-^ I love being a game nerd)
Clutch: excuse me but
GG: no for everything from a walk in the park to a threesome
Clutch: marry me
Sibby: ………………o_O……………….
GG and sibby: NO
Soda: haha you got turned down. AGAIN
Clutch: shut up elephant seal
(ST: ^_^ its true)
GG: hey jazz you remind me of someone um yeah uh er ugh
Jazz: oO?
GG: you know with the beret, joints, goatee, and bongos. What are they called
Sibby:………..beatniks?
GG: ^-^ yeah beatniks
Jazz:……o_O……..
Beat: ok so they bombed roboy so I'll give them credit, but can they skate
Sibby: sure
GG: I've been skating all my life
(GG: ^_^'''' ST: -_-;;;)
Beat: ok then. Show us your stuff
They went to the practice ring whatever the hell it is and indeed showed their stuff. They preformed all their tricks smoothly and professionally. When they were done they skated over to where everyone else was.
Sibby: ^-^ sooooo
Corn: you're good
GG: \_/ hey
Corn: O_O you too
GG: yeeeeaaaahhhhh ^-^
Yoyo: you guys are fast…. Pot likes you
Sibby: who's pot
Combo: his dog. The one covered in cream cheese
Everyone: -_-
(GG: in order to get that you have to read jet set oh crap by ST)
Cube: hey GG, what was the cool move you did
GG: you mean the kickside wall ride. It's easy. All you have to do is do a wall ride backwards, back flip onto a rail, land on your hands, push off, and skate. Simple easy
Prof K: yo yo everyone. The GGs just got some new girls. You know they are allowed here any time
Sibby: thank you
GG: that's so nice -^-^-
Clutch: ( hey
Prof K: ^___^ heh heh anyways I need garam, soda, boogie, ryth and roboy
Yoyo: roboy go boom. BIG boom
Prof K: ok just send them
Corn: -_o what for
Prof K: need them to play hide and go seek with the orphanage kids
Corn: o_O okkkkk
They left (GG: yeaaahhhh I didn't like them ^-^)
Cube: since you girls are new let me show you around. There are two floors, upstairs and downstairs. Upstairs is the cd player. Downstairs is the turntable for combo only
Combo: ^-^ you girls can use it if you want
GG and sibby: ^__________^
Clutch: \____/'''''''
Yoyo: over there is pot
Sibby: -_- you mean the mound of cream cheese with eyes
Corn: yup
Everyone: -_- ew
Yoyo: ^-^
GG: that's the end of chap 1 expect chap 2-mourning and weird stuff soon
ST: DON'T FORGET TO REVIEW. NO FLAMES
